I think this will fit....

[Scootertrash]

nicely in this forum:

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[tripledog]

A little joke I borrowed from another website...

A man in a crowded bar stands on a table and exclaims "All lawyers are assholes!". Another man says "I resent that remark." The first man asks "Why, are you a lawyer?", to which the second man responds, "No sir; I am an asshole.".

[DAM shop]

How about this one tripledog,

Why do midgets giggle when they play soccer?


Because the grass tickles their balls..

[tripledog]

What is the last thing that is done to a "Tickle Me Elmo" doll before it leaves the factory?


It is given 2 test tickles.

[DAM shop]

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your wife saying "your hair smells nice"