Let's join hands and say a prayer

[Vealmonkey]

Dear Lord, lead me not to the temptation of posting in threads that ask:
What color should I make my trike?, which trike is the best?, Or X-box vs PS3!! Do not let other members partake of my plate of tainted cookies! Don't let me be swayed by Fabios comments! LOL Or moved to moments of insanity of the question: My trike won't start????? Lord, you know I'm a weak mere mortal. Give me strength in these times of weakness where I feel I should answer a question, when a question is asked of me. Forgive me my trike breatheran and say a prayer for my healing. LOL I feel better now.

[Mr_RPM]

Amen! Good luck on your tough journey threw the 3ww forums, may you be strong and remember your not helping people, but more importantly you are helping the trikes. lol

[fabiodriven]

:lol: Amen Veal! I feel your pain brother (well, not so much about those Fabio comments;) )

It can be tough at times but I've just gotten accustomed to the large waves of newbs that invade here every couple of weeks. It's bound to happen, so we just gotta deal with it. I deal with it by berating people and degrading their machines as well as their thought processes. Yes it's kind of mean to the people on the receiving end, but it makes most everyone else laugh.

[rdlsz24]

Can somebody tell me how to make a new post? My Yamaha trike won't start

[fabiodriven]

^^^Awesome!^^^^

[Fungo Wizard]

Well Veal I don't personally know you, but you always crack me up. I feel like I thrive on sarcasm, and somehow I get the feeling you do too. Keep up the good work and fight the good fight to stomp out stupidity!!!!! LOL

[Vealmonkey]

Fabio, Fess up...I know Dirtcrasher put you up to this! I smell a conspiracy here... I'm calling shenanigans! LOL Ever since DC started getting leg again, he's been impossible to deal with! LOL

[Chazz of Blades]

Fabio, nobody wants your cookies, they are made with rabbit trailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro! :P


Hey, what kind of oil is the best?

[Vealmonkey]

Don't make me call for reinforcements! Now is the time for Doctor Deth! There you go, now you've made me do it. I hope you're all happy now! You all will soon be caught up in his mopedly wrath. I warned you. It's out of my hands now. How do you like those cookies! And now I leave you with the "stink eyes"!:shiftyeyes:

[bkm]

Guys, the sticker on my bike says 20:1. Why would Honda steer me in the wrong direction? I'm just going to go with 20:1 but I really don't know what oil I should use? Does anyone else have any suggestions? Wal-mart Super Tech is the cheapest, I'm just gonna go with that.

[Chazz of Blades]

"Can I use gear oil, I have lots of that."

[dcreel]

I use the Poulan 2 stroke oil in my bikes.. If it's good enough for my weed whacker...

[bkm]

Doug, I like the way you work.

[thestud25]

The Golightly is my moderator, I shall comply.
He leadeth me on the path of smooth sand, it destroyeth not my tread.
Yea though I trike through the Valley of 3WW, I shall fear no evil for Fabio, Veal, and Ninja are with me. Your sharp wit, and snappy comebacks they comfort me. Though preparest a thread for me in the presence of noobs, though annointeth my trike with oil, and my gas tank runneth over. Surely sweet trikes and trick old parts shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell between 3 wheels forever.

[dcreel]

or weed whip depending on what part of the US you call home..

[Vealmonkey]

Amen brother stud. I feel your spirit surgine through my weak body. As for eveyone else, if you don't stop, I will have to gouge my eyes to keep from reading this blasphemy! And watch Fabio, that's not oil he's annointing your trike with!

[thestud25]

^^^^too funny Veal^^^^

[fabiodriven]

This thread is oozing excellence...

[Chazz of Blades]

Fabio, what you do in your own house is your own business, but I never want to know what is 'Oozing' and what is not. XD





...And Saint Veal raised the Trike up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy trike, that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [ "skip a bit, brother"]... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou shall put in the Holy Gas, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then dumpeth thou thy Holy Hand Clutch of Antioch towards thy line, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Amen.

[fabiodriven]

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh315/genrevy2k/praise.jpg

[KASEY]

in alot of those threads i just do this before i start banging my head on the floor,,,,,,

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/nowantp1.gif

[yooperman]

It can be tough at times but I've just gotten accustomed to the large waves of newbs that invade here every couple of weeks. It's bound to happen, so we just gotta deal with it. I deal with it by berating people and degrading their machines as well as their thought processes. Yes it's kind of mean to the people on the receiving end, but it makes most everyone else laugh.

every newb should have to go through this before becoming fully joined into 3WW, would weed out the week links slash trouble makers lol. Amen to your prayer veal lol

[hillbilly 200x]

Amen brothers!!!! ahahahahaha I like this thread keep it up.

[NINJA]

An example of the average type of pm I get every few days:


"Dear Mr. Ninja,

WTF is your problem man?! I didn't ask for you trailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotr ailpro opinion, okay?!!! Who cares if I asked what cam I should get for my 250R! I know you think you know a lot, but you don't know trailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro about me!!!! I've actually been a member of this site for years, but i lost my old account. I've been racing trikes for decades and was a pro at one time. You've got a lot to learn you dick! You are prolly some 16 year old kid. me on the other hand, i've served 4 tours of duty in Iraq and now I'm a police officer. I'm 6'4" and 350 lbs and I will track you down if you keep pushing me.........."





My life just wouln't feel very fulfilling if I didn't receive messages like this every week.

[just ben]

"Can I use gear oil, I have lots of that."

funny you mention that. I used to have a universal snowmobile manuel from the 70's that suggested 20:1 in all makes and models but if 2cycle oil was not available you could use --- motor oil mixed at --. I forget the weight and the mixture its been over 15 years since I had the manuel

[KASEY]

An example of the average type of pm I get every few days:


"Dear Mr. Ninja,

WTF is your problem man?! I didn't ask for you trailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotr ailpro opinion, okay?!!! Who cares if I asked what cam I should get for my 250R! I know you think you know a lot, but you don't know trailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro about me!!!! I've actually been a member of this site for years, but i lost my old account. I've been racing trikes for decades and was a pro at one time. You've got a lot to learn you dick! You are prolly some 16 year old kid. me on the other hand, i've served 4 tours of duty in Iraq and now I'm a police officer. I'm 6'4" and 350 lbs and I will track you down if you keep pushing me.........."





My life just wouln't feel very fulfilling if I didn't receive messages like this every week.

i see this as normal. as thats the way you come off most of the time,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[tommerp]

Oil? We have to put oil in the trikes?

[Chazz of Blades]

dudes, I wax all poppin' gas in mah TWO FIDDY ARE! And now it won't run. I don't know what dah HELL happen, i jus pumped gas in the tank at the sto, and it didn't run fo long, and won't start no mo it wont kick over eiter does it have so much comprezeon that i cant kick it i think its one a those factiry trikes or something it has all those cool graphics and shiz on tem.









GRAH I HATE MYSELF FOR TYPING THAT! I need to go read a book or something now............

[leviblue]

monday
dear mr ninja,
your years of knowledge and expertese mean nothing to me. i'm the best in my small engains class and soon will have my 3.5 hp briggs&stratton finished. so you see you advice is not needed here. i have my own set of craftsman tools and know how to use most of them. i'm sure in no time i'll have my craigslist 86r , that i bought with my own money, in top racing condition. you'll see and you'll be sorry you doubted me.
imcool250rkid

friday
dear mr ninja,
do you still have the top-end for sale? how much to send to 01234? my mom has paypal. thank you
imcool250rkid

but this is how it always ends out

[NINJA]

i see this as normal. as thats the way you come off most of the time,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

So what are you trying to say,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,? Naw, nevermind I don't really care,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,LOL LOL LOL

[Tri-Z Pilot]

Whats the biggest motor I can put in my 200s?
How do I go about putting a CR500 in my 250R?
I think TrailPros are the best tire out there!
Truthfully though since I've been away for a couple years I don't recognize 9/10 of the names on here, and can't find my original senior friends (some still lurk) And I swear I saw someone with a join date of 2010 that had over 2000 post has the whoring gotten worse?
Also I thought I saw a sig that said RIP YamaHondaman, did he pass away?

[devilman]

Also I thought I saw a sig that said RIP YamaHondaman, did he pass away?

Yes Sir, it has been just over a year ago now.

[Tri-Z Pilot]

Yes Sir, it has been just over a year ago now.

Wow that really sucks, he was such a great guy and one hell of a fabricator. He truely will be missed.

[rdlsz24]

Will parts from an 85 250R work on my 79 110?

Also, my neighbor's cousin's friend's co-worker says he has a Big Red 200sx 2-stroke trike for sale. Should I buy it?

[HuffieVA]

My kick starter won't spring back unless I take my foot off of it, will a new battery help or would that just be an extra expense, maybe I should just part them all out...

[NINJA]

Why were trkes get banned? That's ghey!
Why does everyone hate on trail-pros?
Why don't we get Honda to build new three wheelers?
I found an 87 250R......

[HondaHarry]

Some noob left me a message asking why his tri-moto wouldnt start on my profile page... ^^^ :p

[dcreel]

Some noob left me a message asking why his tri-moto wouldnt start on my profile page... ^^^ :p

Do you know anything about 200x brakes.. lol

[Tri-Z Pilot]

I was looking at a really sweet trike the other day but didn't have enough money. Really sucks cause it had a brand new powerband and muffler bearings.

[thestud25]

Do you know anything about 200x brakes.. lol

I know that they are supposed to help slow down or stop the trike! LOL

[Vealmonkey]

Away ye Demons, Away! Dear Lord, cushion the pain with your ever pure suspension kit! Fill me with your strength at 32:1! Let the naysayers ride away on 4 wheels!

[NINJA]

Some noob left me a message asking why his tri-moto wouldnt start on my profile page... ^^^ :p

Hahahaha!!!!! It's always the kid with the Tri-Moto.

[bkm]

looking to sale my bike need new powerband and breaks not sur wats up wit dem thier jus not working cuz it wont stop da bike lol wtf omg rofl

[Thorpe]

Anyone else warm and squishy around their ankles, while reading this thread??

HAHAHA.... There is some good stuff in here!

My favorite "How much is my trike worth???" * with no pics or description included*

[KASEY]

my biggest complaint is these idiots and morons that have an ATC90 and a pitbike in their signature trying to help a guy jet a 250r,,, usually with really stupid comments,, then they sat I THINK!!!! I HATE I THINK!!

[Billy Golightly]

Oh you guys...if you only knew some of the emails and PMs I got...lol. I feel your pain! I still think we ought to have a "Newb play pen" of some sorts.

[Dammit!]

Billy should start a read only section of the forum where he just posts the best PMs he gets. lmao

[Dirtcrasher]

I just picked up MUGEN YTM200, it says so with a black sharpie on the cylinder. Any idea what then jetting should be guys? Thanks for the help :D

My legs are fine :D, it's her legs that screw me all up.... I gotta post some pics :beer

[mirthgrinder]

Here is MY prayer...

"Dear Lord, Please Bless all riders of the Out-Lawed 3 wheeler community. They know that what they do is against the will of the man-made Government, but bless them with rides of safety, loose sands, rocky hills and muddy places. Please further bless them with a copy of 'Strunk and Whites, 'Elements-Of Style' so that they may learn to SPELL as well as Punctuate and compile complete sentences. And lead us not unto 'Cell-Phone-Speak', and to deliver us from EVIL! (Quad. 4 Wheeler, etc...) Amen"

[Vealmonkey]

Billy use to have a read only section, but I can't remember what it was called...I'm old LOL

[bkm]

I'm so pissed. I went out in the garage to start my bike, kicked it twice and it wouldn't start. I got instantly mad and came right in here to make this post. Before you ask I'll just tell you to save yourself some time wondering what might be wrong.

I didn't check to see if has gas in it, didn't look at the ignition switch to see if it was on, never moved the petcock, who knows if the kill switch was connected, I was wearing sandles, my leg is in a cast, didn't check to see if the plug wire is attached, oh and BTW I haven't heard this bike run in the last 5 years.

I have given the proper amount of information to you people over the internet to be able to diagnose my problems. I expect answers right away or this piece of crap is being parted out. Oh yeah my buddy down the street says that its because I didn't mix the gas 20:1 like the sticker tells me to and he has been a motorcycle mechanic for 50 years and knows way more than you guys do. He's just not home right now or I'd be asking him, not you guys.

