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11-22-2002, 02:38 PM
i was riding along on my atc 200x when i saw a beautiful blonde. i pulled up and she hoped on. we went for a ride she gave me her hide and off to the side i saw

11-22-2002, 06:12 PM
your alarmclock going off and mommy saying time for school little lush...... :D

11-22-2002, 06:38 PM
you get up for school, and go out to your garage, you really just have a atc 70, you hop on it and drive down the street, then a gay biker ask if he can hop on the 70 with you........

11-22-2002, 09:38 PM
i let him on while in neutral, pinned the throttle and put it in first and dump him off the back. i pull up beside 84ATC250R who is pushing his broke down 250r. you can tell he is jealous as he blushes and then turns his head away to find the gay biker coming his way. what a squel came from him as

11-22-2002, 09:46 PM
found out that his 250R started when he kicked it over, he soon caught up to lush and wheelie by him, ..as for the gay biker..he soon met up with freaksfix and they went together to the.....

11-23-2002, 12:39 AM
woods party on his cherry 86R to tap the keg, and have a good old fashion blanket beat down party on the biker. After about half way down on the keg, and the biker already burried in the swamp, the midnight hill climbs begun, and again Freaks the king of the mountian, but whos headlight is snakeing through the woods no other than.............

11-23-2002, 01:19 AM
Chester the Child Molester, ridding in the nude balls flapping in the wind,and lush steadily behind him on the atc 70 smacking trees left and right on account of no head light.(it rhymes) lush takes a turn a little sharp and rolls 3 times then Chester and the Gay Biker corners lush as he is cowering over his crinkled up little 70 and...

11-23-2002, 01:22 AM
I stop by on my 250R and decides i should help lush, i smack 350Xrider with a 2 by 4, and throw him off it, lush gets on the X, and i get on my R and we take off away from the gay biker and child molester.....as for 350Xrider.....

11-23-2002, 01:40 AM
as for 350xrider all i can say is use trailprotrailpro imagination. we heard a squawl echo the forest and we rode those hondas till we were looking to buy gas. i never say the 350xrider again. lmfao

11-23-2002, 02:37 AM
Until one day, he found you pushing your 200X around the trails, and 350Xrider roosts his ass to hell and back,then as he rides off into the dark, he sees little ole 84250r zooming around in his yard on his tri-Zinger so 350Xrider roosts his ass and smacks him in the duds with a cast iron skillet. Then from out of nowhere there appears the figure of...

11-23-2002, 03:50 AM
350Xrider's mom pouring water on him to WAKE UP, because, his 350x was stole, so the only thing he will be roosting on is his feet, it turns out the child molester and gay biker did such bad stuff to him, he was scarred mentally and is in the home for the mentally challenged people for the rest of his life......

11-23-2002, 01:43 PM
Only to return a day later with his new found 350X,and makes news headlines by entering it in the daytona 500 and pulling ahead to first place even though he started out 10 laps behind. He looks up into the stands only to see 84250r up in the stands playing with some toy trikes that the child molester bought him in trade for, well you know. Then all of the sudden out of the blue.....

11-23-2002, 07:43 PM
his mommy has to wake him up again because he fell back to sleep. after he woke he found himself in a straight jacket and a tube coming out his ass cause well they were pumpin out the sh1t put in him. now i dont know how anyone could rebound from such a massacre that happened that dreadful night but if your g@y in the first place then it shouldnt bother you to much. he was out back in the world collecting parts to build a atc 70. he finds

11-24-2002, 02:22 AM
A large station wagon outside a gay bar near the nearest atv dealer, he sees it began to shake faster and faster, and as he looks a little harder the car stops rocking and two little beady guilty looking eyes pop up, and low and behold it is lush the gay biker and Chester in the front seat waiting his turn. 350Xrider then goes to the nearest sporting goods store and.....

11-24-2002, 10:38 AM
buys a baseball bat and beats the living crap out of chester and the gay biker, 84ATC250R, finds them when he gets his R going, so tey hook a trailer to the station wagon and load the trikes on, then they all get in and drive to.........