beets442
12-09-2012, 07:20 PM
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.
Walking through the mall the wife turned and noticed her husband was no where around
and she was very upset because they had a lot to do. She used her cell phone to call him
and ask him where he was because she was so upset.
The husband answered and in a calm voice ...said, "Honey,remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago
where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
His wife started crying and said "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
He said
"Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
Walking through the mall the wife turned and noticed her husband was no where around
and she was very upset because they had a lot to do. She used her cell phone to call him
and ask him where he was because she was so upset.
The husband answered and in a calm voice ...said, "Honey,remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago
where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
His wife started crying and said "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
He said
"Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."