[Chazz of Blades]

What year and model is my trike? It has three wheels, and it's red. Oh, it also has handlebars, do they all have those or do some have steering wheels? **No Pictures**

[Chazz of Blades]

Or, I got it!



"I don't want your advice, you only know about those racing trikes Mr. Veal!"


And my favorite



"Well, SOME of us don't need a manual to figure things out!" ---But I'll still ask all of you and whine like a little guzzler when I feel like you don't think I know EXACTLY what I'm doing.

[Vealmonkey]

I hope you guys realize that if I wasn't already at the top of the hit list, that I've now rocketed up to No1. LOL I think edog has read this whole thread and is now laughing so hard that he is peeing his pants. Lord have mercy on my tainted mortal soul.

[Chazz of Blades]

Here's one.


"poor spark on a 87 250r any help
Ok we have done a bunch of wool on this thing bold runs great cold but when it warms up looses spark after about 5 min any body have any help for me"

[dcreel]

Here's one.


"poor spark on a 87 250r any help
Ok we have done a bunch of wool on this thing bold runs great cold but when it warms up looses spark after about 5 min any body have any help for me"

hahahaha.. I thought about doing the same thing... lol I'm going to start a new thread for any updates as well... lol

[Chazz of Blades]

Turns out it's a TRX, but I just saw the post in Trikesylvania. I just picked a whole bouquet of Oopsie Daisies.

[Vealmonkey]

That one is pretty funny, but did you see in the classifieds...3 Honda atcs for sale....but the 3rd one is a Kawasaki!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chazz of Blades]

Yeah I did, I wasn't gonna mention it, ya know, not a private thread or anything.


(although that'd be nice, hint hint, nudge nudge *COUGHBILLYHACKWHEEZE* ahem, sorry about that, bit of a cold)

[Tri-Z Pilot]

Oh! These were actual posts that have been spotted? I was just winging it from the years of boner-wash I've seen posted here and there

[rdlsz24]

What oil should I run in my 250R? And which one smells the best?

Rob

[Vealmonkey]

I know "which one smells the best" is a trick question, since you can get an additive with different scents for your fuel! So Don't try messing with me pal!!!! LOL

[swifty]

im selling my 250r thats is bored 60 over so its a 310cc now also my 350 chevy that is bored out to a 454 with a double pumper quadrajet ..lol

[Chazz of Blades]

Which is better, a 200x, or a 350x?



And here's one I like, "THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN 87 200X! THEY DIDNT MAKE THOSE YOU trailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotr ailpro LOSER!"

[dcreel]

Twist throttle or Thumb throttle? :lol:

[Chazz of Blades]

Should I let my kid ride three wheelers, I think they're too dangerous?

[Dads]

Should I let my kid ride three wheelers, I think they're too dangerous?

Three wheelers are not dangerous. But the teacher maybe.

LOL

[Dirtcrasher]

Or the kids.............

[NINJA]

Or the kids.............
The way kids are these days, they'd report you to child services because they rolled the trike on a public road, while high on paint fumes, and riding double with no helmets. That's your fault.

[RIDE-RED 250r]

The Golightly is my moderator, I shall comply.
He leadeth me on the path of smooth sand, it destroyeth not my tread.
Yea though I trike through the Valley of 3WW, I shall fear no evil for Fabio, Veal, and Ninja are with me. Your sharp wit, and snappy comebacks they comfort me. Though preparest a thread for me in the presence of noobs, though annointeth my trike with oil, and my gas tank runneth over. Surely sweet trikes and trick old parts shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell between 3 wheels forever.


AWESOME! :lol:

[Dirtcrasher]

The way kids are these days, they'd report you to child services because they rolled the trike on a public road, while high on paint fumes, and riding double with no helmets. That's your fault.


You aren't kiddin, how dare you spank your kid. My day smashed me through THICK doors and i deserved it and learned from it! :D I think I tuned out AOK as farv as respecting people and learning what bridges not to cross or swim under.

These kids that get tip-toed around seem to be the ones with full sleeve tattoos and no job (not meaning to stereotype guys, relax!!!!!!) I'm down with tats, esp. the ones that say "enter only". But, MAN, I feel for there parents..........

SAD SOCIETY!!!!!!

[RIDE-RED 250r]

You hit the nail on the head DC. The ones that are tip-toed around (as you put it) are the ones that end up a bunch of worthless delinquents

[HuffieVA]

These kids that get tip-toed around seem to be the ones with full sleeve tattoos and no job (not meaning to stereotype guys, relax!!!!!!) I'm down with tats, esp. the ones that say "enter only". But, MAN, I feel for there parents..........

SAD SOCIETY!!!!!!

I ain't gonna slam you for the sleeve tattoo comment, because I know exactly where your coming from... And thats coming from someone covered with tattoos and hair half way down their back... I have to say I'm glad my hair has mostly turned grey that way I dont get confused with the new generation... I've got a son-in-law that I swear, if his arms were an inch shorter he would sit waiting on the toilet for social services to come to his rescue him rather than take the extra effort to wipe his own ass, but the SOB has calluses on his thumbs from playing X-Box - I'm willing to put money on the fact he's never had a good asskickin'.... well, at least NOT YET:naughty:

[Vealmonkey]

Brother Huff, Smite the lad until he becomes a productive member of the congregation. Annointest him with the Holy Water and then hand him the sacred , plugged in, extension cord with the bare wires! Do what must be done with the powers entrusted to you!!!!

[torque]

um wow!

this is a humbling welcome for newbs.

i will try hard not to offend the trike gods. for i am weak and thirsty for your oh so powerful knowledge. i once was blind but now i see you are all trailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro holes! joking

ok not to be a trailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotr ailpro just wanted to get in on the fun.

[Vealmonkey]

All are welcome in the bretheren. There are no chosen ones in here, but it helps to have thick skin! And an owners manual! LOL I'm not a saint, no matter what others have said, trust me on this. I constantly still seek the knowledge. I defer my shortcomings to others who know more and that have the right tools. I strive to help others wether they need it or not! LOL And Please....Don't eat my cookies! Fabio can eat my cookies if he wants, but he can't feed them to his horse that's on the pharmacuticals, you know, his high horse!!!!

[Bretmd94]

I have an issue with my 200x. It smokes a lot and feels low on power. I think the jetting is off. I have only been riding it for the last 30 trailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotr ailpro years with out a rebuild. Any ideas?

[Vealmonkey]

For the above post. Ha Ha Ha, another trick question because I know that trike is really a
81 atc250r and you need to learn how to shift from first to 2nd gear! Now get outta here and go mix yourself some bubble gum scented 2 stroke at 20:1!!! LOL

[torque]

All are welcome in the bretheren. There are no chosen ones in here, but it helps to have thick skin! And an owners manual! LOL I'm not a saint, no matter what others have said, trust me on this. I constantly still seek the knowledge. I defer my shortcomings to others who know more and that have the right tools. I strive to help others wether they need it or not! LOL And Please....Don't eat my cookies! Fabio can eat my cookies if he wants, but he can't feed them to his horse that's on the pharmacuticals, you know, his high horse!!!!

as i ride my trike through the Valley of Death, I shall fear no Vealmonkeys for he is a jealous trike God, suffering from a severe case of Trike Envy or possibly Penis Envy the likes of which only Oprah or Dr. Phil can cure but please let our Blessed Father bestow upon us His wealth of knowledge and answer all questions brought forth by such newb's as myself.

[Vealmonkey]

Your words are too kind but I must take them with a grain of alcohol. Or is that grain alcohol? I'm not a leader, saint or demi god or god. Not at all. I'm just very often the first to step in the cow paddies placed before me like the landmines of the anit-knowledge! Feel free to follow in my footsteps, but bring several sticks in case you need to get something on the bottom of your shoes. It gets a little deep in here sometimes! LOL And I don't really be-rate the newbiesJ~~~~I berate the lazy. Those that ask the question while hardly making any attempt to find out some knowledge on their own. Like looking through a shop manual or doing a search here on the boards or on the web. I've tried to help many first time posters, only to be attacked for my answer. We here on the boards are no ones crutch or nobodys methodone. The majority on here are enthusiasts to varying degrees. Many of us lingered on here for months as a guest before joining the boards. I'll be the first to give others credit for helping me fix the problems that I can't fix. I asked people for advice many times, but it was advice for real valid questions and it was for questions that I often searched for answers through past threads or other sources on the web. I often share my bounty with others wether it's parts that I've bought or things I buy from others or with other people who have helped me. You can think what all you want about me, but I've sent others free parts or parts to be paid when they have the chance. Or even bought parts for someone who didn't have the money at the time and sent that special part to be paid back when they could. I won't mention their names and you don't have to believe me. I've defended others on here that have been needlessly attacked, one in particular, maybe 2. LOL I'm sorry alot of people on here don't get it. Heaven help you.

