Let's hear your favorite quotes

[Scootertrash]

I'll start. These are just a smattering of the ones I like:

The accumulated filth of their sex and murder will foam up, and the whores/politicians will look up and shout "Save us!" I'll look down and whisper, "No." - Unknown

Education seems to be in America the only commodity of which the customer tries to get as little he can for his money. -
Max Leon Forman

“We live in a society of excuses, pleading for second chances, and unwillingness to take responsibility for our actions,” - Unknown

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
— Jack Handey

[Dirtcrasher]

" I'd hit that!! "

[kb0nly]

I reject your reality and substitute my own... Adam Savage

[TecateDan]

there's an ass for every seat

[ATCcountryboy]

Git-R-Done!!! Larry the cable guy.

[RIDE-RED 250r]

A few of my favorites.... It's amazing how relevant they still are over 200 years later!


“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” -Ben Franklin


"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government" - Thomas Jefferson


"The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil interference - they deserve a place of honor with all that's good" -George Washington


"Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act of depriving a whole nation of arms, as the blackest." -Mahatma Gandhi (Yes Gandhi!!!)


"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it or their revolutionary right to dismember it or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln


"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty." -Thomas Jefferson


And of course, the ever cool "I'm your huckleberry." -Doc Holliday

[whyzee]

A person who never made a mistake, never made anything.

Before enlightenment I chopped wood and carried water, after enlightenment I chopped wood and carried water ...zen proverb

[whyzee]

Good thread by the way!

[atc007]

Idle hands are the Devils playground.

If you don't mow it,you can't make it.. Mom,,about rather or not to mow hay.

You can have my gun,,,after you pry it from my cold dead hands.

[MRSOUND]

My favorite is in my signature

[jays375]

Well do yah punk?Dying ain't much of a living boy.Those two of my favorites,plus a lot more from Clint.

[Mosh]

" I thought I was wrong once...But I was wrong"

"Confused as a baby in a topless bar"

"Leaders are guilty of nothing, they are perfectly insane.. If they point the finger at themselves, who would be left to blame"

"Follow truth just to stutter through a lie"

"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer"

"Don't ever take sides against the family again"

"A real friend stabs you in the front"

[Slingblade]

"Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid."- John Wayne

[sp8twn]

"You Can't Fix Stupid"-Ron White

[gomer202]

Work is a place of employment not enjoyment

[Scootertrash]

"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms . . . disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes . . . Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." T. Jefferson

To disarm the people; that is the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
—George Mason, 3 Elliot debates on the Constitution 380, 1788

The Second Amendment-America's Original Homeland Security

The gun at my side means that I cannot be forced, only persuaded. I don't carry it because I'm afraid, but because it enables me to be unafraid.

[El Camexican]

Knowledge is Power, but Ignorance is Bliss
Send a Dummy to School and you’ll have an Educated Dummy

[badass350x]

Look its the drunk piano player, he's probably seeing double, ,, "Doc" I have two guns one for the each of ya!!!!

[SPD FRK]

If one man can, any man can.

[atc007]

If you're gonna be dumb,,,,you gotta be tough... From trailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotr ailpro theme.

[300rman]

Mine are in my Sig

[jon jon]

to be old and wise first you must be young and stupid- fmf t-shirt

[250Roger]

"Peace means reloading your guns" - Lyrics to a Dimmu Borgir song.
"A dirty mind is a terrible thing to taste" - Unknown

[aldochina]

this is my own- " if you dont have the $$ for it, dont buy it!!"
also- "do what you say, when you say it"

[xman2rman]

"Get it Ragg!"
"Stupid is as stupid does."
"You might as well do what you want, cause your going to anyway..."

[Dirtcrasher]

" It's not you, it's me " :lol:

[bkm]

Look its the drunk piano player, he's probably seeing double, ,, "Doc" I have two guns one for the each of ya!!!!Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Grandpa, were you a hero in the war? Grandpa said, "No... but I served in a
company of heroes". - Major Richard "Dick" Winters Company "E", 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne Division

[Scootertrash]

"Deep within every dilemma is a solution that involves explosives"

"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity."
-Sigmund Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis (1952)

"Life, faculties, production—in other words, individuality, liberty, property—this is man. And in spite of the cunning of artful political leaders, these three gifts from God precede all human legislation, and are superior to it. Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have made laws. On the contrary, it was the fact that life, liberty, and property existed beforehand that caused men to make laws in the first place."—Frederic Bastiat "The Law"

[Thorpe]

"You can wish in one hand, and crap in the other... And see which one gets filled first!" -Burgess Meredith

[Dirtweed]

"Morbid and creepifying I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." Mal

[hillbilly 200x]

You get what you pay for,

[Dave Little]

Known a lot of good ones throughout the years, I have them written down somewhere- the great ones are never far from mind:

"Profit goes to the bearer of risk, for no one is there to see you when you're crying" -Ralph Lomando
"If you spend too much time making a living, you'll never have any time to make any money"- R.F. Little

[yaegerb]

"Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence." - Ricky Bobby

[TimSr]

Those who can, innovate. Those who can't, immitate.

