FOUR Loko energy drinks

[JayBone]

Has anyone had these?

They are an energy drink with 12% alcohol.

[Rm250RF900R]

Yeah I get them sometimes. I think there 2 for 4 bucks. Taste like complete ass, but they get you wasted beyond belief.

[JayBone]

Wasted beyond belief is the truth!! That's funny.. They are 2 bucks a piece here in screw jersey.

[fabiodriven]

That is currently my official drink. I have recently had to be very careful when and where I drink them though. Only drink them if you are somewhere safe. The last time I drank them I almost got in a fight with a guy at the next campsite. I'm not like that at all. I'm a very happy-go-lucky drunk. I guess my buddies were keeping me and this guy apart the whole night. I got up in his face so close that I was clunking him in the head with the bill of my hat. I have absolutely no recollection of this event.

About a month and a half ago I had a rough 4-Loko night. I won't get into details, but let's just say it was the first time I got arrested. Still gotta go to court for that one.

I am by no means an amateur drinker. I am a small guy, so it may not effect you fatties like it does me. I drink beer, but am no stranger to the hard stuff. I have had a TON of Jagermiester, but I am also very familiar with Jack, The Captain, Vodka, you name it. I have had my fun with certain illegal substances (When I was younger).

This stuff is nothing to sneeze at. My friend introduced it to me and he had never had it personally. He said his sister and her friends drank it and then they'd go haywire. I told him that's because they're young girls. He assured me this was different. I figured there's only one way to find out for sure, so I drank one. Holy crap man, the stuff knocked me on my arse! The first time I tried it I was already a few beers deep, so that was inconclusive. The next time I drank strictly 4-Loko and nothing else. The evidence was at that point conclusive. The stuff is no joke.

I say try it yourself and see. Please just be careful and don't over do it!!!!

[Rm250RF900R]

They also see this stuff called JOOSE. I think its 9.9% and tastes a little better. Still has that extreme kick that loko does. Must be all the caffine and everything else in it. You go my thinking now. One of these nights im just going to drink strictly LOKO and see what happens. I usually have only 1 then ill drink some beer or some Jim beam. This will be just pure Loko going through my blood stream.

[snakpacs]

cranberry lemonade is the best. drinking strictly four loko in an evening is called "getting loko". its called this because you do indeed get crazy

[JayBone]

Here is my story

I am also not a light weight to alcohol. After my first taste of FOUR i started to buy it all the time. Then a month ago i was drinking beers had about 6 and then switched to 2 Loko's and drove my quad home. Less than 1 mile away... Well i made it home but in the process i received some serious road rash on my hands/shoulder/ankle/helmet, 2 broken ribs, a swollen left hip where i still have no feeling yet, a swollen ankle, a bruise from my left ass cheek to the back of my knee. The quad had a broken handle bar, broken 4wd switch, bent up rear rack and 2 small spots of road rash. Ruined my backpack also. I took most of the abuse. What is bad, all i remember is kinda hitting the road and then getting into my house and looking at my hands like "wow" i gotta fix that road rash. I somehow got the quad back on it's wheels unless it ended up that way and drove or pushed it back on on to my lawn. 4am i woke up in serious pain. Called a friend to come get me and went to the hospital. I am super happy i wear a helmet or i could be missing some of my left ear and a serious bald spot scar if not worse off. So i think it's very important to listen to fabiodriven and my story. Make sure you are in a safe place.

It's like liquid CRACK!!

[yooperman]

Never heard of them if ii was back in my party days I would hammer them down lol. Now hardly drink a 12 pack last me months no erge to drink any more. But I use to hammer it up jim beam and orange juice will nuck ya up. back on subject now have any of ya guys heard of camo beer comes in 24 ounce can its cheap I would drink one of the black ice which is 10.5 percent alcohal. I know the MI boys prolly heard of it before totally nucks ya up pretty bad.

[portland250r]

thats not an energy drink! are you crazy those things will get people really drunk.
if you drink them slow it wont get you that messed up but either way those are not energy drinks.
beer usually tastes good after a loko.

[fabiodriven]

thats not an energy drink! are you crazy those things will get people really drunk.
if you drink them slow it wont get you that messed up but either way those are not energy drinks.
beer usually tastes good after a loko.

Actually, they are energy drinks.

[UndefinedT]

they are both, that's why your wired


i drink 2 of them and have a good night,
mind you i'm 6ft 1" and 200lbs lol


always gettin loko holmes!!

[leviblue]

Ahhhh a wide awake rammy drunk...no thanks I tried a RedBull and Everclear awhile back and thought my heart was gonna explode. Walked outa my shop and started yelling at the crackheads on the block. If it wasn't for one of my artists I'd be dead now. I think the name LOKO says it all

[Mr_RPM]

If you want cheap and wasted get steel reserve. .99 cents for a 24Oz. at 8.1% alcohol. so 4 bucks later your well in the game. plus they tastes horrible so you dont need to worry about your buddies getting into your stash. yet you could afford to buy for your friends. i once bough 10 with a friend and no one liked them but me. i had enough for a few parties. =)

[portland250r]

Actually, they are energy drinks.

ok well i would rather be energized in the morning than a hyped up drunk.
i only take energy drinks when i have been up for over a day and get tired four lokos either get you tired or shot up with drunken energy.

[code200k]

dont wanna hear bout the drinking and riding.but i saw somewhere that they might be banning loko

[UndefinedT]

Four Loko, the popular alcoholic energy drink and currently the second best-selling beverage on the market behind water, is rumored to be facing legal troubles from the Food and Drug Administration for causing too many of its customers to get absolutely blackout retarded and have like, legit no freakin’ memory of what happened last night, bro.



The drink, sold in large 23.5 oz. tall boy cans, is the newest craze among college students for its potent 12% alcohol content and fun fruity flavors ranging from watermelon to cranberry lemonade. Its main ingredient is caffeine, but it also includes taurine and guarana, two substances so dangerous and vile that Microsoft Word doesn’t even recognize them as actual words. Other active ingredients are absinthe, tar, paint thinner, lighter fluid, and rat poison.



The beverage is responsible for some of the most brutal hangovers all over the country. It’s not the kind of drink anyone buys to sip on while reading a book or doing their homework. Its sole purpose is to help people party and/or forget about their relationship problems. As a result, various anti-Four Loko advocates have described the product as “liquid cocaine,” “blackout in a can,” and “this trailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro will actually kill you.”



Most recently, some congressmen have started to make the push to remove Four Loko from store shelves entirely, causing college students everywhere to stock up on as many cans of the delicious drink as possible to prepare for the minor apocalypse that will likely ensue sometime in the future if the ban ever gets passed.



“I just spent $150 buying out all of Lancaster Market for all the Four Lokos they had,” said an SU student who wished to remain anonymous. “I’m trying to drink them as quickly as possible before they become illegal,” he stated as he shotgunned his third can in less than 30 seconds. Because of the caffeine content, the effects of the alcohol are sometimes slightly delayed beyond most other alcoholic drinks. Consequently, when asked a few minutes later where he planned on hoarding all of those cans, he was face down in a puddle of blue raspberry vomit and was suddenly no longer responsive.


Haha legit^.

[cbx1170]

Why couldn't we have some of this when I was younger? Sounds like . ............ Fun ? !! Or maybe not.

[NINJA]

Caffeine and alcohol are a synergistic combination, so it's not a very good idea to mix the two. Blacking out, waking up with pissed pants, your hair glued to the floor from your own vomit, with your eyebrows shaved off, and cocks drawn on your face, now that's a party! This is why I always bring a razor and a sharpie to parties, to prey upon the 4 Loco drunks. LOL
Personally, I'll stick to Everclear and orange sherbet when the urge to go on a bender arises.

[moonerdizzle]

i personally drink FOUR MAX'D. Its 10 percent alcohol, and is 99 cents for a 24 ounce can. and the citrus tastes like a monster with some booze in it. 2 and im having a good night, 6 and im blacked out in a field trophy trucking my F250. that was a bad night

[moonerdizzle]

Caffeine and alcohol are a synergistic combination, so it's not a very good idea to mix the two. Blacking out, waking up with pissed pants, your hair glued to the floor from your own vomit, with your eyebrows shaved off, and cocks drawn on your face, now that's a party! This is why I always bring a razor and a sharpie to parties, to prey upon the 4 Loco drunks. LOL
Personally, I'll stick to Everclear and orange sherbet when the urge to go on a bender arises.


everclear is a real mans drink, love the stuff, but you cant get it in some states. im lucky here in wisconsin.

[portland250r]

everclear is a real mans drink, love the stuff, but you cant get it in some states. im lucky here in wisconsin.
moon shine beats all its legal if you have a license for it, i found that out a week ago.

[NINJA]

moon shine beats all its legal if you have a license for it, i found that out a week ago.
You don't need a license for Everclear and it's the strongest alcoholic drink on the planet, period. So tell me now, how does moonshine beat it, aside from flavor? Because if your going for taste, then I don't suggest drinking Everclear. I drink Everclear to get drunk, that is all!

[portland250r]

You don't need a license for Everclear and it's the strongest alcoholic drink on the planet, period. So tell me now, how does moonshine beat it, aside from flavor? Because if your going for taste, then I don't suggest drinking Everclear. I drink Everclear to get drunk, that is all!

no you have to have a brewing license to make moonshine i didnt say anything about everclear.
what i thought was moonshine was illegal in any way, but i guess you can make it if you get a brewing license for it it also includes a tax, everclear and moonshine are best in shots if you want calm taste just get a 6 pack.

[bigbadktm]

my buddy in fl swears by this stuff, but I havent seen them around here in ca. they used to have something similar to that, but it tasted like nyquil and butt. not a tasty combo.

[ceaserthethird]

Sure beats the old school Funnel, So Happy I don't Drink Alcohol.

Black out, don't remember a dam thing sounds tempting LOL

[factoryX]

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2010/10/15/ramapo-college-bans-alcoholic-energy-drink/

[Jeepermc]

I've only been black out drunk 3 times in my 32 years...The last time was a year ago on a mix of redbull/vodka, monster/vodka... 3 drinks and I don't remember a few hours from that night....I fell over backwards in my chair around the campfire, the next thing I remember is puking in the bathroom of my camper...As these type of stories go...I was a pain in the ass for a few hours until I started to come back around...Energy drinks and alcohol mixed will f you up good.......

