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fabiodriven
06-24-2014, 11:01 PM
I have been thinking about this post since I got to Trikefest this year on Sunday June 15th. I've been taking in the events transpiring around me during this time and trying to remember the most memorable things. The problem is, the whole trip was so big and the entire thing an event in itself, so words may be lacking here to portray my experience this year.

I will start by saying 2014 was by far my best Trikefest ever. I've been enough now to know how to prepare which makes the trip that much more enjoyable. We worked hard this year as we do every year preparing for this week. This week is my New Years. This is the week that my entire year hinges on. Not one thing or anybody could stop me from making this week happen for me, and it's gone on for long enough that most people I know understand. If they don't they'll figure it out pretty quick.

This year the trailer needed a ton of work and the truck had a lot of changes to it as well that left a question mark as to whether or not the camper would sit on it. I am a truck driver by trade and enjoy what I do, so a big part of my trip is concentrated on a flawless hauler. I enjoy over loading the girl and stretching her legs out on the big road, it's what it was made to do. Part of the enjoyment of my trip is the actual ride there and back. This year we were thrown for a loop with Steve's purchase of his own camper a mere 3 days before our departure and the camper not arriving to Steve's property until the day before we left. He had never owned a camper or driven with a trailer prior to this day. His truck had no trailer brake controller and his 200X was still apart when Craig and I arrived at Steve's late in the morning the day of our departure. The three of us divided and conquered, uniting again when one of us needed a hand and then splitting off and going back to our respective jobs. I told Steve we'd be rolling out that day and there wasn't any other way. We needed to make it happen and we did just that. We were on the road only slightly behind schedule, which is fine when you arrive days before most people anyways.

Our convoy had been on the highway for roughly 7 minutes when I got a somewhat frantic call from Steve behind me. It seems he was having some issues with his camper swaying behind his truck. I gave him some helpful advise and he was able to smooth things out. The next time we stopped we loaded the nose of his trailer up with weight and it straightened out significantly. Craig was with me in my rig and he's a self-admitted back seat driver. He was nervous as soon as he got in my truck. No sooner did I hang up the phone with Steve when I noticed a Duramax coming up the hammer lane behind me with a massive 5th wheel rig in tow. In order to calm Craig's nerves, I immediately depressed the accelerator to its fullest position. The Duramax was newer and his load lighter, but were gaining on him at about 95 mph. We had caught up with traffic at that point and now Craig had a reason to worry (or so he thought).

We stopped in a rest area for a night and slept. The next morning Steve was boasting about how smaht he had been ta pick up a coffee the night befo-a. No sooner did he finish alerting me to such a bright idea did he knock his coffee on the ground. Right around that time William had informed me that he was going to arrive at Haspin before us. Nuts.

A few hours later, not long before sunset on Sunday, we were ascending the hill into Haspin Acres yet again. This was the culmination of hundreds of hours of work and thousands of dollars. We've been waiting a year for this, and it is here in front of us right now. I stirred the shifter of my truck in search of a lower gear to let the 7.3 announce our arrival and again depressed the throttle to its fullest. As we crested the hill and began to see in the park I grabbed a handful of air horn and looked up to where I expected to see William. Who I saw was Kevin, and he was on the phone. I'm going by him making as much noise as I possibly can with a very loud machine, and he's scurrying in the opposite direction with the phone pressed to one ear and a hand firmly pressed over the other. Haha, oh Trikefest.

As we pulled through the gate, I was amazed to see there were probably about 5 other trike camps already set up before sundown on Sunday! In my four years, three of which arriving on Sunday, the place is usually a ghost town until late Tuesday. I knew there was going to be a big turnout.

My first move when we got there was to unload my XR conversion. I went for a brisk lap out to the shoe tree and parked it for the night. I'd heard some strange noises from the rear and this was this machine's first time in the dirt. The road tires with 32 psi in them were far too hard, this much I knew. No biggie. The next morning I was telling Raffa about the noises from the back and the two of us spent a couple of minutes doing some extremely thorough and precision diagnoses which consisted of Raffa lifting the back of the bike up and me wiggling things. In Raffa's expert opinion, the noise was originating from the rear shock linkage. In my expert opinion, I agreed. It was both our expert opinions that I should go beat the tar out of it, so I gave 'er a little jaunt. I didn't give 'er the beans, but I tossed it around a bit. The noises persisted, but it was fine. Just the shock linkage. Yeah, no... The noises were the sounds of my swing arm bending and cracking in multiple places. So Monday morning, my second ride, and my crown jewel was broken. No matter, people always ask why we have to bring so many trikes when we go places. Now I have a reason. I usually Zing most of Trikefest anyways.

