briano
04-11-2013, 01:51 PM
My cousin sent me this.
Yesterday I placed my shotgun in the front porch, gave it 6 shells, and noticed it had no legs, put it in a wheelchair to help it get around.
While I was gone, the mailman brought my mail, a little girl walked her dog past my house, the boy across the street picked up the yard, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near my house.
After 10 hours I checked on the gun, it had not rolled outside and it had not killed anyone in spite of the many opportunities that had been presented.
Can you imagine how surprised I was, with all the hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people? Either the killing is by people misusing guns or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
Well now I'm off to see if my spoons and forks are going to try to feed me, I heard they are responsible for making people fat.
Yesterday I placed my shotgun in the front porch, gave it 6 shells, and noticed it had no legs, put it in a wheelchair to help it get around.
While I was gone, the mailman brought my mail, a little girl walked her dog past my house, the boy across the street picked up the yard, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near my house.
After 10 hours I checked on the gun, it had not rolled outside and it had not killed anyone in spite of the many opportunities that had been presented.
Can you imagine how surprised I was, with all the hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people? Either the killing is by people misusing guns or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
Well now I'm off to see if my spoons and forks are going to try to feed me, I heard they are responsible for making people fat.