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Kintore
05-26-2011, 11:02 AM
I have a box of Captain Crunch cereal that says ATCTIM will come in dead last.

Some of his popular excuses are the following-

"It was too dusty, I couldnt see anything"
"I may look like Richard Simmons but dont hold it against me"
"My mangina hurts"
"its not my fault I have raisins for balls when Kintore has watermelons!"

These are just a few, but pictures are worth 1000 words. WHERE IS TIM? HMMM WHERE IS KINTORE? :lol:
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h25/JoshTriZ/TF1033.jpg

250r kid
05-26-2011, 12:14 PM
it's too bad there's not atc racing in ont.it looks like you need some friendly completion

atctim
05-26-2011, 01:05 PM
Huh - I just knew the day would roll around again when this "foreigner" would start shooting his cocky mouth off about stuff he knows nothing about IE - racing trikes! Let's face it - Kintore got lucky last year - if you were there to see it you would have witnessed the flag man giving him a 1/4 lap head start on all of the serious racers. He is like a circus act - "hey look at all the fast guys having to avoid the one slow guy on the track". FYI - the picture he posted above does not even have me in it - and where was I? Well - I was way out in front of him All of the people behind him were held up by his slow turns and were trying to lap him. Here is the only picture I can even find with Kintore riding a trike! He normally rides Rascals BTW.
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/252377_10150210848807945_607307944_7184522_1918704 _n.jpg
above you can see him playing his "clown" games while the others are trying to concentrate on the actual show. Sadly - the day he was in this parade, he injured a young child when he was attempting to ride a wheelie (which he is horrible at) and ran right into the crowd. I think there is still a lawsuit pending.

Meawhile, here is the difference between his and my training programs:

Me - actually working out:
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/252246_10150210855717945_607307944_7184564_1778869 _n.jpg

Kintores workout = hogging out on chicken wings!!!!!!!
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/254007_10150210850322945_607307944_7184531_2780933 _n.jpg

Hey Kintore - you talk the talk - see if you can walk the walk at TF. Be sure you wear gloves when you race so your greased up chicken wing fingers don't slip off the bars!

Tri-Z 250
05-26-2011, 01:54 PM
Looks like Maple dipped wings to me.

atctim
05-26-2011, 03:31 PM
My bad.............I did find another picture of Kintore on the internet. Apparently he is on a Big Wheel forum for adult gay superhero fans. Here is his avatar from that site.
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/246922_10150210948707945_607307944_7185107_4814398 _n.jpg

Apparently this is what Kintore considers to be "high flying action" on a trike. What a joke. Stay on the playground kid!

atctim
05-26-2011, 03:43 PM
oh - and here is the newspaper article about his little "incident" he had for the non-believers and nay-sayers!!!!!!!

Just click it to read it in full size.

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CRAZY70MAN
05-26-2011, 09:18 PM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!! :lol: Thanks Josh and Tim............just would not be the same this time of the year without you guys talkin trash thread!! Tim..that avatar........dude:lol: I rolled for 3 minutes when I seen that!!!! Any activities for the river this year by the way? Great stuff you 2.........still smilin'.....:lol::lol::lol:

Kintore
05-26-2011, 11:55 PM
Maybe you should spend more time riding and practicing instead of photoshopping your life away. I seem to remember me coming out in 1st last 2 YES TWO years! In case you cant count, I know you didnt graduate from grade 1 so here is some help.
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/08/mario-two-fingers.jpg


I just have a hard time believing that you have rode for all these years, and as still as crappy as you are.

Reminds me a famous Happy Girlmore Quote-
"you know what the pathetic thing is?"
"youve been playing golf your whole life"
Ill explain it for you my little grade 1.....
Same idea but with riding, your pathetic, youve been riding your whole life. and YOU SUCK. Plain and simple.

Or if that doesnt float your homo boat-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk6On8kS018&feature=related

Anything else mario?

sanchez
05-31-2011, 10:08 PM
if i may, kintor stick to your 70 APPARENTLY a 110 is to much
tim i think you my just have a chance this year if you harness the power of the mullet

atctim
06-10-2011, 04:13 PM
Kintore, You are the most awful rider I know. I once saw you roll a 3 wheeler over on your head and you have not been right since. You are truly an evil man spewing so much crap from your mouth. I seriously doubt if anyone can take you seriously anymore. MX race will prove who is man and who is child!

Bryan Raffa
06-12-2011, 06:03 PM
potato boy ,,, let me show you how to do it,,,, Dont worry about tiny tim,,, just shut the door on him!:lol::lol:

http://s83.photobucket.com/albums/j282/bryanraffa/Shutting%20the%20door%20on%20Tim/?albumview=slideshow

Kintore
06-13-2011, 07:43 AM
bring it on ladies, going to take one thing and one thing only to win this....
Tim-
http://www.iranexports.ir/uploads/imgfilesha/45,17.png

Mine-
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_E6dXz_LWGHQ/Sz192sRPTwI/AAAAAAAAAQw/ZVHyHiMYJ5I/s400/balls+of+steel+hood+sized+copy.jpg

atctim
06-13-2011, 10:44 AM
Balls of steel have nothing to do with experience and smart racing - two things you know nothing about! Again, your big fat stupid loud mouth is getting in the way of you seeing reality! When will you ever learn? Oh, and rumor has it, Red Green is your mechanic. Good luck with that - hope you bring lots of duct tape to TF for when your TPC bike falls apart!

Bryan Raffa
06-13-2011, 10:19 PM
rtfm

TIM,,,,,,Oh i see it now,,, you buy shelly a shiny NEW motorcycle .. and she gave you ONE BALL BACK!

Bryan Raffa
06-13-2011, 10:41 PM
Wile were on the topic of WOOPIN ASS.......:twisted: whos in the OPEN CLASS at the drags????????????????:twisted: you punks are Aweful quiet this year...:lol: who's steppin up?!!!!!:twisted::twisted::twisted:

Daddio
06-13-2011, 11:32 PM
I'm bringing a bottle of Whoop Ass with me. :naughty: BEWARE! :twisted:

Chazz of Blades
06-14-2011, 01:31 AM
I'll drag you on my 200S!!!!!


Of course, I'll cut your throttle cable when you're not looking......

Kintore
06-14-2011, 08:40 AM
Balls of steel have nothing to do with experience and smart racing - two things you know nothing about! Again, your big fat stupid loud mouth is getting in the way of you seeing reality! When will you ever learn? Oh, and rumor has it, Red Green is your mechanic. Good luck with that - hope you bring lots of duct tape to TF for when your TPC bike falls apart!

Dude you have to be the most STUPID person I know. You just referred to your own Tionesta Trikes build as a TPC. You as in Tionesta Trikes built my cobbled up 45-0. You just ultimate insulted yourself LMAO

Think before you speak my young apprentice. You will learn someday, I hope..... im tired of babysitting your ass.

Tri-Z 250
06-14-2011, 12:07 PM
Hey....just show some respect to the word COBBED....oh wait thats cobbled. Sorry, Mapleman thought you was puttin down the CORN!

thestud25
06-14-2011, 12:27 PM
I'll drag you on my 200S!!!!!

Chazz, you and me 200s Vs 200s at the TF drag strip!!

atctim
06-14-2011, 01:10 PM
Kintore, your shear ignorance baffles me. You don't even know what you ride, do you???? Tionesta Trikes never built you a bike, nor would they. We don't support squirrels. We would not build you a bike, you can't even ride quads, let alone trikes! I like how you try to turn this back on me - it makes me laugh. Did you forget about your little accident? Maybe I should post up another local story about who you really are for the people to see you for the animal you are! You make me sick you little puke!

atctim
06-14-2011, 01:36 PM
Here you go sicko - have fun enjoying all the jokes people tell about you this year at TF! BTW - trophies don't come with sheep toppers. And for Pete's sake, literally, Pete of Haspin Acres, hide the livestock - an accused sheep molester is coming to town! Seriously though - this guy is a sicko. He will do anything do try to weasel out of this - but it is as easy as an internet search to find what he is up to in the "off season". I'll bet his parents are so proud!