[83ATC185]

with me, its 13 beers or 2.5 lokos. the lemonade is pretty good ice cold. ive never finished a whole 4 pack lol

[300rman]

moon shine beats all its legal if you have a license for it, i found that out a week ago.

your allowed to make moonshine if:
A. you make under a certain amount/yr and
B. you arent selling it.

its all about tax dollars o the Govt.....

[dirtdemon]

im loko four loko

[85 250sx]

haha im no light weight when it comes to drinking, but these things do make you go loko and act stupid some sometimes. first time i ever had them we bought a case and i drank 5 before goin out. well needless to say i dont remember any of my night and apearently i was escorted out of one of the bars lol. now i stick to just 1 to pregame on before goin out.

[fabiodriven]

now i stick to just 1 to pregame on before goin out.

That's exactly what I do. I'll be doing that in just a little while actually.

[Rotten]

Those drinks are absolutely NUCKIN FUTS!

They are loaded with caffeine thats why they get you so smashed.......I wouldnt drink that trailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro if my life depended on it

Ill stick to my Bud light :)

[honda200xatc]

Well I work at a beverage distributor in michigan and I know that four loko and joose drinks must not be sold anymore in the state of Michigan. Other states are trying to pass the ban also. We have until Dec. 4th to get rid of these drinks. Jack Daniels black jack cola is also on the list along with a few of the raw smirnoffs.

[83ATC185]

do you know what the other states are? i noticed that only one or two stores in my town sell them anymore...

[honda200xatc]

I dont know what the other states are right off hand. We have the ban posted on our board at work that specifies which states are banning these drinks and which drinks are affected. The stores that have them in stock can sell them until they run out but as a distributor we cannot send anymore out to the stores.

[code200k]

http://www.newsday.com/business/ny-sobering-up-on-sales-of-alcoholic-energy-drinks-1.2460109
looks like ny is next

[83ATC185]

its a shame, im not one to buy a bunch and chug them. ill drink one, then later on, ill drink another, and go to bed. Its the people being irresponsible thats going to ruin a good drink for everyone. Sorta like three wheelers...

[oldskool83]

it dont really batter if they ban them, college kids will just put alcohol in them stupid enegery drinks to get the same effect. i only heard of this drink last week, shows now much i care

[mi500]

i had my first one saturday about noon before a weding. it sorta tasted like lemon pledge mixed with gasoline. but did start the day off right, got my resume mostly done and had a great time at the weding.

[83ATC185]

go watermelon or fruit punch. the lemon tastes like somewhat like ^lemon pledge and beer mixed. fruit punch is the best to me

[fabiodriven]

Grape is by far my favorite. Massachusetts is banning them now too. :(

[83ATC185]

i have a grape hanging out on my dresser.time to give it a shot :)

[dunerash]

I dont drink the stuff but have friends that do.. Our ban up here in Washington st. starts this thursday. Thanks to a few stupid collage kids that were beer bonging the stuff our Nazi gov. Christine Gregwhore decided its in all of our best intrest to not drink the stuff..
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/107054863.html

[Jeepermc]

I dont drink the stuff but have friends that do.. Our ban up here in Washington st. starts this thursday. Thanks to a few stupid collage kids that were beer bonging the stuff our Nazi gov. Christine Gregwhore decided its in all of our best intrest to not drink the stuff..
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/107054863.html

God I hate her............I wonder if Oregon has banned them yet?....I'm headed to Florence for Thanksgiving and maybe I'll pick up a few for the festivities.....

[okieRrider]

getting banned here in OK too

[83ATC185]

I checked out their website. seems they are removing the caffeine and taurine from FOUR Loko. :(

[Jeepermc]

I saw that on the news last night here in WA..... The story was pitched as "A last ditch effort to keep Four Loko on the shelves"...

It sucks they have to go through this in the first place, and I don't blame them for scrambling to keep them legal and on shelves....

[trikes4life]

Im going to start rum running 4 loko's, when they get banned

[JayBone]

Better get a better trike than in your avitar. ha ha

And change your ID to loko4trikes

[jeffatc250r]

Never tried one, i prefer jager and redbull when on a liquid cocaine mission.
Ill haveta see if i can procure myself a few of them before they vanish and see how they are.

[code200k]

Im going to start rum running 4 loko's, when they get banned

you too ehh??

[83ATC185]

I saw that on the news last night here in WA..... The story was pitched as "A last ditch effort to keep Four Loko on the shelves"...

It sucks they have to go through this in the first place, and I don't blame them for scrambling to keep them legal and on shelves....

The thing is, they already have a bad name. People arent gonna say, "well, it doesnt have caffeine anymore", no, theyre on a Loko killing mission. if it was canned water named four loko, they wouldnt care

[tommerp]

Well.. maybe if they add another Loko to it, they won't get banned? Four Loko = Dangerous.... Five Loko = Safe for everyone? Isn't that how it goes?