My first move every day is to the river, so after breaking my bike that's where I headed as I was already late. The river and I, we've got a thing. It doesn't matter if there is anyone else there or not, I don't mind being down there by myself. Nobody badgers me for doing pushups that way. I said before about this trip being my New Years, and it truly is. This year was an exceptionally special one for me as it marks a year in my life that I couldn't be happier having behind me. This trip was about reflection for me and looking back at what I've learned and how far I have come, as there have been times in the past that could have taken me off to the big brothel in the sky. I have made a conscious decision to eliminate as much negativity from my life as possible and I have learned a lot over the last few months. There are things that I have learned about that many people never will, and I'm just getting started. My brain goes constantly sometimes, but I've learned to apply its thoughts to things that will benefit me rather than things that will cause me worry or grief. Part of this effort requires me to separate myself from certain kinds of situations and people from time to time who may be discussing (most times unknowing that I can't involve myself in certain conversations) things that might trigger something in me. I am not here to judge anyone or tell anyone else what to think or say around me. I'm not like everyone else, we're all different. If I am on the outskirts of the group looking at the stars yes, I am indeed OK. There are a lot of answers in the universe if you know how to see them. If I am by myself it's probably intentional, and that's OK too. The time I spent in the river by myself reading my book was pure enlightenment. I remember sitting on the shore with my arse and tootsies in the water without a care in the world. My phone god knows where, but close enough to take pictures with from time to time. No schedule, nobody to tell me what to do, the sun beating down on me and filling me with a natural glow. I felt like I was literally glowing from the inside out. It didn't matter how late I stayed up or what time I got up the next day, whose camp I went to or what I ate for dinner. Those surrounding me are all friends, regardless of whether or not we have yet to meet. My body and mind felt better than I can remember any time recently and I thought about the dragons I've slayed (now I know how Matt feels) in the past year and I revel in my triumph. I can see clearly the path now and on this anniversary of setting out into a path strewn full of shite and knowing full well the challenge in front of me, yet not knowing at that time I could traverse it, I can feel a huge sense of accomplishment. I can sit on my arse in the place I love more than any other with the sun beating down on me and there ain't a person on the planet that can touch me right now. I'm fawking bullet proof!!!

This happened almost right after we got there, and it set the tone for the trip. From that point on I was on my own planet as many of you may have noticed. Some looked concerned, very few understood. The few that did though I really connected with. I made many good friends this year. I'm not sure I can remember them all. The Dragon Tamer, great guy unanimously, hands down. Pittsburgh Pete, I highly recommend this guy. My type of humor all the way. Kind of a Trikefest lurker. Hung out a lot at his camp and the river, but made very few events. Great guy. Shovelryder and Ironchop, both great guys as well. All four of these guys were at their first Trikefest. I love seeing the people every year. There was a group of guys in their early 20's? camped near me, 8 of them from New York, mostly riding hard tails. I shot the shite with them a bit at the river and apparently it's their 4th Trikefest? I wish I had talked to them some more. It was funny when the whole lot of them would roll out at the same time, friggin Trikefest... Haha. strobers22 (Roberts) and I ended up really hitting it off this year and he had me drag is FL350 jugged 2nd gen R! Roberts is an absolute class act, I don't think he even farts. Great people all around at this thing.

I have to go to bed for now. I'll continue this tomorrow or when I can whether anyone likes it or not, haha.

hoosierlogger
06-25-2014, 05:44 AM
I love you john, but not in a gay way. You got a way with words.

atctim
06-25-2014, 09:14 AM
Most excellent read Fabio! Glad to hear of your happiness. Trikefest breeds happiness!

matt3x
06-25-2014, 10:08 AM
Hey Fabio... that group of 8 from NY was my gang! We talked with you about your zinger a bit at the river and it was a good time for sure. We will definitely have to hang out more next year. And yes... we like rolling 8-wide down the trail and through camp in a mini-parade. :TrikesOwn

Kintore
06-25-2014, 11:29 AM
It was great to see you buddy!!! You seem very composed this year. Happy new year!

JasonB
06-25-2014, 12:32 PM
awesome read! This year really was a good time, i think you and quite a few others (myself included) enjoyed the trip. Glad to hear you are doing alot better man, you really looked like you were relaxed and enjoying yourself when we briefly spoke at the strip (you were hanging out on Shannon's gnarly ass 350 powered air cooler)

Dirtcrasher
06-25-2014, 02:20 PM
I would not have made it without John and Craigs help and we loved every minute!!!!

The whole rig ran flawless, those 2 guys gave me a good 6 hours of work; Roostin even changed my oil.

GREAT FRIENDS!! Trike people are of a different breed!!

fabiodriven
06-26-2014, 12:25 AM
Hey guys, I honestly wasn't expecting this kind of response, haha. Thank you all. Matt and your 7 buddies, we will definitely hang out more next year. Tim, it was a highlight to catch up with you, thanks for taking the time. Greg, Kintore, Jason, it's always a pleasure. Great trip Steve!

I've come to the realization in the past that I seem to live in the wrong part of the country. Every time I travel I realize this, but the drive to Haspin is usually my biggest trip of the year. I'm sure you've all seen me say it on here and many of you I probably talked about this in person with, but just the few stops we made not far from the highway show a completely different way of life. First and foremost is the women. In Ohio and Pennsylvania you can go into a McDonald's or a gas station and there will actually be beautiful young women staffing these places. Now, in my mind, a beautiful girl who works at a fast food restaurant is absolutely obtainable. Actually, I know this for a fact. I hit on a girl in Pennsylvania last year on my way to Indiana, while I was in the worst shape of my life and looking like death, and I got her number. Comparatively, I have been single for over a year and hit on many, many women and gotten NO numbers in my area. Aside from internet dating which doesn't count. Our gas stations and fast food restaurants are staffed by Hadji and undesirables. Boston itself is chock full of some of the most beautiful women you've ever seen, but they are totally unobtainable for someone of my standing. My mortgage is probably less than some of their rents and I more than likely make more money than most of them, so figure that out. I guess if you don't have a car and 75 other machines you can live that way. Life is a fashion show to them and I am virtually invisible to their eyes, and I mean quite literally. I spend almost all day every day during the week in Boston, and you better believe I'm looking for girls to flash a smile to. Once, one time in the last 5 months have I had a girl look up at me and make eye contact, and she smiled. That's it. One time. Then I go home to what's country around here and all the good ones are taken. All they want to do is play games around here, it's terrible. Yes, this indeed has something to do with Trikefest. I'll let you know what when I figure that out.

The only time I set foot off of Haspin Acres that week was to go to the river. I never crossed the bridge once. I hadn't even noticed until Craig told me that on the way home. I had a fridge full of food, a couple of trikes, a river, a lot of friends, a roof over my head... There really isn't much more I could have asked for.

The whole event just really gets inside of me, it's almost overwhelming. Just before that storm that quite literally "blew in" (you all know what I'm talking about), I had my eyes on the sky as I do a lot these days. I was watching the storm over my shoulder. I would gaze for a while and then look away, then look back at it. That way I could really gauge how fast it was coming in. That fawker had a full head of steam heading our way and I could feel the buildup in the air. People were nonchalantly milling about, rolling bikes in their trailers and taking down awnings. I could feel what was coming our way, but I didn't see that initial gust coming. Steve had just come over to talk to me and he hadn't gotten a half sentence out when that gust came through and felt like it might topple me for a brief moment. I clamped my hat on my head with my hand and squinted my eyes as the storm tried to push me down. I looked around at my camp and the couple of things I hadn't gotten put away just yet. Steve ran off to attend to his own affairs and the tree next to my truck was quite obviously working to hold its ground as well. For about 3 seconds I wasn't certain if my camper was going to make it by the cracking that tree made. I looked around my camp and saw trikes and something inside of me went into gear. I wasn't really controlling it. I threw my helmet on and jumped on the SX. As I left the camping area the rain was coming down sideways and in sheets. One guy on an R was coming in the camping area as I was going out and he gave me a thumbs up. I gave er the beans as I got into the parking lot and held a nice high speed wheelie while thunder clapped over my head as I headed for the Shoe Tree as fast as I could. It was only then I realized my neighbors were back at the camp holding their tents from blowing away. It hadn't even registered to me until that point, so I made it a point to make the loop as fast as I could to go help them, haha. I tore around that loop as fast as I could go and made it back to camp in record time, only for the storm to blow over just as I got back. I wanted to keep going. Riding in the rain isn't the thing. Riding in a raging monsoon with thunder and lightning is.