[mirthgrinder]

This thread SOOOO needs to be a Stickey!

"Noobs, Read FIRST!"

MG

[Chazz of Blades]

Please lord, give me the patience I need not to fry this arse of a noob. Amen.

[dcreel]

Another of my favorites is when someone posts a question, 1 person posts the correct and only answer. Then 40 people agree and post and repost the answer..

[torque]

sorry brother veal monkey for the harsh words. you once told me to have a thick skin. i just wanted to see if those words of wisdom go both ways. i have no reason to dislike you i was just having a bit of fun. truth be told my sense of humor is just like yours. my shoes are covered in crap just like yours, because i have the verbal diareeha and ask dumb questions. please feel free to point me to the service manual or the search tool upon such unworthy questions. please cast out all off the evil demons that poses me to ask such stupid questions, such as "why did my tire go flat". when you respond "because it is wholly". and then i take your name in vain. i do not want to be cast into the firey pits of no trike hell, and suffer for all time. i could go on and on but this is my 3rd post.


dam this hurts my brain lets drink some wholly wine the first one is on me!!!!!

[torque]

Please lord, give me the patience I need not to fry this arse of a noob. Amen.

dear lord. please give strength to our brother Chazz of virgins. to give up his unwholly infatuation with the virgin mary and have sex like the rest of us.

lmao AMEN

[Vealmonkey]

No offense taken, just splaining. But when people write back, they accuse others of being gods, or know it alls and such. That is far, far, far from me. I've given answers before that were about a different trike other than what the person working on it was. LOL So many people on here have helped me and still do help me as well as dog my case too! LOL I can't count the times that people have asked a question and there is a thread not 10 or 12 threads below theirs asking the same thing. It's crazy sometimes. It burns me when people started a parts wanted thread and add "ASAP". I hate even typing it! And I have never had to ask what color to make my trikes, I usually get suggestions! Pink has popped up several times. LOL And don't think that I haven't been thinking on that one! Or getting a white seatcover for one of my machines and having Tammy Mosh airbrush a couple brown stains on it! Then there was taking one of my rear grab bars and getting it powdercoated rookie yellow! So, I get it in return as well. Trust me on that one. But if you want to come hang out and meet the gang, well, your part of the family. We put the fun in Dys"fun'ctual! Anyone is welcome to come ride the Tigers! Turn a wrench! Tell some lies/stories! LOL

[torque]

i can appreciate your point of view. that would prolly get me burning when i urinate too. but when i read this thread it sounded as if new comers were not welcome. it even made me wonder what i was doing on this board. i think a lot of new comers are now afraid to ask even valid questions. luckily for me i am not shy. i put both feet in my mouth and jump in head first. hope lots of new guys including me learn from this as what not to post.

[Vealmonkey]

It just mainly seems that there are people who buy a piece of crap want to come on here and be spoon fed for the easy cheap fix. And that rarely happens. And when you tell someone what they don't want to hear, well they snap back. If you looked at the members list, there are tons that come on here looking for the easy answer or looking to sell a piece of junk and try to make big bucks or even those new people that come on here and try to scam others. Members have been burned and are very leery. No one wants to turn good people away. But the sad reality is, that not all people are good and it makes people very guarded and suspicious. You can see new people join here all the time. Some stay and some go of their own free will. Some get helped along. New people aren't discouraged. New people that act like spoiled 6 year old are have a tendency to get pounced on. It happens on alot of websites. The admins look over our shoulders and pass final judgement. If things get too nasty, they intervene. We police our own and it gets a little ugly sometimes. But you've also missed alot of the real melodramas and dead cat pictures and boyfriend and girlfriend fights and discussions and locked threads! LOL There have been some real interesting people on here since I've been a member and a few jokers while I was a lurker. People with multiple names that played goofy games and people that were banned but signed back on with several more names and people that were just outright ripping members off. Heck, one guy was even a criminal from another country! So, it takes all types. Things can get a llittle heated, but big brother watches over us.

