Wife left a note on the fridge....

[Scootertrash]

"It's not working. I can't take it any more. I'm going to my mom's."

I opened the fridge.
The light came on.
The beer was cold.
What the hell is she talking about?

[The Goat]

You know how I know I have my wife trained right?









I bought her a vacuum cleaner, on her birthday, and used her gift certificate to pay 60$ on it. And she's still thanking me.... as she's cleaning the stove.

PS: that's not a joke.


Another secret, ever noticed how the men your grandfather's age didn't bluster about but didn't get pushed around by their wives? The trick...keep your damned mouth shut 90% of the time and only overrule your wife's decision 10% of the time. She feels in control and you look wise.

[CRAZY70MAN]

You know how I know I have my wife trained right?











I bought her a vacuum cleaner, on her birthday, and used her gift certificate to pay 60$ on it. And she's still thanking me.... as she's cleaning the stove.

PS: that's not a joke.


Another secret, ever noticed how the men your grandfather's age didn't bluster about but didn't get pushed around by their wives? The trick...keep your damned mouth shut 90% of the time and only overrule your wife's decision 10% of the time. She feels in control and you look wise.

You put it all in a nutshell there!! Think before you speak. A few wrong words could cause you severe retaliation!! lol.....