Christmas joke thread..

[Scootertrash]

I'll start:


Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The the first guy fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second guy reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third guy started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'


The guy replied, 'These are Carols.'

[Scootertrash]

Did you guys ever hear about Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer's brother Adolph The Brown Nosed Reindeer?





He could fly just as fast as Rudolph, he just couldn't stop very fast.

[briano]

Nothing to do with Christmas, but kinda funny.

What's the difference between knowledge and wisdom?

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to use it in a fruit salad.