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Eric250R
06-15-2011, 12:28 AM
Here you go sicko - have fun enjoying all the jokes people tell about you this year at TF! BTW - trophies don't come with sheep toppers. And for Pete's sake, literally, Pete of Haspin Acres, hide the livestock - an accused sheep molester is coming to town! Seriously though - this guy is a sicko. He will do anything do try to weasel out of this - but it is as easy as an internet search to find what he is up to in the "off season". I'll bet his parents are so proud!

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Best-smack-down-ever.........:lol::lol::w00t:

yooperman
06-15-2011, 12:35 AM
That was good I got popcorn for this one lol.

Kintore
06-15-2011, 07:43 AM
Alright, whatever tim.

Over the last 2 years ive shut you down, REPEATEDLY!!!!! BTC trophies prove it.

You might want to take this advice....

If you spent as much time riding as you do photoshopping your BS you would be a decent rider.

So Richard Simmons, I want you to learn from your mistakes. I hope you bring ALL you got to TF this year. Your going to need it. Im sick and tired of hearing this the last 2 years blah blah blah. PUT THE HELL UP OR SHUT THE HELL UP!
Your old saggy balls aint got nothing man, almost feel sorry for you! You need a nut bra, in XXS.

Photoshop your life away man, while your at it might as photoshop me with a 1st place trophy.

You should probably stick to something like this richard...
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h25/JoshTriZ/TF09/Whatever%20Trikepics/P5210187.jpg

yooperman
06-15-2011, 07:50 AM
Ha ha ha now that's funny lol

dougspcs
06-15-2011, 08:16 AM
Wow, I heard a rumor there was a fight after school but it took me a while to get out of class. Man did I miss alot!!

atctim
06-15-2011, 08:37 AM
@ dougspcs - I am at my wits end - chances are there will be a punch-out drag-down at TF this year with me and the Sheep Molester. Talk about talking in circles, on minute I have raisin testes, next minute I need a "nut bra". Make up your mind moron! As for photoshopping stuff, that is hog wash. Anyone can search your name and find you 6 or 7 criminal cases. And WOW - that picture of me on the 70 is real flattering. I suppose I photocshopped this one too??? Who is the Richard Simmons lover now?????
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You are nothing more than a common criminal that needs to be locked up! You are a joke to the trike community.

If you are sooooooooo good at racing and always beat me - please explain this:

Competition Riders of America
Series Points Standings

Motocross
Class: Report:
Three Wheeler Open A
Number - Hometown Finish Finish Finish Total Points
1st - BRIAN CHILENSKI
#117 - GRAFTON, OH 6th 1st 1st 34
2nd - JAYCOB KEISTER
#37 - SHIPPENVILLE, PA 2nd 2nd 2nd 33
3rd - MARK DALZIEL
#34 - RITTMAN, OH 7th 3rd 3rd 19
4th - TIM KEISTER
#75 - TIONESTA, PA 4th 4th 6th 16
5th - CARL WICKERSHAM
#0 - MINERVA, OH 1st 15
6th - FRED MORRELL
#44 - BATH, NY 3rd 7th 7th 14
7th - JOSH BALL
#19 - KINTORE ONT CAN , 5th 6th 8th 11
8th - BILL CASEY
#32 - VESTAL, NY 8th 8th 4th 10
9th - SHADD SPENCER
#27 - NEW WASHINGTON, OH 5th 5
10th - SCOTT WICKERSHAM
#34x - CARROLLTON, OH 5th 5
11th - JON MC KANE
#91 - JAMESTOWN, NY 9th 9th 2


Hmmmmmmmm - what is your answer for this? Rigging the points system? Lay off the Cheeseburgers you greasy samsquanch! You are just like Ricky from TPB! A worthless moron who steps in sheet and never comes out on top, but always ends up in Con College!

WHAT A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eric250R
06-15-2011, 11:52 PM
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: you ladies are hilarious!!

three_wheelin45
06-16-2011, 12:12 AM
:lol::lol::lol: atctim's avatar just makes the argument... bwahahaha

Louis Mielke
06-16-2011, 05:16 PM
Dude you have to be the most STUPID person I know. You just referred to your own Tionesta Trikes build as a TPC. You as in Tionesta Trikes built my cobbled up 45-0. You just ultimate insulted yourself LMAO

Think before you speak my young apprentice. You will learn someday, I hope..... im tired of babysitting your ass.