[dcreel]

It just mainly seems that there are people who buy a piece of crap want to come on here and be spoon fed for the easy cheap fix. And that rarely happens. And when you tell someone what they don't want to hear, well they snap back. If you looked at the members list, there are tons that come on here looking for the easy answer or looking to sell a piece of junk and try to make big bucks or even those new people that come on here and try to scam others. Members have been burned and are very leery. No one wants to turn good people away. But the sad reality is, that not all people are good and it makes people very guarded and suspicious. You can see new people join here all the time. Some stay and some go of their own free will. Some get helped along. New people aren't discouraged. New people that act like spoiled 6 year old are have a tendency to get pounced on. It happens on alot of websites. The admins look over our shoulders and pass final judgement. If things get too nasty, they intervene. We police our own and it gets a little ugly sometimes. But you've also missed alot of the real melodramas and dead cat pictures and boyfriend and girlfriend fights and discussions and locked threads! LOL There have been some real interesting people on here since I've been a member and a few jokers while I was a lurker. People with multiple names that played goofy games and people that were banned but signed back on with several more names and people that were just outright ripping members off. Heck, one guy was even a criminal from another country! So, it takes all types. Things can get a llittle heated, but big brother watches over us.

Quoted for truth.. Truer words have never been spoken...

[hadar]

Oh ye of little trikes. Lay me not down by the land of the Tecatinites and anointest thine head with castor. Let the holy expansion chambers trumpet in an unending song of victory and grace.

As true as it was when it was writen. This endith the lesson. Amen.

Sorry but I couldn't resist.

[torque]

oh and vealmonkey. even though i claimed you as a god and a know it all it was just in fun.

lets end in a poem

One night I dreamed i was riding my atv along the beach with the Lord.
Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed tire tracks in the sand.
Sometimes there were four tire tracks,
other times there were three tire tracks.

This bothered me because I noticed
that during the low periods of my life,
when I was suffering from
anguish, sorrow or defeat,
I could see only three tire tracks.

So I said to the Lord,
"You promised me Lord,
that if I followed you,
you would ride with me always.
But I have noticed that during
the most trying periods of my life
there have only been three
tire tracks in the sand.
Why, when I needed you most,
you have not been there for me?"

The Lord replied,
"The times when you have
seen only three tire tracks in the sand,
is when I removed the fourth wheel to speed your journey through the
sand."


thank you and god bless

[fabiodriven]

Another of my favorites is when someone posts a question, 1 person posts the correct and only answer. Then 40 people agree and post and repost the answer..

I agree with this 100%

[fabiodriven]

Another of my favorites is when someone posts a question, 1 person posts the correct and only answer. Then 40 people agree and post and repost the answer..

x2. He's right.

[fabiodriven]

Another of my favorites is when someone posts a question, 1 person posts the correct and only answer. Then 40 people agree and post and repost the answer..

Yup, that's what happens.

[dcreel]

^^ See what I mean ^^ lol Thanks John for the demo...

[dcreel]

Ummm... Was this a rhetorical question??

[leviblue]

hey guy's I'm new but riding motorcycles for years. just got a red 3 wheeler and the tires are bad. any ideas for new ones? it goes like 90 so i'll need racing tires right?

[Nevkilahonda3]

I have an 87 250r and I'm looking to sell it can anyone tell me what its worth? PM me if your interested in buying it.

[Nevkilahonda3]

P.S I can get pics.

[Chazz of Blades]

Hmm, I can't seem to view any page past the first, I get a 403. Let's see if anyone else can see this, if you can see and read this, PM me and tell me. It's neat. Any page past the first pops up 403.

[Chazz of Blades]

Hmm, strangely, after posting I can view the current page, but not pages 2-6.

