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Jesus
06-20-2017, 08:43 AM
Behold, I have returned.

Jesus
06-20-2017, 11:17 AM
Well Jesus just left Chicago ........and i guess he`s bound for Newwwwww Orlean's.............hey yeah yeah .......working from one to the other ........and all points in between !

It is good to see a young lamb partake in the ceremonious burning of the herb. Blessed are the buzzed, for only they can clearly see through the smoke saith the Lord.

Jd110
06-20-2017, 11:23 AM
Hi Jesus! Have you learned to swim yet, bud? Btw Jesus, I'm on your side:welcome:

Jesus
06-20-2017, 11:57 AM
Hi Jesus! Have you learned to swim yet, bud? Btw Jesus, I'm on your side:welcome:

Learn to swim you ask? For this I have no need as my Father allows me to walk on water, read the book. Blessed are all that are on his side saith the Lord.

Aulbaugh
06-20-2017, 12:03 PM
This is sad that this forum is turning into this. Little boys amongst men!

Jesus
06-20-2017, 12:23 PM
This is sad that this forum is turning into this. Little boys amongst men!

Those who see sadness in all things shall themselves be sad saith the Lord.

Jesus
06-20-2017, 12:26 PM
But Jesus .........now that the little budley`s are legal there are people on this site like Mickey Dumblap who would look down upon those who partake ..........thou should fack dem up .....Jesus ....

You speak of one who has sipped many kabs of fire water from the Devils cup and yet shuns those who burn my father’s Bud. For this he will one day answer, but lest we cast stones at those who are weak in the mind and the flesh whilst they walk amongst us as mortals. Thou shall not pass judgment others saith the Lord.

El Camexican
06-20-2017, 12:39 PM
Looks like our unruly behavior has attracted the attention of the authorities LOL!

Jesus
06-20-2017, 12:46 PM
Never saw a 350x that could keep up wit a 250R ........Buwahahahahaha !!!

All three wheelers are created equally in the eyes of God. Be they of 2 or 4 strokes, red, yellow, black, blue, white or green. Thou shall neither boast, nor roast of dyno results saith the Lord.

Jesus
06-20-2017, 01:04 PM
But Jesus ........i rode with a friend who had a 350X @ Glamis one day ..........after trying my 250R he thanked me for waiting ..........i saideth if i had been really riding thou would not seeth me all day .........BUWAhahahahaha !!

If God hast bestowed upon you the gift of a liquid R then you shall repay him tenfold with humility and not roost thy neighbor on his 350X saith the Lord.

Tri-Z 250
06-20-2017, 02:01 PM
Jesus just looking for a few words of blessings on the Summer race season. Poblissly some words of encouragement to bring out the goodness in us all. Reminding everyone the importance of the faith needed to carry the frist turn after the gate drops and keep it pinned(the Devil's brake check). Having the control to hold your line as the devil calls you to weave and hold off the faster Christian behind you. Make them believers to the faith that not everyone rides dirty and the followers of your faith share in its beliefs. Give your followers the power to reach out to each other freely to do away with the Devil's evil plan to divide the flock. Setting their smallness aside looking upwards to you to share in Heavens glow for 3wheelers. Thanks Jesus

Ghostv2
06-20-2017, 03:52 PM
This is sad that this forum is turning into this. Little boys amongst men!

Doesn't thou believe in thy Holy Ghost? That kind of thinking can get you shunned on this forum. Let Jesus take the wheel. Er, handlebars.

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Jesus
06-20-2017, 08:35 PM
Jesus just looking for a few words of blessings on the Summer race season. Poblissly some words of encouragement to bring out the goodness in us all. Reminding everyone the importance of the faith needed to carry the frist turn after the gate drops and keep it pinned(no brake checking). Having the control to hold your line as the devil calls you to weave and hold off the faster Christian behind you. Make them believers to the faith that not everyone rides dirty and the followers of your faith share in its beliefs. Give your followers the power to reach out to each other freely to do away with the Devil evil plan to divide the flock. Setting their smallness aside looking upwards to you to share in Heavens glow for 3wheelers. Thanks Jesus

The meek shall inherit the Earth, but the podium belongs to those who dare dance with the Devil. Try launching in second gear and keep the shiny side up saith the Lord.

El Camexican
06-21-2017, 01:12 AM
So tell us your holiness do you have an edit button?

fabiodriven
06-21-2017, 02:56 AM
I love this forum!

TrickShot
06-21-2017, 05:21 AM
So tell us your holiness do you have an edit button?

Um Hello....... It's Jesus, he don't need no edit button! :lol:

Jesus
06-21-2017, 09:14 AM
So tell us your holiness do you have an edit button?

The Lord’s words are not to be edited. They are final and pure. Covfefe saith the Lord.

Jesus
06-21-2017, 09:30 AM
I love this forum!

Love thy neighbor as you love your forum saith the Lord.

Jesus
06-21-2017, 09:33 AM
Jesus .......tell us about the lies NASA keeps shoving up our arse on the dark side of the Moon ! ...........and the $40 billion a yr. of our taxes they use on covert activities like launching nukes on the Moon to destroy building installations that they don`t want us to see............and tell us why we sit back and let all this BS to take place .......can i get an amen .......can you say Clementine .....Jesus ?

You seek many answers my child. Look deep into the eyes of a hungry dog, therein lie the answers to all life’s mysteries, but you must feed the dog or they will be replaced in your mind with the lies of man. Beware of the juice that runneth down the side of your face when you bite the apple of knowledge, for it too will stain your shirt . The truth is out there saith the Lord.

El Camexican
06-25-2017, 02:55 PM
Hello Jesus, I'm sure you have a lot going on with the coming rapture and forgiving some super star types of their sins, but can you spare a moment to tell us where you stand on the issue of Barnett's edit button?

barnett468
06-25-2017, 03:29 PM
But Jesus .........now that the little budley`s are legal there are people on this site like Mickey Dumblap who would look down upon those who partake...
Yes, because it is far more blessed to be a raging alcoholic! https://www.mustang.org.au/forum/Smileys/smilies/th_smilies.gif




..........thou should fack dem up .....Jesus ....Pardon the intrusion but the correct term is "smite". Hoosier Daddy



OMG...I think I just got an aneurysm!

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PREVIOUS KAWASAKI INTERNATIONAL R & D PROJECT ENGINEER AND ATV DEPARTMENT SUPERVISOR AND THE ONLY PERSON ON 3WW WITHOUT AN EDIT BUTTON OR A STAR OR THE BLESSING OF THE ALMIGHTY :lol:

Jesus
06-26-2017, 09:02 AM
Hello Jesus, I'm sure you have a lot going on with the coming rapture and forgiving some super star types of their sins, but can you spare a moment to tell us where you stand on the issue of Barnett's edit button?

For all that is in the world, the desires of the flesh and the desires of the eyes and pride in possessions is not from the Father but is from the world. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s edit button saith the Lord.