Come on now, we all know that Tionesta Trikes builds redneck pirate copies of the TPC. It's like buying a TPC off the back truck. Or maybe, you know, "It say Lifan, but it have Honda guts" good deal!!!

atc350xer
06-16-2011, 06:55 PM
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lmao... look at the pic title!

Chazz of Blades
06-16-2011, 07:14 PM
Chazz, you and me 200s Vs 200s at the TF drag strip!!




YOU'RE ON!!!!


Just come on down and pick me up for TF. And give me a ride home. After I've taken your ass and drug it all the way down the line.

thestud25
06-16-2011, 09:15 PM
Chazz, you have to go to Trikefest to talk trash!! Lol!

Bryan Raffa
06-16-2011, 09:28 PM
Chazz, you have to go to Trikefest to talk trash!! Lol!

this reminds me of...........................................trr

to a absolute freakin T!:lol:

Chazz of Blades
06-16-2011, 09:41 PM
Oh I'm gonna be at TF, just not......this TF. Eventually.

thestud25
06-17-2011, 11:53 AM
this reminds me of...........................................trr

to a absolute freakin T!:lol:

That is great!! Truffle Shuffle Baby. Tell you what I will do Chazz, I will bring one of my broke down trikes, put it on the drag strip and race against it. It would pretty much be the same as racing you!

keister
06-17-2011, 03:13 PM
Me!! On a 450R. You are goin down Raffa!!!!

Tri-Z 250
06-17-2011, 05:01 PM
Me!! On a 450R.
What??? Has big brother OK'd this stepup in proformance?
I don't know, maybe you've been lifting weights. The last time I seen them arms; I swear if you'd ever soaked them in water too long, someones likely to throw sauce on 'em....don't get upset alot of women like that look...of being able to overtake their mate.
I have to admit I'm FAT, theres no doubt there...just don't think I'll ever lose enough to count EVERY rib bone.

Bretmd94
06-17-2011, 05:19 PM
You guys crack me up. I wish I were close enough to make this event.

Bryan Raffa
06-17-2011, 10:43 PM
Me!! On a 450R. You are goin down Raffa!!!!

and whos 450 are you gonna barrow to try and win... jason halls was the closest,,,out west,, and mine was runnin like donky doo,,,,Come on beatner!!!! bring it!

Bryan Raffa
06-17-2011, 10:45 PM
What??? Has big brother OK'd this stepup in proformance?
I don't know, maybe you've been lifting weights. The last time I seen them arms; I swear if you'd ever soaked them in water too long, someones likely to throw sauce on 'em....don't get upset alot of women like that look...of being able to overtake their mate.
I have to admit I'm FAT, theres no doubt there...just don't think I'll ever lose enough to count EVERY rib bone.

:lol::lol::lol: hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!:D,,,:Bounce

Chazz of Blades
06-18-2011, 12:30 AM
That is great!! Truffle Shuffle Baby. Tell you what I will do Chazz, I will bring one of my broke down trikes, put it on the drag strip and race against it. It would pretty much be the same as racing you!


So your broken down trikes have bigger balls than you?

(You know you laughed)

Tri-Z 250
06-19-2011, 10:28 PM
Top 10 list of things Louis won't be doing at TF2011'
10. washing baby laundry and sippy cups
9. getting a warm bottle of milk at 3AM
8. scrambling to find the BINKY
7. reading Dr Seuss for the 10000 time
6. midnight run for diapers, milk and bread
5. having to answer why 100 times a day - depending on the amount of time spent with Kintore
4. pushing the stroller up hill
3. getting the nudge...it's your turn - depending on proximity to cooler and time spent with Kintore
2. cleaning the cheese fish crackers out of seats and carpet
1. NOT gonna change any smelly diapers:Bounce

Louis Mielke
06-19-2011, 11:12 PM
Top 10 list of things Louis won't be doing at TF2011'
10. washing baby laundry and sippy cups
9. getting a warm bottle of milk at 3AM
8. scrambling to find the BINKY
7. reading Dr Seuss for the 10000 time
6. midnight run for diappers
5. haveing to answer why 100 times a day
4. pushing the stroller up hill
3. getting the nudge...it's your turn
2. cleaning the cheese fish crackers out of seats and carpet
1. NOT gonna change any smelly diappers:Bounce


Sadly i won't be going to trikefest this year so I WILL more than likely be doing all of these things.

