Chinese sick day

[Scootertrash]

Wong Chow calls into work and says, 'I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work..'

The boss says, 'You know something, Wong Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'

Two hours later Wong Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great... I be at work soon.....You got nice house.' :lol::lol:

[New2Tri-Z]

A blonde female tells her brunette co-worker "I have a horrble sore throat today, I cant even talk or hardly swallow". The brunette says "everytime that happens to me, I just go a give my husband a blow ***, and it fixes it everytime". The blonde says " ok i will have to try that". The next day she comes to work feeling great and thanks the brunette for her advice. "I cant beieve that worked, but it feels great, no sore throat at all. And your husband could not beileve it was your idea". :lol: