jeswinehart
01-12-2013, 09:51 PM
I FEEL SAFER ALREADY.
FULL BODY SCANS AT THE AIRPORT:
The T.S.A. disclosed the Airport Screening Results
December 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
It was, also, discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.
Just thought you'd like to know!
FULL BODY SCANS AT THE AIRPORT:
The T.S.A. disclosed the Airport Screening Results
December 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
It was, also, discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.
Just thought you'd like to know!