TF 2016 Quote Thread

[86T3]

We were all at the beach an Fahhbio pointed across the bank and said, "Look over there, I think it's a Chupacabrahhh." I said, "No, I think it's a weiner dog." He replied, "Yea, that or a Chupacabrahhh."

A couple guys waded over and found that it was a local's dog on the other side of the creek, no wieners were hurt or tripped over jn this story

[MRSOUND]

Leaving the shoe tree "Star Vader" pulling and pulling on the recoil to start to no avail. 10 yr old swinger "you want help?" Star "yes". he walks over to the trike, slides the switch and says "first you got to turn it on" we lost it!

[coolpool]

Leaving the shoe tree "Star Vader" pulling and pulling on the recoil to start to no avail. 10 yr old swinger "you want help?" Star "yes". he walks over to the trike, slides the switch and says "first you got to turn it on" we lost it!

Was there a little alcohol involved blurring the vision, lol?

[atctim]

"Just wait until I install two more secret crank valves"

[MRSOUND]

Was there a little alcohol involved blurring the vision, lol?

I don't think so but In all fairness she is new to the sport and did really well, just one of those times and to be called out by 10yr old was just icing on the cake. It was actually midday ride stop and not one of the nighttime "gatherings"

[keister]

One triker handing his friend a smooth hand picked river rock as a gift:

"Otters give rocks to their life mates."

I was both touched and disturbed

[mollie8000]

sit still here comes the camp skunk

[thestud25]

One triker handing his friend a smooth hand picked river rock as a gift:

"Otters give rocks to their life mates."

I was both touched and disturbed


That was ne to Joe. Lol!!!!

[Eric250R]

"Just wait until I install two more secret crank valves"

Lmao....and don't forget the switches !!

[JacobMonster]

Dad: So, is that your granddaughter?

Howdy: No, that's my daughter

I felt so bad for my Dad but it was hilarious.
Him and Howdy are close to the same age and my Dad is a grandpa (im 19, my sister is 30 something, its her child)
Dads first TF X'D
And that was after Howdy was kind enough and the boy that was with him, to tow our 200X out of the Back Bone

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[matt3x]

overheard at a campsite...

"that girl is hotter than two hamster's bangin' in a wool sock in summer"

[fabiodriven]

It could have been chupacabra. You don't know it wasn't.

The scene is me adjusting the suspension on my 480R for a precise and consistent launch at the drag strip (whaling on my triple clamps with a mallet to lower the front end). The Stud walks up and says "What are you lowering your suspension?"

I Get really into what I'm doing when I'm working on something and God help you if you stop me even for an important reason. I took a deep breath and the absolute nicest thing I could say was "Boy nothing gets by you eh?"


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[MattDragontamer]

Trikefest 2016 - The year of the Parking Brake

- Down at the river -

Person1: AH! What was that, something bit me!
Person2: Just minnows, they think your leg hair is food.
Person3: I hear that there are these minnows that will swim up stream if you pee in the water.
Person1: I'M OUT!


- Thursday Morning after the STORM! -
Me: Morning Mike!
Mr.Sound: Morning Matt!
Me: I see you survived the night...
Mr.Sound: Not quite, my canopy on my tent blew off, it's all wet in there. I gabed my stuff and had to sleep all wet in the trailer. See, it's quite the puddle in there. Mind giving my a hand to turn it over?
Me: Sure.
- Pulling the pins and started to turn it over.
Me: Hey look, that's where you should have been, it's dry under the tent...
Mr.Sound: ... ... trailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro OFF MATT!


- The sun was setting and the rain started -

Camexican: (Looking at Fabio and myself sitting in the back of Fabio's camper) You know, you guys look like twins standing there with your red shirts and dark shorts.
Fabio and I: (At the same time coss our arms)
Camexican and others: (Burst out laughting)


- The unmanned probe incident - The persons involved shall be kept nameless

Person 1 - (Pokes his head into the doorway of the camper) Hey! "Person 2" you own a Big Red Right?
Person 2 - Yea...?
Person 1 - Well, it just rolled down the hill and into the truck down there.
Person 2 - 233030


- NOPE! -

Weezy: Pull up a chair Matt!
Me: I'll have to go get one...
Weezy: No need, here use this one. (hand me an old aluminum and clear colored tube chair)
Me: (Looks at it and starts calculating the possibility of braking the chair.) You know I weigh a lot right?
Weezy: You'll be fine.
Me: Ok... (easing into the chair, the feeling of the metal bending and squeaking of the rivets struggling to hold things together)
Me: (getting up rapidly) NOPE!

