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bigred110
11-10-2003, 03:00 AM
I got this email today, and it's pretty funny.


To all the men I know...and if you know of one(????)...send this to them...some are true but other are @@@???!!!! Subject: Why Men Are Just Happier People.

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station because this restroom is just too icky.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood ALL the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

bbechtel16
11-10-2003, 09:44 PM
LOL, bump!

TeCaTe_MaN
11-10-2003, 09:50 PM
hahahah thats funny, and true

ATC crazy
11-10-2003, 10:09 PM
LMAO :D :D So true...

Russell 350X
11-11-2003, 02:07 PM
LOL :D

The Goat
09-13-2008, 10:08 PM
bumpity bump. lol.

Eric250R
09-13-2008, 10:57 PM
bumpity bump. lol.

Dang man, how bored were you ? :lol: :lol:

The Goat
09-13-2008, 10:59 PM
man I'm at work...and besides telling FEMA people to kiss it and they aren't getting a room anywhere in this city, I have jack to do.