Let`s play "Words and Phrases We Hate...or strongly dislike"

[ironchop]

I`ll start as there is no shortage of American "culture" I find absurd and childish so here it goes:

I feel the fury of a thousand ninjas when I hear some of this nonsense and frankly, I`m embarrassed for the human race.


1) "baby bump"....because "pregnant" has so many more syllables and sounds too adult to pronounce

2) "Aha moment".....because "epiphany" is both too hard to spell and sounds too pretentious for Oprah viewers to understand

3) "terror alert".....if we know it`s coming, how can it be terrifying?

4) "cray cray".....because, well, you`re 30-fukkun-five years old. Not seven and a half.


Ok.....now you go......

[tripledog]

1) "baby mama"

2) "exspecially"

3) "immaculant condition"

4) "po-po"

5) "we had went"

6) "schtreet"

[Jmoozy27]

Cray cray (it's harder to say than just crazy)
Like-like
Supposably
Idear
I could care less (why don't you then)

[ironchop]

these are great. I had forgot a whole bunch of them.


"epic"

"Aks a question"

"Nucular" (as in missiles)

[Jmoozy27]

Breaking news - it's been on all fuggin day
Bro country - it's pop music and it sucks
Double edged sword - all people mean when they use this term is that they cannot handle a weapon. Double edged swords are badazz. I use it as follows:

"Conan the Barbarian cut off James Earl Jones fluckin head and it rolled down the steps."

[ironchop]

"staycation"

"daycation"

"raising awareness"

OH! and all you hipster clones......"FTW" does NOT mean "for the win" and it never has.....FTW has been around since your mom`s basement looked an awful lot like the inside of your daddie`s nutsack.....get a life and make up your own stuff.

[thestud25]

"Just needs the carb cleaned"

[Jmoozy27]

Hunkered down - I never heard that until a few years ago

And when did they start naming winter storms?

[jb2wheels]

irregardless

literally because it's usually not

[jeswinehart]

Uhh, I mean , you know are all "words" that turns my listening ability off.

[ironchop]

irregardless

That's a trigger word for me too. "Without without regard" wtf


literally because it's usually not

Deonna and I both hate this one. Our kids say it, our friends say it, news anchors say it, Obama says it.

Apparently our lives are all lived figuratively so much that we need to point out those fleeting moments when we aren't speaking metaphorically and acting outside of reality

[Caminofeld]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57dzaMaouXA
215715

[El Camexican]

Terrorist - When Dirty Harry of NV called the protesting free range cattle farmers "Terrorists" I knew it had become a tool of the master manipulators. You know who else was a "Terrorist"? George Washington. British politicians just didn't know what a handy word it was back then, or maybe they would have won the war.

trailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro - Who TF started calling guys bitches? (don't answer that) but we let it continue.

Nixxer - I don't need it in my vocabulary, but if they don't want me saying it then they shouldn't use it. It's not fair.

Undocumented Immigrants - Really?

Civil Rights Leaders - They are poop disturbers, call it what it is. That era would be behind us if not for them.

Engineer - What the heck has driving a train got to do with designing something, I don't get it, we need a new word for one of these professions.

[Caminofeld]

My biggest dislike I can recall was in the early 2k's when people referred to cigarettes as "fugs" or "fug pieces"...I know someone who is 32 and talks (and acts) like a 12 year old valley girl. She says things like "that just punched me in the feels" when something is cute. I say # all the time, but I say it in jest; obviously mocking those who say it seriously.

[Caminofeld]

I like funny perverted slang, like "gonna get a lil' stanky on ma hangdown", "dropping f***ing loads all over your F***ing glasses" (thank you Nick Manning), "wit ma d'ickuh", etc. Moderators please delete if inappropriate.

IMHO one of the funniest movie scenes ever (referencing the quote above)...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4utAnqqfLEw

[ironchop]

Life hack

Job hack

Fashion hack

The only useful hack is followed by saw

[Mr. Clean]

Know what I am sayin.

[tripledog]

Charlie Rose pronouncing the word "government"... he says "gubment" and he is an anchor on the CBS morning news.