- I love nature -

Person 1 - I love it out here, nature is great!
Person 1 - OUCH! (slaps neck) trailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro'N Mosquito!

[86T3]

Ben and Diane were gracious enough to let us stay in their camper but as we all know, no good deed goes unpunished. The first morning Diane and my wife were sitting at the table, Diane was facing our bed. I sat up and said, "Diane, how do you feel about morning wood? She had to leave cause she couldn't quit looking

[fabiodriven]

I wouldn't have left.


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[captainweezy]

Ben and Diane were gracious enough to let us stay in their camper but as we all know, no good deed goes unpunished. The first morning Diane and my wife were sitting at the table, Diane was facing our bed. I sat up and said, "Diane, how do you feel about morning wood? She had to leave cause she couldn't quit looking

So far this one gets the award. Lmao

[Billy Golightly]

Ben and Diane were gracious enough to let us stay in their camper but as we all know, no good deed goes unpunished. The first morning Diane and my wife were sitting at the table, Diane was facing our bed. I sat up and said, "Diane, how do you feel about morning wood? She had to leave cause she couldn't quit looking
Lmfao.....oh my god deep breath hahahaha hahaha wheeze choke haha hahahaha

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[Billy Golightly]

Trikefest 2016 - The year of the Parking Brake

- Down at the river -

Person1: AH! What was that, something bit me!
Person2: Just minnows, they think your leg hair is food.
Person3: I hear that there are these minnows that will swim up stream if you pee in the water.
Person1: I'M OUT!


- Thursday Morning after the STORM! -
Me: Morning Mike!
Mr.Sound: Morning Matt!
Me: I see you survived the night...
Mr.Sound: Not quite, my canopy on my tent blew off, it's all wet in there. I gabed my stuff and had to sleep all wet in the trailer. See, it's quite the puddle in there. Mind giving my a hand to turn it over?
Me: Sure.
- Pulling the pins and started to turn it over.
Me: Hey look, that's where you should have been, it's dry under the tent...
Mr.Sound: ... ... trailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro OFF MATT!


- The sun was setting and the rain started -

Camexican: (Looking at Fabio and myself sitting in the back of Fabio's camper) You know, you guys look like twins standing there with your red shirts and dark shorts.
Fabio and I: (At the same time coss our arms)
Camexican and others: (Burst out laughting)


- The unmanned probe incident - The persons involved shall be kept nameless

Person 1 - (Pokes his head into the doorway of the camper) Hey! "Person 2" you own a Big Red Right?
Person 2 - Yea...?
Person 1 - Well, it just rolled down the hill and into the truck down there.
Person 2 - 233030


- NOPE! -

Weezy: Pull up a chair Matt!
Me: I'll have to go get one...
Weezy: No need, here use this one. (hand me an old aluminum and clear colored tube chair)
Me: (Looks at it and starts calculating the possibility of braking the chair.) You know I weigh a lot right?
Weezy: You'll be fine.
Me: Ok... (easing into the chair, the feeling of the metal bending and squeaking of the rivets struggling to hold things together)
Me: (getting up rapidly) NOPE!

- I love nature -

Person 1 - I love it out here, nature is great!
Person 1 - OUCH! (slaps neck) trailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro'N Mosquito!
Matt your picture with the truck/hill incident is priceless my god I got a laughing spell on that one too

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[fabiodriven]

Matt your picture with the truck/hill incident is priceless my god I got a laughing spell on that one too

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Her poor truck, lol. That would have been so much funnier had it made it into the pond instead.

[El Camexican]

The word "infarto" became part of the TF dictionary this year.

[conbon]

Matt's quote from another person that he shared in the "good, bad, and ugly" thread worth putting in here?


"It was commented to me that "If you have a problem with how we do things, go back to your communist Canada" by a certain couple"

-Connor