How to (sort of) theft proof some things

[tri again]

Having lost an expensive kink free hose, the new one got duct tape
in a few different places when brand new.

Still there after a few years.

[sp8twn]

Yup!!! Works all the time!!!:beer

[kb0nly]

LOL... you wanna theft proof an extension cord to run your christmas lights put a few wraps of electrical tape here and there in obviously visible spots. I haven't lost one yet.

[briano]

Put a sign up in your yard that reads "Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again"

[kb0nly]

No no no...

Trespassers will be Violated, Survivors will be Shot

[manbearpig]

No no no...

Trespassers will be Violated, Survivors will be Shot

Deliverance?

[briano]

Due to the increase in ammunition prices, trespassers will no longer get a warning shot. This would be a great sign.

[kb0nly]

LOL... I agree on the cost of ammo, i have to save it for the Zombies...

Although right now its the Snowpocalypse...

[beets442]

Kinda hillbilly, but cheap!Take a motion sensor light, like the ones in front of garages and put a plug-in in the lightsocket,install in your garage or point it at valued item. Run an extention cord to the house with a nitelight on the end. When that light goes off you know sumthin's up! Had mine color coded, red for the car, blue for the garage,white for the back door!Lights are on top of my TV. If one of those lights goes off,it lights up the whole livingroom at nite,I can see the light from my bedroom and tell exactly where you are at!Good luck!

[Cornholio]

if its an atv or atc, pull a tire off and put it up on blocks really quick

[300rman]

159501

Theft Deterrent

[manbearpig]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[tri again]

159501

Theft Deterrent

or one of those fake joke dirty diapers will save any seat in the house.

[tri again]

Kinda hillbilly, but cheap!Take a motion sensor light, like the ones in front of garages and put a plug-in in the lightsocket,install in your garage or point it at valued item. Run an extention cord to the house with a nitelight on the end. When that light goes off you know sumthin's up! Had mine color coded, red for the car, blue for the garage,white for the back door!Lights are on top of my TV. If one of those lights goes off,it lights up the whole livingroom at nite,I can see the light from my bedroom and tell exactly where you are at!Good luck!

I have my motion lights all
hooked to cheap radios so whoever walks by gets blasted with something annoying.

Love that indicator light idea.

Now if we could get them to make a barking dog sound or 'safety clicking'.

[tri again]

Due to the increase in ammunition prices, trespassers will no longer get a warning shot. This would be a great sign.

or 'if you can read this, rest assured you are in range'. (as seen on a small target)

or
if this door is locked, it's to protect You!

[Matrix]

Where I live I dont really need to worry about thievery but it still happens. I however have been planning on hooking up two air bags from a vehicle to my garage door (which isnt locked) so when they open the door BOOM!!!!

I have played with air bags before and they are about as loud if not louder than my mossberg 500 lol. Air bags are awesome!

[kb0nly]

An air bag goes off with a heck of a boom all right! That would be code brown to anyone in ear range when it went off...