Your Momma Jokes

[thestud25]

I know this is childish, but who cares!?! Post your favorite "Yo Momma" Joke(s)!!!


Your mama is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone!

Your mama is so fat, when she wears her yellow raincoat kids line up to ride her to school!!

[factoryX]

yo mama is so fat, I ran around the house and saw her butt in every window.
yo mama is so fat, she got in the tub and filled it and then turned on the water.
yo mama is so fat, that she was the stunt double for the death star, at least she got the part twice.
Yo mama is so fat, the equator is her belt line.
yo mama is so fat, she has her own orbit.
yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket everyone say's taxi.
yo mama is so fat, when she walks down the street in Tokyo everyone screams "Godzilla!"
yo mama is so fat, it took 2 bus rides to get to the good side of her.
I saw you and your mama shopping last night, can you please stay out of my garbage can?

[briano]

yo mama so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass

[jason85atc250r]

Yo mama is so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil

[3wheelinfvr]

Your momma`s so fat her car has stretch marks.

[Dirtcrasher]

Yo Mama is so fat she's harder to load on my truck than a 350X....... :lol:

[KASEY]

yo momma is so fat we have to feed her with a slingshot from the otherside of the street!!!!

[Vealmonkey]

Yo mama is so ugly, when she was younger, your grandparents had to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her!

[HuffieVA]

Oh yea, well your mammas so.... Woha... wait a miniute I think she's awake... damn that was close... whew...

[factoryX]

yo mama is so fat, when she steps on the scale it say's "One person at a time."

[oldskool83]

yo mamma so skinny she fell thru her own as*hole

[swampthang]

Your momma so poor i saw her kicking a can the other day and i asked her what she was doing she said moving.

[Mr_RPM]

your mammas so fat when she askes you to get her meds, your grabbing a jar of mayonnaise

[max]

If you do a search Im pretty sure there is a 7 page post on this already. Good jokes anyways.!

[fabiodriven]

Your mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Don King in a headlock.

[HuffieVA]

I hate to be the one to let the cat outta the bag, but your Mamma's so damn stupid, If brains were gasoline she couldn’t get a piss ants go-cart half way around an effin' cheerio

[fabiodriven]

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it slows down traffic.

[thestud25]

Your momma is so fat she uses the Michelin Man as a tampon!

[fabiodriven]

Your mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.

[thestud25]

Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

[Chazz of Blades]

Yo momma so fat when she wears red, trikers try to hop on her back!!!

[max]

Here ya go http://www.3wheelerworld.com/showthread.php?52813-Yo-mama-is....&highlight=your+momma+so+fat. That should cover them all!!

[250rs-neva-die]

yo momma is like an s.u.v big, black, and enough room for six construction workers inside!!

[SWIGIN]

Yo momma is so ghetto, when she breast feeds kool aid comes out!

[Tri-Z 250]

yo mamma's like a taxi cab 4riders for 1fare

[portland250r]

yo mommas like a vacume she sucks blows and gets laid in a closet.

yo mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

yo mommas entered an ugly contest and they said sorry no proffessionals.