Oh, and:



'Oh Lawt, let us not forget, that even those with low post counts, humble as their membership may be, can sometimes be much wiser, and much more knowledgeable than another member who hath been 'round thine block, ye and the years of five past since their joining, whom himself can still be a foolish man with as much common sense as thy average port-a-potty. And let us not show mockery to the new members 'til they hath shown their idiocy, or have shown us their wisdom. But let us treat the elder fools like they deserve, and save the helmets for the courageous. Amen'

[hadar]

I get an error on this thread as well. I can't read pages 2-6.

[Vealmonkey]

I'm In!!!!!! Let the lambasting continue. Let this be the venting thread. Let all who enter, especially those with short fuses, dump to their hearts content. Cleanse your soul. Share your weakness. Share your sister! LOL

[NINJA]

I don't need brakes! I don't need a helmet! I'm not hurting anyone but myself, it's MY choice!



I guess some people don't think about their families or the poor SOB that has mental scars from seeing your convulsing body and your brains all over the ground. Sights like that never leave your memory.

[bkm]

I don't need brakes! I don't need a helmet! I'm not hurting anyone but myself, it's MY choice!



I guess some people don't think about their families or the poor SOB that has mental scars from seeing your convulsing body and your brains all over the ground. Sights like that never leave your memory.

Ninja you forgot to add "I'm 16 and know everything."

[Chazz of Blades]

That, or even better: I'm 16, stupid, and refuse to wear helmets. I'm so much wiser, and have saw so much more than you, fellow 16 year old, who always wears helmets, takes good care of his trikes, and rides responsibly.

[Chazz of Blades]

I THINK WE HAVE A W(E)INNER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!


"How do you know what the guy has? You are looking at a picture idiot!! Maybe it has water on the tires. I'm sure the guy knows the difference between powder coat and paint. You need to keep the ignorant comments to yourself!!!"


That's a direct copy/paste too.

[seadoo650]

Gotta love the freaking idiots that post in classified threads and have no interest what-so-ever of purchasing anything listed.

[just ben]

I'm 16 and know everything because I found this site when I was 11 so I joined before you! does anyone know if 11th grade is hard?

[Mosh]

The term "restore" gets thrown around an awful lot in which case the machine is not being restored, it is being rebuilt.

There is a huge difference between a restoration, and a teardown and rebuild or customizing project.
People need to learn that.

[hadar]

Oh Lawd, lead us not into the flames of threads gone by and deliver us from Suzuki's. For thine is the Ignition, the Combustion and Transmission for ever and ever. Amen

[fabiodriven]

Oh Lawd, lead us not into the flames of threads gone by and deliver us from Suzuki's.

A big AMEN to that!!!

[yooperman]

Word!!!!!!

[Chazz of Blades]

Oh Lawd, grant us thine three blessings.

Thy Blessing of Spark.

Thy Blessing of Air

And, Thy Blessing of Fuel


And let us not use these three gifts to burn undeserving noobs.

[Chazz of Blades]

Hahahahaha, alright.


These guys who think they don't have to have a helmet or brakes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rgMOdnULc4&feature=related


The first 3 minutes are how they ACTUALLY are, the last bit is how they THINK they are.

[fabiodriven]

Lord keep my typing fingers limber and my reasoning sound... For there is an invasion upon us.

[dcreel]

Lord keep my typing fingers limber and my reasoning sound... For there is an invasion upon us.

with a quickness...

[torque]

forgive me father for i have sinned.

in an attempt to call out a begrudged 3ww member, i inadvertently jacked a thread.

the following quote's are from the book of trikesylvania chapter hill climbing tips 85 200x


Originally Posted by wantit7898
can anyone tell me how to post my 200x for sale cant git it to start


any one ever get the impression that this knuckle head is a former member, that got banned kicked off the site. or just plain does not know how to play well with others!!!

sorry but some one had to say it.

any how back to the hill climb


please grant me your forgiveness

[hadar]

Oh Lord, save me from thy followers. Amen

[Vealmonkey]

Here's a great one, "What rear should I use in my us90?".

[dcreel]

Why don't you read the thread before you post questions answered in the post above yours? Drives me nuts...