Daddio
06-19-2011, 11:29 PM
Sadly i won't be going to trikefest this year so I WILL more than likely be doing all of these things.

Dang dude! That is sad! :(
You'll be missed by many, I'm sure.

Tri-Z 250
06-20-2011, 11:17 PM
Louis I'm right there with you and my twins (2.5). You only know as I do, trading in the diapers for the smell of 2stroke and a long weekend....ahhh! I was asked the same question for fathers day...I got the same answer, maybe next year when the twins are easier.:rolleyes:

max
06-23-2011, 12:41 PM
Sadly i won't be going to trikefest this year so I WILL more than likely be doing all of these things.

Me too brother. LOL!!!!

Kintore
07-07-2011, 08:56 AM
HEY SUCK IT TIM!
"Big Slam
1. Kintore Josh Ball TT450
2. ATCTim Tim Keister TT450
3. Snake Jake Keister Taurus 650
"

HMMMM WHAT WAS ALL THAT SMACK ABOUT?

atctim
07-07-2011, 10:26 AM
Hmmmmmmm - let's see - I beat you in moto 1 and then had a flat tire (which I can only suspect YOU flattened it while I was not looking) Pretty hard to run a race on a flat - but yet you still never pulled out of my sight even on a flat tire! How can you brag that up??? Wow - the nerve of some people. Oh well - next year I will be running "run flats" and we shall see you pompous little twit!

Tri-Z 250
07-07-2011, 11:56 AM
This is like picking my nose....not sure which side I want frist.

Sounds like uni-ball is full of some of that homecooked Canadian bacon and well rested to play catchup in the points series.

Tim well what can be said about the flat tire conspiracy: Other than TV's CSI Tionesta Series doesn't air on till next year.

atctim
07-07-2011, 01:07 PM
Nice win Kintore - real nice. If I can't beat him straight up - I will cheat. What a LOSER! And you owe me a set of tires PUNK!

thestud25
07-07-2011, 01:15 PM
Tim, it was a riot seeing you rip around on the flat! Too bad you destroyed that rim. Until next year!

Eric250R
07-11-2011, 10:27 PM
nice win kintore - real nice. If i can't beat him straight up - i will cheat. What a loser! And you owe me a set of tires punk!

lmfao!!!!!!

Bryan Raffa
07-11-2011, 11:31 PM
>Baahahahahahhahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dam Canadian,,, he probley messed with my forks on thursday! wonder why he gets there early!!!!

Tri-Z 250
07-12-2011, 09:37 AM
OK flat tire...I can believe that, but the triples??? Have you seen the inside of Kintore's toolbox. It's a like the head mechanic's box from a traveling Carnavial, 1Cresent wrench, a roll of duct tape and bailing wire.

jensenracing77
07-13-2011, 05:36 AM
OK flat tire...I can believe that, but the triples??? Have you seen the inside of Kintore's toolbox. It's a like the head mechanic's box from a traveling Carnavial, 1Cresent wrench, a roll of duct tape and bailing wire.
you have to cary that stuff when you ride a Tionesta trike:D. boy am i going to get hurt for that one.;)

atctim
07-13-2011, 09:35 AM
Jensen - If I didn't know any better - I would think "someone" else posted this. I think he is rubbing off on you - better keep a distance. But on the other hand you did forget to mention Zip-Ties! :)

Louis Mielke
07-13-2011, 09:46 AM
That's alright Tim, Tionesta might only build chinese copy TPCs but at least its not a $20,000 trike. For that much those bikes should come with a tool kit, AND a "happy ending" after you finish racing.

If all the TPCs came with a Jensen clone it would always be a happy ending, but I don't think an 'Eric Jensen' is standard equipment on those things so your mileage may very.

atctim
07-13-2011, 01:47 PM
I heard for a few hundred bucks less you can get the "Fast Freddy" option. It is just as fast as the "Jensen" option - but with less frequent flier miles.

Tri-Z 250
07-13-2011, 01:59 PM
Watching Kintore rummage through your toolbox....reminds me of the twins coloring with a bucket of Crayola. Every color of the rainbow gets used hits the floor but never seems to make it back in the bucket,:D:Bounce:Bounce

atctim
07-13-2011, 02:00 PM
So that is where my 13mm deep well socket went!

zmpolaristech
07-13-2011, 02:37 PM
Watching Kintore rummage through your toolbox....reminds me of the twins coloring with a bucket of Crayloa. Every color of the rainbow gets used hits the floor but never seems to make it back in the bucket,


LMFAO!!!! That's great... and true!!

zmpolaristech
07-13-2011, 02:43 PM
In all actuallity, I didn't know Kintore knew how to use tools... Only ever seen him with a crescent and a hammer...kinda like Rusty!...wich would explain Tim's dented up wheels.

jensenracing77
07-13-2011, 03:13 PM
Jensen - If I didn't know any better - I would think "someone" else posted this. I think he is rubbing off on you - better keep a distance. But on the other hand you did forget to mention Zip-Ties! :)

not quite. i think "someone" would have left off the "boy am i going to get hurt for that one" part. maybe i can call him and see what he wants me to post :D

maybe i will bring the race boots out of retirement next year and show you little boys how it's done.

jensenracing77
07-13-2011, 03:23 PM
That's alright Tim, Tionesta might only build chinese copy TPCs but at least its not a $20,000 trike. For that much those bikes should come with a tool kit, AND a "happy ending" after you finish racing.

If all the TPCs came with a Jensen clone it would always be a happy ending, but I don't think an 'Eric Jensen' is standard equipment on those things so your mileage may very.

i think one of me is all the world wants. besides... which one of me would win? personally i think i would kick my trailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro any day.
as a side note, i could build you a great TPC that would compair to the 77 bike i was racing the last half of the year for around $6500. maybe less.

atctim
07-13-2011, 03:29 PM
LOL @ Eric - Phone calls are not necessary for this thread! ;) I think if you raced the clone you - you would win for sure, well one of you would anyway.

Tri-Z 250
07-13-2011, 03:36 PM
^^ So thats like a non Chuck Norris kicking butt on a non Chuck Norris; If I'm reading that correctly?

CRAZY70MAN
07-13-2011, 07:56 PM
Nice win Kintore - real nice. If I can't beat him straight up - I will cheat. What a LOSER! And you owe me a set of tires PUNK!

Man Josh....I would have never thought you would pull some sh#$ like that on Tim??? I know how it is Tim........ I would always see Kiser walkin' away from my trike right before the race and he would always beat me!!???? Now I know what was going on!! Sore loser cheater mother licker's.......!!!!! Damn.........that Canadian beat the moose crap out of your AMERICAN made rim!! I would sue the worm picker for damages and the 1st place trophy!!:lol::naughty:Hoosier DaddyHoosier Daddy And another thing Tim.....why was the the 1st place trophy so small and not like yours in 2009 ?? Look at post #66. Now that's a trophy http://www.3wheelerworld.com/showthread.php?114069-TF10-Smack-talk!/page5 That pic by the way is still one of the funniest I have ever seen on this site and I LMFAO every time I even think about it!!!!

Kintore
07-14-2011, 07:48 AM
You can never shut up can you? what will it take?

Maybe when you get your FIRST ever 1st place trophy we can talk. Until then....

Stay golden pony boy

CRAZY70MAN
07-19-2011, 09:21 PM
You can never shut up can you? what will it take?

Maybe when you get your FIRST ever 1st place trophy we can talk. Until then....

Stay golden pony boy

Hey I did get a 1st.......my first 3rd place trophy???? Or is Tim in the same boat as me......... 1st placeless???? I find that hard to beleive with a rider of his advanced skill level:wondering......bro got some mad skilzzzz man...I seen em:lock:

Kintore
07-26-2011, 07:53 AM
HAHA yes MAD skills........ pfft

Tri-Z 250
07-26-2011, 01:09 PM
Kintore without a doubt has skillz, just an example of that has to be over shooting the 45+ft Tabletop at Malvern. Unfortunatly he landed the backside on the flat breaking his wrist....causing him to learn to wipe with the opposite hand for 6weeks, now thats SKILL!
PLEASE don't try this at home, could lead to stinky fingers