"PET ROCK!!!! Needs home ASAP!"

[Lord Letto 20]

Just came across this on kijiji:
http://kitchener.kijiji.ca/c-pets-other-PET-ROCK-Needs-home-ASAP-W0QQAdIdZ522377860

Neutered, great with everyone. Needs home ASAP!! His names rocky. Black hair. Txt 5198806746 for faster response!

This ad was posted with the Kijiji mobile app.

[LastFoolerInVA]

kinda vague... no size, weight, type... I mean, call me racist, but I only like quartz... :crazy:

[Lord Letto 20]

"A female Pen!!!!!"
http://kitchener.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-other-A-female-Pen-W0QQAdIdZ523528722

I got a female pen, she keeps flirting with the guys so I need her gone ASAP text 5298806746 for a response. Her names Rebecca, 3" tall. A red head.

"Amazing pencil!"
http://kitchener.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-other-Amazing-pencil-W0QQAdIdZ521992810

It's a non sharpened pencil, It needs a new home ASAP. Text 5198806746 for faster response. It's name is max.