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11-28-2016, 06:43 PM
nicely in this forum:


11-28-2016, 09:52 PM
A little joke I borrowed from another website...

A man in a crowded bar stands on a table and exclaims "All lawyers are assholes!". Another man says "I resent that remark." The first man asks "Why, are you a lawyer?", to which the second man responds, "No sir; I am an asshole.".

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12-08-2017, 10:17 PM
How about this one tripledog,

Why do midgets giggle when they play soccer?

Because the grass tickles their balls..

12-09-2017, 07:49 AM
What is the last thing that is done to a "Tickle Me Elmo" doll before it leaves the factory?

It is given 2 test tickles.

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12-11-2017, 06:33 PM
When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your wife saying "your hair smells nice"