[bkm]

El and maybe a few others will get these. "Funnel pucks towards the net", "Get it in deep" (that could go a few different ways), "Good stick", "just play our game", "stick with our system", "Celly", "Dangle", and the list goes on.

[El Camexican]

El and maybe a few others will get these. "Funnel pucks towards the net", "Get it in deep" (that could go a few different ways), "Good stick", "just play our game", "stick with our system", "Celly", "Dangle", and the list goes on.

Dangle! I loved that word! Dad would say; "He can really dangle with the puck" or "That Mohammad Ali can really dangle in the ring"

Never heard of "Celly" Educate me please.

[ironchop]

Charlie Rose pronouncing the word "government"... he says "gubment" and he is an anchor on the CBS morning news.

Yep and George Tsoukalis trying to pronounce "extraterrestrials"

[bkm]

Celebration after a goal. I like Kevin Weekes, but he started that shite on nhl network.

Maybe my dislike for"dangle"can be traced back to Patrick Kane?

[El Camexican]

When my kid starts sentences with words I don't like I cut her right off with things like:
"You know what?" - No but I met his brother who once
"Guess what" - You have something to say that I'd rather not hear?
"So..." - No, but I do knit a little

Remember Mad comics snappy answers to stupid questions section? That was fun, except for when my dad would beat my ass for "dissin" him with them:lol:

[ironchop]

White Privilege

Rape Culture

[El Camexican]

Celebration after a goal. I like Kevin Weekes,

I've never heard it used like that, but I can see where it would be irritating.

[bkm]

Haha, when I have a brilliant idea that my wife is just going to love I'll start it out with a "Soooo, I've been thinking" lol

[Devilsclaw]

You guys have already hit on a bunch of my irritations!

One bad grammar habit that seems to be catching on, which I hate, is when someone says "Do you want some coffee or No?" instead of "or not". I'm thinking it's English as a second language contaminating our grammar, because it's popular with that segment.

Another that I hear constantly on respected TV newscasts, is when they use the word "Entitled" as in, "the book ENTITLED 'War and Peace'"--proper word in that instance would be "TITLED". Entitled means one has a right to something.

That and "Basically" used every other word by a lot of people.

[MRSOUND]

Buzz word
Don't burn unnecessary calories on that....
Flavor of the month

[El Camexican]

Whenever I would say "So I've been thinking" as a kid my dad would say; "Does it hurt?"

Now as a parent when my kids says it I reply; "Good for you! I was wondering when you were going to start"

When my wife says it I say; "Yea, I thought I smelt smoke" (I sleep on the couch a lot:lol:)

[bkm]

My wife usually follows it up with "oh this can't be good".

[atc007]

Just rebuilt, at least 85% of the time. It needed rebuilt.. Retard...Really? I have "4 " in my home alone. Work their asses off every second of every day just to see the sunset,only to have "blessed,healthy" people knock them down with their words...WHY??? Wish I knew,,

[Joseph Farrow]

People saying "Fer" instead of "For".....
People saying Di'ent instead of Didn't....
People saying Buc'et instead of Bucket....
People saying But'en instead of Button....
Even Your President of the US of A says FER. It just drives me Crazy!

[Caminofeld]

"Assault rifle", "assault weapon", "armor piercing ammunition", pretty much every term cooked up by the gun ban crowd to scare the public.

[Caminofeld]

OMG, I'm reading through the thread and realized I say some of those words and phrases! Now I know everybody on here hates me and I'm never going to Trikefest:'( #Isuckatlife #Ihavenofriends

[Mr. Clean]

Political Correct or any derivation of such phrase

hipster

high motor

hes a football player

physicality

[ironchop]

You better show up Caminofeld

I'll bet we all have WAY better conversation s outside of the internet..chuckle

We a have very similar interests

[Jmoozy27]

People saying "Fer" instead of "For".....
People saying Di'ent instead of Didn't....
People saying Buc'et instead of Bucket....
People saying But'en instead of Button....
Even Your President of the US of A says FER. It just drives me Crazy!

If I say any of these it's ok because I have been in Louisiana my entire life, have webbed feet, and gills behind my ears.

I'm not a real fan of:

"that's what she said" unless it really makes sense and is funny
"You can't fix stupid" because it's obvious
"It'll make a terd" no one wants to hear that when they are eating

[onformula1]

Can't stand-

I heard that.

The word "like" especially when used 47 times in one sentence!

Anything word- The Real Housewives of any city say more than 1-27 times in one sentence!

How about people that say- "Full Throttle Powerband", you know they have never ridden anything.

He used to be a- "Factory Sponsored Rider" Yeah, him and 151,397 others! Who sponsored him?...The Playdough Factory? There have not been that many Factory Sponsored Riders in any sport in history 2-3-4 wheels.

The word- "Fourstroke"...That was a joke! :lol:

The word- Hashtag

[onformula1]

I like funny perverted slang, like "gonna get a lil' stanky on ma hangdown", "dropping f***ing loads all over your F***ing glasses" (thank you Nick Manning), "wit ma d'ickuh", etc. Moderators please delete if inappropriate.

IMHO one of the funniest movie scenes ever (referencing the quote above)...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4utAnqqfLEw

Are you a Howard Stern fan?

[Racer-X]

What about " progressive" you always hear that word and it always implies that its a good thing. Were progressive, Be progressive, you're racist if you don't agree with me and your not progressive. . What about cancer being progressive? Is that a good thing? Is it cool if your tooth decay is progressing? What if your local gang territory is progressive? Were sorry mister johnson, your infection is progressive so were going to have to amputate your you know what. Oh, Now progressive doesnt sound so good does it? Its a stupid word that the media hijacked and twisted into meaning good,great,,better than before, new and improved,ect.........

[Caminofeld]

Are you a Howard Stern fan?

I find him a little annoying, but he definitely has his moments and was actually a really nice down-to-earth guy when I met him. Good catch though, I only know who Nick Manning is through his show and my best friend's Dad's massive VHS porn stash that we used to steal from in middle school.

[greenhuman]

"Moving forward" as in the coach saying on TV we are sorry half the team was found out to be on the juice but after counselling we are "moving forward"

[onformula1]

My wife usually follows it up with "oh this can't be good".

Sounds familiar.

[Mosh]

Hands up don't shoot...
( I thought the command always was (stop or I will shoot)

I can't breath... (quit running from the law then)

(Save for)....

(Taxes)...
Anybody that talks in plural..

Ise disnt doose nussins..
Weese innosense
Ize gos nose rights. ..

And lastly....I miss those damn signs on store doors that read..
( we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone!)

[86T3]

I love this thread, I have more pet peeves than anyone alive. Here's a couple off top of my head

Ax. As in "I axed you a question." In college I had a intense hatred for all Long Islanders because of this.

Selfie. I swear this one defines the stupidity of our society. Every picture is a "selfie" now, even if someone else took the picture! Arg!

[atc300r]

Can I Ax you a question ,Or I need to Ax you something. My sons friends used to say "that's random"just about everytime Id talk to them or ask them something that was relevant to what they were doing . Sup, I worked with a lady that used to say "where you at" "what is you doing "

[83ATC185]

How bout "terrorist attack" or "war on terror".........i`m not afraid fackface ! GTFO of here ........you (gov.) created that BS to frighten me ? i`m not scared !

I've said for a long time, there's no such thing as terrorists only scared people.

People that say "you know what i mean?" after saying something a 5 year old could understand. Said like that, makes me feel like they think I'm stupid or something.

[El Camexican]

Ax. As in "I axed you a question." In college I had a intense hatred for all Long Islanders because of this.

Don't complain, it could have been worse...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DrRE1LDY_U

[keister]

Seems like everyone is just adding "ie" to the end of words now to make up dumb new words. It annoys me to no end.

No, I have never worn a "hoodie."
I will also never eat a "smoothie" just because I hate the word.
But you know who would eat a smoothie? a "foodie."

I heard a commerical the other day containing the phrase "melty cheese."
"Melty" is not an adjective!!

I detest the phrase "Comfort food"......
and even moreso, "hot mess."

I am now annoyed at myself for typing all that. "#hashtagendofrant"

[atc300r]

Rappers make up a lot of dumb words when they try to rhyme everything. Couple words from a few years ago phat and stooped . Also hate whats happone.

