Ex- Subway spokesman Jared Fogle

[tripledog]

Question: When is it bedtime at the Fogle residence? Answer: When the big hand is on the little hand.

I don't write the jokes, I just recycle them... I am an equal opportunity offender.

[Scootertrash]

He ended his career the same way he started it: Trying to get into pants that were too small for him.

[tripledog]

^^^ Too funny! I never heard that one before, but you can bet I will use it. Thanks!

[Scootertrash]

Anything I can do to help out. ; )

[Chopsaw]

I heard he liked to shop at Walmart , because the have boys pants half off .

[tripledog]

His idea of a perfect ten is two 5 year olds...

[El Camexican]

On the outside he could chose to have a 6" or a 12", but pretty soon his shower mates will be making that decision for him.

[tripledog]

His last date was ate before she was seven.

[tripledog]

On the outside he could chose to have a 6" or a 12", but pretty soon his shower mates will be making that decision for him.

Bet he ends up being served a "5 holler foot long".

[Bren_downe]

Bet he ends up being served a "5 holler foot long".

… double meat

[onformula1]

Pretty soon he will be yelling, "Hold the Mayo" I am on a diet!

[tripledog]

Why does he exclusively date twenty five year olds? Because there's twenty of them.