[Scootertrash]

"Is the Poop-Deck really what I think it is?"-Homer Simpson

"You may find me one day dead in a ditch somewhere. But by God, you'll find me in a pile of brass"- Tpr. M. Padgett

There is no “I” in “team”. But there is 2 in “idiot”

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

[Lil Earl]

young dumb and full of cum

[RIDE-RED 250r]

"Morbid and creepifying I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like." Mal


Awesome! Firefly is chock FULL of good ones! :beer

"You people got handed the shortest end of the stick ever given in this crap-hill verse. But ya TOOK that end and.... well, ya took it. And that says somethin." -Jayne Cobb

"That's why I never kiss em on the mouth." -Jayne Cobb

"Here's a little idea I've been workin on.... Why don't we shoot them first??!!" -Jayne Cobb.... (He's full of good ones! LOL!)

"If you take sexual advantage of her, you'll be going to a special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molestors, and those that talk in the theater." -Sheperd Booke

[bkm]

“Pain or damage don’t end the world, or despair, or f***ing beatings. The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back.”- Al Swearengen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2Q7YRDL90E

[dustrunner]

" you want how much for it ? " hahaha

[fordnut79@hotma]

If you're going through hell, keep going.--Winston Churchill


When you're feeling down and out, just remember how good it felt when you were up and in.

[jbmatt]

There's no birthday party for me here! -Spicoli
My dad has the ultimate set of tools. I can fix it. -Spicoli

[82300R]

My favorite is from my ex doctor. "You are masking your health problems with pain killers and anti-anxiety an anti- depressants". Hence my ex doctor! LOL!!

[bigred44]

Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part ---> My Boss.

[atc007]

Don't take life too seriously,you'll never get out alive.

[bkm]

"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have f-ucked with...................well thats me!" Clint Eastwood, Gran Torino

[sledcrazyinCT]

98 percent of it is what you make of it - if your life sucks you suck

Suicidal Tendencies

[Flossyb20]

"If you have to ask how much it is, then you can't afford it"
"It only hurts when I try to explain it"

[captainweezy]

Takin a poo, thinkin of you!

Your welcome ladies!

[fabiodriven]

Takin a poo, thinkin of you!

Your welcome ladies!

*You're

"Phuckin way she goes boys." -Ray

[ATCKevin]

"Quality is remembered long after price is forgotten"

[DAM shop]

Welcome back fabs!

[redsox]

"The only thing evil needs to succeed is for good men to stand by and do nothing." -Edmund Burke

"When you're the anvil, bear the hammer. When you're the hammer,,, STRIKE!" -Edwin Markham

"I spent most of my fortune on liquor and women,, the rest I just wasted." -I don't know

"Only the cool kids wear Nico Suave Bulges Kits" -Glamy

"Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the mouth." Iron Mike

"Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out." -Monty Python

GREAT THREAD

[coolpool]

From the Mrs: Let's agree, if you don't do "Movember, I won't do Vaganuary" I said, deal!

[Joseph Farrow]

Profanity: The Linguistic Crutch of an Inarticulate Mother Frucker.

[plastikosmd]

Alcohol, the cause of and the solution to most of life’s problems. (Homer Simpson)

[Gabriel]

I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them.

---John Bernard Books

[fabiodriven]

Phuck around, lay around.

[3Z with Fangs!]

Don't fill them clips too high, give them bullets room to breathe- Biggie lyric
A whiskey glass and a woman's a** will make a fool of any man-no idea

[schlepp29]

Life's a garden, dig it

[Thorpe]

"I don't have the time, nor the color crayons, to try and explain this to you..."

[BigRedGrizzly]

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[wellys88]

I don't ask for much outta life, just to be left the trailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro alone!- me

A man's gotta know his limitations... Clint eastwood

[BigRedGrizzly]

It’s the little things that make it possible for the BIG things to happen...

[kevin]

Don't stick your finger where you wouldn't stick your dick

[Arky-X]

Don't sweat the petty things......or is it don't pet the sweaty things?
Either way, it's good advice.