[ironchop]

Seems like everyone is just adding "ie" to the end of words now to make up dumb new words. It annoys me to no end.

No, I have never worn a "hoodie."
I will also never eat a "smoothie" just because I hate the word.
But you know who would eat a smoothie? a "foodie."

I heard a commerical the other day containing the phrase "melty cheese."
"Melty" is not an adjective!!

I detest the phrase "Comfort food"......
and even moreso, "hot mess."

I am now annoyed at myself for typing all that. "#hashtagendofrant"


I hate "melty" too



the other day some bouncy post-teen empowered female social justice princess was trying to sell me a new multivitamin.

They called it One-a-Day "Gummies"......fuggin GUMMIES!!!
I hate the word gummies......Does a bag of Haribo look nutritious to you? No?
Who the F@#K says "I would really like to add a multivitamin to my diet but none of them taste good enough to chew them. What I really want is my medicine to taste like candy and since I still eat chewable childrens aspirin and Flinstones vitamins, why cant I have a Gummy Calcium pill?"

Panzy-assed people say that, that`s who.

no need for a glass of water......just gummie your nutrients down just like a two-year old. Maybe wash it down with a Sunny D or a Capri Sun while your at it. Next week, general Foods will announce it`s new product for adults on the go....Veggie Rollups and Super Sized Lunchables for the 40-something crowd. I can`t wait for Gerber adult food in bigger jars or maybe we can use a breast pump to fill our glass of sweet tea and then put a nipple on it.

News Flash, Trendsters.......they already make vitamins and minerals that taste good when you chew them. It`s called FOOD.

Maybe Bud Light should design a 16oz. Sippy Cup so we don`t have to grow up.

[Mr. Clean]

Maybe Bud Light should design a 16oz. Sippy Cup so we don`t have to grow up.



^^ This right here. I am all IN.

[El Camexican]

Box Cutter - Prior to 911 they were called Utility Knives, but I guess CNN had to dumb it down.

Deplane - As in Ladies and Gentlemen we will begin "deplaning" as soon as the Captain turns of the seatbelt sign. What ever happened to disembarking?

While you ponder that I have to go deshit.

[poolieZerUK]

Phrases bandied about by politicians such as

"Hard working families"

"The squeezed middle"

"Greedy bankers"

To anyone who lives in the real world these people are painfully unbelievable to watch.

[poolieZerUK]

Made up U.S. words such as "deplaning"
:lol:

[clmeue37]

When people use ect instead of etc. Bugs the heck out of me.

[ebaccm26]

Supposably


That one seems really common here in Michigan. It is usually followed by something else equally as stupid.


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[ironchop]

"bourgeois".......no, using this word doesn`t make you sound worldly or educated at all or even French

it means "middle class"

using a fancy French word to describe everyone who lives in your subdivision does not make your friends or your subdivision any more interesting or hip.

it only makes you sound like either a militant communist wannabe or an XL Douche....which is, arguably, the same thing

[tri again]

wow. 4 pages in a day and a half?
Maybe we can change the world. (for the better)
Glad this has remained 'g' rated.
Nuke u ler...
da guy with finger on button can't pronounce it correctly?
as in sunny and 'kew u ler' (sunny and clear)
ever 'kew u ler.' (ever clear)
new and kew ler

I thought about a thread of funny things kids say, as in little kids.
Daughter age 4 kept saying she wanted to go to 'you see um'.
We had been talking about the museum.

I must admit, some local colloquialisms are kinda cute but I simply canNOT stand...
an "R" where there is none and eliminating the 'r' where it belongs, often in the same sentence.

new yawk?
chiner (china with an r)
and these are often newscasters who went to school to learn to tawk.

[Jmoozy27]

"bourgeois".......no, using this word doesn`t make you sound worldly or educated at all or even French

it means "middle class"

using a fancy French word to describe everyone who lives in your subdivision does not make your friends or your subdivision any more interesting or hip.

it only makes you sound like either a militant communist wannabe or an XL Douche....which is, arguably, the same thing

That's funny I know a lot of Bourgeois' I have never heard it used to describe a group of people. Although, the Bourgeois' that I know are all pretty much middle class. Kind of like the Moutons. Bourgeois is a surname and the only time you here it used singular is as follows:
Hey Bourgeois, grab ya boy a beer!!! Or Dammit Bourgeois, take a lap!!!