Then of course there's barrel racing after it rains. People falling down, trikes sliding everywhere, McKains piling their little pickups into bottomless voids... All priceless. Just about anyone can do it, but not as good as Wickersham. I watched 1000 races thinking to myself I knew I would mess up the pattern if I raced, as simple as it is. Then I go out and on my first run, I biffed the pattern. Whether you think you can or think you can't, either way you're right.

Then there's the Herk and Jerk. The fricken Herk and Jerk.... Now I like to take in as many motor sporting events as I possibly can and the more reckless, the better. The fricken Herk and Jerk though man, is pure brutality. I won't say much, I don't run the event or partake, but I just wish some of these guys would stop jerking when they get to the end of the pad (ask Ben). For you guys that are in it, if that's how you guys like to play then by all means... The action is insane. The forces put on these 25+ year old machines and the pulling power they have. To see two machines hop and bounce in such a violent fashion with so few failures of major components is really something to behold. The friggin Taurus' tugging at each other, tires spinning and smoking, wheels pointing up at the sky, quad owners skurrying back to their camps with bald tires and shattered dreams. Where else on the planet are you going to see an antique ATV spit its spark plug out after a nice nitrous shot during a tug of war? It is pure lunacy and madness, and the ring leader of it all is the only man who could narrate such an event- Bryan Raffa.

If you listen in the clips that I filmed you can get a taste of how this event is run by Mr. Raffa. In retrospect I should have had the camera going the entire time. I immediately compared it to a WWF (or WWE, whatever you dorks) match the way Raffa announces it. Whenever that first quad lost and I thought Raffa was going to tell him "Better luck next time", but rather he comes out with a barrage of cleverly linked insults to quads to shame the losing quad out of the pad, I about died. That wasn't the first or the last time that night either. My face was hurting from laughing so hard. So the Dragon Tamer was on the pad having herked and jerked a couple times already, when Nick pulled up just outside of the circle of onlookers. It was obvious from the headlights that it was another Taurus that had come to compete, as it was pitch black where he was sitting. The way Raffa gets the people going, oh my goodness. "Wait a minute, what's that I see? Why, it's another Taurus ladies and gentlemen! Holy sh*t! Oh my god!" and on and on. Just absolutely pure mayhem at its finest. Raffa sold me the whole seat, but I only needed the edge. Tim pulling the trikes from one side of the pad to the other, over and over and over and over and over and over and over again! You know quad guys and bikers don't do this crap. They probably bring chess boards with them and use Grey Poupon. Our events are like Woodstock on race gas. They literally don't know what to think, haha. I was getting a kick out of some non trikers that didn't know each other discussing who we are, what was going on, what our bikes were. Haha, they all know we're nuts.

I can't not say anything about my guest Craig. He was exemplary. I didn't even know he was there aside from the times he was helping with something and not only did he not fill the shitter by Tuesday, he didn't fill it at all! After our extended ride home (which ended up being about 20 hours and we drove straight through) I immediately collapsed into my bed. Craig woke me up at about 1:30 in the afternoon and I arose anticipating the always dreadful trailer unload. I got up and put my shoes on then headed outside where Craig already was. The friggin kid unloaded the trailer by himself while I slept. What more need I say? You guys know how that is though, cause you're all like that as well, as am I. Trikes for life.

Eric250R
06-26-2014, 12:35 AM
And this folks, is what it's all about !! Good read sir.

86T3
06-26-2014, 09:38 AM
Craig unloaded your truck cause he was afraid you'd break his duckster fender. "Let me tell you something about the duckstah fendah!" We love you massholes because you guys arent massholes at all.

CRAZY70MAN
06-26-2014, 09:58 AM
Ya....nos is a bit rough on an old trike. I just did not have enough to satisfy it. No more small bottles for me. I will get that trophy. Lol. Great to see ya smiling again John. And here and jerk is nothing but mayhem plain and simple. No second place..only first. Better enjoy it stud...you cleaned house out there bro.u