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tri again
02-06-2014, 06:10 PM
Cop pulls over dummy and says, "license and rergistration."
Dummy says, "what does it look like?"
Cop says, "it has your picture on it".

Dummy pulles out her makeup mirror and hands it to the cop.

Cop says, " oh, since you're a cop, I'll just let you go".


(sorry, everything's frozen outside)
May be time for some OUTside donuts.

fabiodriven
02-06-2014, 06:21 PM
Bwaa bwaa bwaaaaaa......

CRAZY70MAN
02-06-2014, 07:52 PM
Two peanuts walked into a bar......one was assaulted.... Man, it is time for donuts outside:crazy::crazy:

El Camexican
02-06-2014, 09:27 PM
Giraffe walks into a bar and says; ‘High balls are on me’

CRAZY70MAN
02-06-2014, 09:30 PM
Lol............ Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

Scootertrash
02-06-2014, 10:07 PM
Why does a bicycle need a kickstand to stand up?









it's two tired


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What do you call a cow with no legs??







Ground beef


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