[El Camexican]

Made up U.S. words such as "deplaning"
:lol:
Let's give credit where credit is due...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x_QbVDlLbI

[tri again]

and why is everything deployed now?
cheeze, ketchup, deploy the tarp when it rains?

[86T3]

I spend a lot of time in the south it really makes me scratch my head when I hear "Ink pen". Wtf? What other kind of pen is there?

[Jmoozy27]

I spend a lot of time in the south it really makes me scratch my head when I hear "Ink pen". Wtf? What other kind of pen is there?

Ink pen, eye glasses, etc. Has anyone ever heard of a "hose pipe"?

[El Camexican]

Toothbrush - Should be Teethbrush, unless you do meth

Anytime someone asks: "Did you get a hair cut?" I say, "No, I got them all cut"

[tri again]

I spend a lot of time in the south it really makes me scratch my head when I hear "Ink pen". Wtf? What other kind of pen is there?

"2 am in the morning" ring a bell?
On a side note, NASA spent 12 million $ on a pen that would write in zero gravity.
Ya know what the russian space agency did?
They brought pencils.

"back in the back back there" is a northwest favorites and
"the kiddzzes (mom, dad, whatever)

EDIT:
"take a left at the stop and go light", is also new to me, but may qualify for honorable mention.

[83ATC185]

Where's the ATM machine? :lol::lol:

[keister]

I spend a lot of time in the south it really makes me scratch my head when I hear "Ink pen". Wtf? What other kind of pen is there?

Fountain pen, felt tip pen, pen light, dog pen, hog pen.......

But I had a similar conversation at work yesterday when someone asked for a "lead pencil."
Technically, it's graphite, but does he really think I would have given him a grease pencil or something?

But yes, these redundancies are unnecessary. "Tuna fish" always bugs me.
ALL TUNA IS FISH, there's no need to specify.

[Billy Golightly]

Selfie.

I can't believe its in the dictionary now. I can't even hardly pronounce it in my head as I read the word. Its the most juvenile trailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro of a word I think I've ever heard.

[keister]

What about "Evil Doers"?

I remember hearing the phrase a lot after 9/11. Actually, not sure I dislike it - I just find it rather odd.
Just can't imagine a real-life conversation:

"What did you do yesterday?"
"Evil"
"You did evil?"
"Why yes, I am an evil doer"
"So is that, like.... your occupation"
"No, it's more of a hobby than a job. My friends and I get together and do evil. Some of my relatives are evil doers too"
"What sort of evil do you typically do?"
"Mostly terror, sometimes atrocities, depends on my mood really"..........

[clmeue37]

Tomorrow is not spelled tomarrow. Another one I've seen lately is "defiantly" used as the word "definitely". I'm no college English professor but commonly misspelled words really bother me. Chalk it up to social media and our wonderful K-12 education system here in the US.

[83ATC185]

Selfie.

I can't believe its in the dictionary now. I can't even hardly pronounce it in my head as I read the word. Its the most juvenile trailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro of a word I think I've ever heard.

"lifehack" has been added as well. The word "Ingenuity" must be too complicated. I haven't looked at a dictionary in a while. What i found today was just another facet of life completely ruined by ignorance.

I need to crawl in a hole somewhere this changing world blows my mind and I'm only 24 years old.

[Caminofeld]

"bourgeois"

Maybe it was a Baltimore black culture thing only, but I have heard the term "Boujie" used in place of Bourgeois on many occasions...although they seem to use it to describe pretentious rich white people. I don't know, I usually just smile and nod (my usual solution to awkward moments, conversational disagreements, etc).

I don't know if anyone is aware of the "hon" culture in Baltimore, but it actually has it's own language/dictionary that can be bough in stores.

[manbearpig]

Know what I am sayin.

guilty as charged on this one.


but really though, know what im sayin?

[Jmoozy27]

Or even better, "U hurd me"?

Not by choice man.

[ironchop]

did I say "Aha Moment" yet?

yes?

well I`ll say it again because the lady in the booth behind me at lunch just now with yoga pants on just told her friend that she had one.

and since I HATE THAT S#!T SO MUCH, I`ll mention it twice

[ironchop]

Toothbrush - Should be Teethbrush, unless you do meth

Anytime someone asks: "Did you get a hair cut?" I say, "No, I got them all cut"

In some cultures, it is pronounced "Toofbrush".....and by cultures, I mean what you think I mean

[hadar]

How about ''fashion faux pas'' Or my first ''foray'' into... God I hate these and most of what has been posted so far.

[Red Rider]

I agree with the baby bump one. Also, any famous couples' names combined, which turns them into an entity, such as Ben & Jennifer (Beniffer), or Brad & Angelina (Brangelina).

And while were on this topic, these 3 terms that I frequently see on here drive me nuts: Swinger, kicker, & triples.

[manbearpig]

Hope this is within the theme of this thread...

theres a lyric in a song on the radio right now that really grinds my gears...

"i knew my rent was gon' be late about a week ago... I work my ass off, i still cant pay it though... But i got just enough to get up in this club... yadda yadda"

really? cant pay the rent, but still somehow has 'just enough' to get up in the club? whatever the eff that means... and this is what kids listen to on the radio on their way to school? start the generations of welfare recipients young...



....know what im sayin?

[Mr. Clean]

....know what im sayin?

Not only do I know wut yur saying but I am fellin ya 2.

[ironchop]

Ima bounce all up in my crib and kiss my boo right in da mouff!

[manbearpig]

Not only do I know wut yur saying but I am fellin ya 2.


thank you for felling me and not feeling me. Word.... or is is werd...or wurd? i never figured that one out.

[YTZ drew]

Bae. I work with teenagers. They have the worst vocabularies of any living organisms.

"In my mind" as in, "I was thinking, in my mind..." No kidding, I figured you were thinking with your spleen...

adding -aholic to the end of anything one can be addicted to or overuse. Anyone else here use too much saltahol? Or do too much shopahol-ing?

and any/all corporate bullcrap words that come up in meetings, like synnergy, low hanging fruit, symposium, over-arching, paradigm-shift, macro, etc...

and of course, ECT.

[hadar]

I thought "Bromance" was funny the first time I heard it but it has since lost it's luster.

Don't forget to "Go Green" ARRRHHHH! I hate that phrase the most. It's so stupid GO GREEN.

[El Camexican]

Today I'm having lunch with a work buddy and were fixing to leave when he says "Hang on, I've got to take a sh*t"

So it dawns on me, when has anyone ever taken anything from a restroom? So why don't people say "I have to leave a sh*t"?

I feel sorry for people who are trying to learn English as a second language.:lol:

Toefl Test question#39
Q:"Out of the blue this guy runs into the john takes a sh*t, doesn't flush or wash his hands and vanishes into thin air"
- Identify all nouns and explain what took place in 50 words or less.

[El Camexican]

fiddy dolla

[tripledog]

Recanize. For Reals?

[briano]

Newbies, xpesialy wen thy ask a qstn abt smthg with short hand text crap. Idk why but it bothers the hell out of me. And then end the question with #fed up #moneypit. This ain't twitter, or texting your lil pals!!!!!!!

[keister]

Amazeballs??!!

[86T3]

did I say "Aha Moment" yet?

yes?

well I`ll say it again because the lady in the booth behind me at lunch just now with yoga pants on just told her friend that she had one.

and since I HATE THAT S#!T SO MUCH, I`ll mention it twice

You reminded me that I hate the name,"yoga pants." First of all, it's spandex. Second, they're half a step up from wearing sweatpants. Third, 3/4 of the women wearing them have no business in skin tight clothing, let alone skin tight clothing in awkward poses. Fourth, I can't think of another but I hate them so I need a fourth. 215833

[Mr. Clean]

Another word I could live without "butthurt".......


You reminded me that I hate the name,"yoga pants." First of all, it's spandex. Second, they're half a step up from wearing sweatpants. Third, 3/4 of the women wearing them have no business in skin tight clothing, let alone skin tight clothing in awkward poses. Fourth, I can't think of another but I hate them so I need a fourth. 215833

The 1/4 that do have business wearing them makes up for the other 3/4. :Bounce :drool:

I like the pic of you with all those women doing yoga with a beer and cig, well played sir.

