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beets442
12-08-2012, 05:52 PM
Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem:
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot.
I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket??
ANSWER: I'd replace the bracket!

sp8twn
12-08-2012, 06:14 PM
LMAO!!!!!!:beer

kb0nly
12-08-2012, 07:21 PM
Naw i would weld it... As for the wife, what was the problem again i was too interested in the boat... LOL

gus
12-08-2012, 07:41 PM
are you for reals about your wife lol?

The Goat
12-11-2012, 03:06 PM
That's an oldie but goodie there lol

D-dub
12-11-2012, 03:28 PM
are you for reals about your wife lol?
Hardcore Joke!

tri again
12-14-2012, 03:34 PM
Yupp.
That's right before or after:

"Wanted, good woman who like to hunt and fish,
please send picture....of boat and motor"

Love it! thanks

badass350x
12-14-2012, 05:12 PM
Too Dam funny!!!!