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Scootertrash
11-30-2012, 12:20 PM
When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

PMS jokes aren't funny . . . period.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

sp8twn
11-30-2012, 12:30 PM
Lmao!!!!!!!

RIDE-RED 250r
11-30-2012, 09:32 PM
Some of those sound like 3 Stooges one-liners!

Curly: I had a job at a bakery once as a pilot
Girl: A pilot??!
Curly: Yeah! I used to take the bread from one corner, and pilot in ne utta! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

Scootertrash
12-01-2012, 09:06 AM
Some of those sound like 3 Stooges one-liners!

Curly: I had a job at a bakery once as a pilot
Girl: A pilot??!
Curly: Yeah! I used to take the bread from one corner, and pilot in ne utta! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing001.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing001.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Now I need to clean the coffee off of my keyboard and monitor. Thanks Red!!

Lord Letto 20
12-01-2012, 01:52 PM
Like video games with puns in them, Check out Persona 3 and 4, mainly cause of Shuji Ikutsuki in Persona 3 and Teddie in Persona 4

Edit: some examples in video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm1QmOgPnZE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVV2Tlk2Yj8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=0Nt4q6sa6Dw&NR=1

RIDE-RED 250r
12-01-2012, 10:02 PM
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing001.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing001.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Now I need to clean the coffee off of my keyboard and monitor. Thanks Red!!

No Problem Scooter!! :beer :lol:

sammiefish
12-02-2012, 12:30 AM
that was good...