[manbearpig]

Fourth, I can't think of another but I hate them so I need a fourth.

4th.... PERIOD PANTS

[Mr. Clean]

Dickering. Negotiate is the word.

If you show up at my house and want to "dicker", I will be forced to ask you to leave.

[86T3]

Another word I could live without "butthurt".......



The 1/4 that do have business wearing them makes up for the other 3/4. :Bounce :drool:

I like the pic of you with all those women doing yoga with a beer and cig, well played sir.

It isn't me, but that guy and I could be twins. Minus the cigarette

[Scootertrash]

Dickering. Negotiate is the word.

If you show up at my house and want me to "dicker", I will be forced to ask you if you brought your wife or girlfriend.

There FIFY

[ironchop]

Vuvuzela....it made Soccer suck.

[The_Steve_Man]

Game changer drives me insane. Everything is a damn game changer!

[tripledog]

"Professional Wrestling".

[oldskool83]

EPIC...nothing is epic, it is what it is.

[MRSOUND]

Breakin news! So I've been thinking, I was watching TV and there was a terror alert and the po-po were chasing this hipster who was just cray cray! He was wearing a hoodie while holding an engineer with a baby bump hostage with a box cutter all the while taking a selfie, OMG! This was epic if ya ax me,ya know what I'm saying? Evidently he was butthurt and a hot mess when someone stole his ink pen during his staycation which was the real game changer. I really think the ink pen was low hanging fruit and he'd be madder about the trike that was advertised as just needing the carb cleaned that he bought. I could care less, LOL, moving forward I had that aha moment, I could have been watching professional wrestling! #how's that? #how do you like me now? #hashtag
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[tripledog]

I'm feelin' ya.

[El Camexican]

I'm feelin' ya.

Let's qualify that by saying that it depends who said it and where their hand was at the time.:naughty:

[tripledog]

Let's qualify that by saying that it depends who said it and where their hand was at the time.:naughty:

Unfortunately, I was talking to myself.

[El Camexican]

Unfortunately, I was talking to myself.

My proctologist repeatedly uses that exact phrase during my yearly visits. I still can't figure out how he manages to conduct the digital exam with both his hands on my shoulders:wondering

[Red Rider]

"My bad."

That phrase is usually emitted from a teen's mouth after they've screwed something up. How about saying, "I'm sorry" you lazy fricken idiot?

[Red Rider]

I still can't figure out how he manages to conduct the digital exam with both his hands on my shoulders:wonderingDoes he put on one of those one-fingered latex gloves?

[tripledog]

My proctologist repeatedly uses that exact phrase during my yearly visits. I still can't figure out how he manages to conduct the digital exam with both his hands on my shoulders:wondering

During my last exam, the doctor told me I was going to have to stop "pleasuring myself". When I asked why, he replied "Because I am trying to examine you!".

[El Camexican]

Does he put on one of those one-fingered latex gloves?

Not sure, he's always behind me and the only mirror is on the roof.

[tripledog]

Cover your six. That's just stewped.

[Scootertrash]

Not sure, he's always behind me and the only mirror is on the roof.

Not to mention that ridiculously large finger of his!!!!

[ironchop]

"Bestie" or the newest "bezzy" as the hyphenated solution for the troublesome to pronounce and often misspelled "best friend"

Bes-tie bez-zie......yes obviously less syllables to pronounce than "best friend" and therefore a cute, yet brilliant shortcut for such a cumbersome phrase.

Some highschool females are really butchering the English language....that's English spelled with a heart as the dot over the letter "i"

[6speedthumper]

"I need a line-up." ~ You mean, you need an alignment?

"How much for twin-lines?" ~ You mean, how much for dual exhaust?


When you say, thank you, come again, see you later; and all you get is a "uh-huh".

"I seen that", or, "I done saw that". Apparently, that is how they teach English-lit in this part of the south.

Anyone that sees something "interesting" and they say " hash-tag (fill in blank)"