Quote for the day

[Scootertrash]

"Nothing has the capability of turning a normally intelligent, logical man into a complete buffoon quite like boat ramps or wasp nests." Unknown

:lol:

[rjs89ia]

thats good

[Thorpe]

"Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”


― George Carlin

[Scootertrash]

Free people are not equal, and equal people are not free.

[Scootertrash]

I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me and say "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

[Chazz of Blades]

You win some, and you lose some. It's how you deal with either that defines you as a man.

[fabiodriven]

Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you.

[Scootertrash]

"Life is hard........It's even harder if you're stupid." Marion Mitchell Morrison (otherwise known as John Wayne)

[roostin atc]

Aggressively we all defend the role we play, regrettably times come to send you on your way. You've seen it all bonfires of trust flash floods of pain. It doesn't even matter don't you worry it will all work out.
The Killers
Dams town

[Scootertrash]

"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert,in five years there would be a shortage of sand.” Milton Friedman

[Jeff B]

If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough - Roger Allan Wade

[Thorpe]

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
--Mark Twain

[Scootertrash]

"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark, and professionals built the Titanic."-Agatha Christie

[remsandpets]

You know its cold outside when politicians have their hands in their own pockets. Weather man on channel 2 news in the am.

[Scootertrash]

HAHA!! Good one!

[roostin atc]

A very great man once said that some people rob you with a fountain, pen it dot take to long to find out what he's talking about. A lot of people don't have to much food on the table, but they got a lot of forks and knives, and they got to cut something.
Bob Dylan

[atc007]

An ad Straight out of the back of magazines in our beloved early 80's. " For every moment You are not training,,,someone,somewhere,Is,,,when you meet that person. You will lose.""

[WIkid500]

"We didn't know it couldn't be done"

[Thorpe]

Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

[SPD FRK]

It's better to look stupid than to be stupid.

[Scootertrash]

"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."-Unknown

[Howdy]

Even a fool is thought wise if he keeps silent, and discerning if he holds his tongue. (Proverbs 17:28 NIV84)

[ezmoney1979]

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken. (Ezmoney 19:79)

[philgipson]

those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who actually do.

[Swinger]

The grass is always greener... where the dog sh!ts --soundgarden

[LastFoolerInVA]

My boss asked me who was the stupid one, him or me... I thought, and said, "sir, everyone knows you don't hire stupid people"

[Scootertrash]

This one reportedly has ties to Howdy's version above, and has been attributed to Abraham Lincoln and Mark Twain amongst others:

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt"

[Scootertrash]

Some people are like slinkies, they’re not good for much, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs

[Scootertrash]

"Associate with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for it is better to be alone than in bad company."--George Washington

[LastFoolerInVA]

"Even if your on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there"- Will Rogers

[Motorgidd]

Some mornings I wake up grumpy... Other mornings I just let her sleep.

[Scootertrash]

Some mornings I wake up grumpy... Other mornings I just let her sleep.

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[MyMistress86R]

"If ignorance is bliss then there are millions of extremely happy people on this rock we call home." ~ME

[Dirtcrasher]

Me - "It is what it is!!"

Einstein - "I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots" Isn't that the truth!!"

[LastFoolerInVA]

"If you think nobody cares if your alive, try missing a few car payments" & 1 more: "Marry a mountain girl and you marry the whole mountain"

[tri again]

Overheard at a concert:
"this music is way better than it sounds".
and of course,
'the music played the band'.

[Scootertrash]

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

[LastFoolerInVA]

"God must love crazy people, he makes so many of them"

[R-tifacts]

My Boss this am about a co-worker that thinks he knows it all......."He doesn't even know what he doesn't know"

[Scootertrash]

Confucius say, "It takes many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it."

[ezmoney1979]

This one is for you Scooter, I just read it in a comment section on Yahoo- "Liberals minds are so open, their brains have fallen out".

[Thorpe]

^^^ I bought a bumper sticker that says that!!!

As my grandfather used to say...
"This world is full of idiots, except for me and you... And I am not so sure about you!"

[LastFoolerInVA]

This isn't so much of a quote, but I thought it funny... "Wanted: a good woman who can cook, clean. sew. dig worms, and clean fish. Must also have a boat with motor. If interested, please send pictures of the boat and motor."

[Scootertrash]

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.-
Mark Twain

[tri again]

gramps said:

"I taught you everything I know and you Still don't know anything".

[Scootertrash]

I got 2 for today:

"The will of the majority shall not infringe on the rights of the minority."

"Never make another person a priority when they merely see you as an option..."

[Howdy]

I will add a couple:

"A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason."


"Happy are those who dare courageously to defend what they love."

[LastFoolerInVA]

Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist

[yaegerb]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy....

[Angore]

My dad used to say : " Illegal is a sick-bird" .:beer

[Jfm0]

"Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world." Unknown, but timely.

[Scootertrash]

"When a corrupt government keeps robbing Peter to pay Paul, there are two unavoidable truisms:

1. The government can always count on Paul's vote.

2. Eventually Peter will do something about Paul, the government,.. or both."

[roostin atc]

TRAILPROS will be fossils some day.

[Scootertrash]

"The spirit of self-satisfaction is the infallible mark of the inferior mind." -Fyodor Mikhailevich Dostoevsky

[yaegerb]

I drank what? - Socrates

[Angore]

" If you've got a five-dollar head , wear a five-dollar helmet "

[TheRealFatShady]

"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

[LastFoolerInVA]

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. - Jack Handey

[LastFoolerInVA]

"Think about how stupid the average person is..... and then realize that 50% of the population is stupider than that!"

[JayBone]

Wow! Faster Pussycat

There are 2 people who have listened to FP long enough to know that quote. Freaking cracks me up!

yaegerb
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy....