The Nico Suave thread

[knappyfeet]

The unofficial thread to the Nico Suave Corporation

Sensing some hate lately.........es no bueno


"The price you pay....for being a jigalo"


edit........... the official theme song


https://youtu.be/fpK_Ext2AeI

"Nico Suave.....Be Part Of Something Bigger"

[El Camexican]

You’ll be hearing from our lawyers.... as soon as we get some.

[captainweezy]

Merry Christmas Nico.

[86T3]

I heard that the flooding in Houston wasn't cause by Hurricane Harvey, what actually happened was Nico Suave made and unexpected visit and the women lost all control. Panty Soup by Nico Suave
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[tripledog]

as soon as we get some.

What Weinstein said...

[El Camexican]

I heard that the flooding in Houston wasn't cause by Hurricane Harvey, what actually happened was Nico Suave made and unexpected visit and the women lost all control. Panty Soup by Nico Suave
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LOL!!! Figured that guy in the video would be classified as a grade A panty wetter by the ladies.

[El Camexican]

Merry Christmas Nico.

Thank you! Same to you buddy!!!

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[DAM shop]

Was out shopping last night, sitting at a stop light looked over at the car next to me and said " Nico suave", my wife said "who". Kinda rolls off the tounge. Haha

[tripledog]

With all due respect to Tony Bennett, I left my shart in San Francisco.

[Scootertrash]

Now I have to wipe









The beer off of my phone!

Dang you dog!:lol:

[tripledog]

^^^ Wish I had a phone. Or beer, for that matter.

[knappyfeet]

Neeeeeeco......................................... ..............................Suaaaaaaave



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[tripledog]

Proof positive. Just sayin' ...

[lndy650]

no clue what this is all about but that video is funny! almost as funny as 86T3's comment lol

[El Camexican]

no clue what this is all about but that video is funny! almost as funny as 86T3's comment lol

Don’t feel bad. Understanding the Nico Suave brand is complicated. It’s like Nike, Rolex, Gucci, Mercedes, Tiffany’s, or Snap-On. You can’t truly comprehend what’s it’s like to share in the tribal mentality of the Nico Suave brand until you’ve atained one of our many products.

Once you’ve adorned your body with one of our clothing products you’ll become part of an exclusive club that ascends wealth, education, or any other social status that may have seemed previously unattainable.

When it comes to attracting the opposite sex you can turn a Steve Buscemi into a Brad Pitt with nothing more than a pair of Nico Suave signature socks and women have been rumored to have experienced orgasims by simply browsing our fall underwear catalogue.

Even something as simple as a Nico Suave decal can add as much as 3 horsepower to a three wheeler and countless dyno tests preformed by our in-house fashion engineers have proven tha not even a Crane Cam decal on a 250R can add that much power to a stock engine.

I sincerely hope this helps explain the mistique of our brand.

[lndy650]

good stuff lol...

[tripledog]

Pics don't lie...

[Scootertrash]

Don’t feel bad. Understanding the Nico Suave brand is complicated. It’s like Nike, Rolex, Gucci, Mercedes, Tiffany’s, or Snap-On. You can’t truly comprehend what’s it’s like to share in the tribal mentality of the Nico Suave brand until you’ve atained one of our many products.

Once you’ve adorned your body with one of our clothing products you’ll become part of an exclusive club that ascends wealth, education, or any other social status that may have seemed previously unattainable.

When it comes to attracting the opposite sex you can turn a Steve Buscemi into a Brad Pitt with nothing more than a pair of Nico Suave signature socks and women have been rumored to have experienced orgasims by simply browsing our fall underwear catalogue.

Even something as simple as a Nico Suave decal can add as much as 3 horsepower to a three wheeler and countless dyno tests preformed by our in-house fashion engineers have proven tha not even a Crane Cam decal on a 250R can add that much power to a stock engine.

I sincerely hope this helps explain the mistique of our brand.

I felt a stirring in my loins just reading that. :naughty:

[knappyfeet]

Don’t feel bad. Understanding the Nico Suave brand is complicated. It’s like Nike, Rolex, Gucci, Mercedes, Tiffany’s, or Snap-On. You can’t truly comprehend what’s it’s like to share in the tribal mentality of the Nico Suave brand until you’ve atained one of our many products.

Once you’ve adorned your body with one of our clothing products you’ll become part of an exclusive club that ascends wealth, education, or any other social status that may have seemed previously unattainable.

When it comes to attracting the opposite sex you can turn a Steve Buscemi into a Brad Pitt with nothing more than a pair of Nico Suave signature socks and women have been rumored to have experienced orgasims by simply browsing our fall underwear catalogue.

Even something as simple as a Nico Suave decal can add as much as 3 horsepower to a three wheeler and countless dyno tests preformed by our in-house fashion engineers have proven tha not even a Crane Cam decal on a 250R can add that much power to a stock engine.

I sincerely hope this helps explain the mistique of our brand.


LOLOLOLOL!!!

I wish I could like that 5 times!

"Nico Suave......Be Part Of Something Bigger"

That's the catch phrase!

[knappyfeet]

Pics don't lie...

and it smells irresistible to the ladys!!


"Nico Suave......Be Part Of Something Bigger"

[tripledog]

In regards to marketing, I've heard that William Shartner is an excellent pitch man. He also has the skills to defend Uranus from Klingons.

[knappyfeet]

streets


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[El Camexican]

streets


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Geez I hate to know what the part I can't see says :lol:

[lndy650]

249189he finally reveals himself. luckily his nurse wiped the drool from his face for the pic. glamy you lost weight buddy

[knappyfeet]

Looks like the mean streets of "National-nasty City ! ..........Filipino`s vs Indigenous Mexicans turf war ........only the cool kids wear Nico Suave bulges kit..........FOXES ! .........and den some jerk that works on sleds for $10/hr.and sucks the slime out his owners cork !


Nico Suave.........."be part of something bigger while you still can" .......the greatest generation Senior Suave Line!


......an den theres...... 249191

......an den theres..... 249191

[El Camexican]

streets


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I have to assume that’s Glamy’s reserved parking spot at the local head shop.

[Scootertrash]

I like turtles

[El Camexican]

Can you imagine .........people that smoke pot Nico ?............and they should be looked down upon ?.........and dare really scary ! .........ooooohhhhhh nnnnnooooo stoners ! .......forget about Ethiopia here`s a real foggen problem !

I look up to stoners...

























Cuz they’re high :lol:

[knappyfeet]

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"we no need no stinking mirror covers"

[Bob Smith]

Can you imagine .........people that smoke pot Nico ?............and they should be looked down upon ?.........and dare really scary ! .........ooooohhhhhh nnnnnooooo stoners ! .......forget about Ethiopia here`s a real foggen problem !

I wouldn't say they are scary but I know marijuana is a dangerous gateway drug and should be avoided at all cost.

[Scootertrash]

I wouldn't say they are scary but I know marijuana is a dangerous gateway drug and should be avoided at all cost.

:rolleyes:

In before glamy!!!!!:naughty::Bounce:Bounce:Bounce:welcome:: shiftyeyes:Hoosier Daddy

Maybe the gateway to overindulgence of Mountain Dew, Doritos, and Snickers bars.

[ironchop]

I wouldn't say they are scary but I know marijuana is a dangerous gateway drug and should be avoided at all cost.Cigarettes and soda pop today, heroin junkie with a trucker's dick in your mouth tomorrow. That's the flowchart, Bob.

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[Scootertrash]

I luv u glamy! No homo :naughty::lol:;)

[Scootertrash]

A girl walks into a bank with a big jar of change.

The teller says "My gosh, did you hoard all of this by yourself?"

The girl replies "Nope, my sister whored half of it"

Thanks fer stopping by! Don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses.:Bounce:Bounce:Bounce:Bounce:naughty::l ol::beer Thank You! Thank You!

[83ATC185]

Ah yes the damn devils lettuce. Quite possibly the last plant on earth that humans consume but haven't genetically modified(but they will), and the last vestige of free enterprise left in this country, to quote a classic.

[El Camexican]

Ah yes the damn devils lettuce. Quite possibly the last plant on earth that humans consume but haven't genetically modified(but they will), and the last vestige of free enterprise left in this country, to quote a classic.

Haven’t genetically modified? I think it might have been the first, no?

[83ATC185]

I was under the impression that it was just selectively bred, and big corporations haven't modified it the way that corn and vegetables are to produce fruits that are "better" , at least not yet. I could be wrong...

[Bob Smith]

The government and surgeon general have talked about the dangers of marijuana. If they say it's bad then that's all I need to hear.

[Bob Smith]

Agent Smith is of no relation, but I doubt he fully understands the dangers of drugs.

[Bob Smith]

No i don`t suppose he does ........Bob.......perhaps you should tell us about the dangers ...........of Drugs .....Bob ........I was in a traveling bowling league with my cousin who was a very good bowler. He began to experiment with marijuana and was showing up to tournaments under the influence and his game completely went away. He dropped 50 points off his average and that was unacceptable for our team so I was left with no choice but to drop him. He was a promising bowler who could have possibly toured with the PBA had he not fell victim to marijuana abuse and became addicted.

[bkm]

Oh good lord! Lol He didn't happen to get mixed up with heavy metal music by chance either did he Bob?

[El Camexican]

Probably started with over the counter pain killers like Aspirin or Advil and spiraled from there. That bowling sh*t takes its toll on the body!

[Scootertrash]

I think it's time that you guys learned the true dangers of the evil devil weed.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sbjHOBJzhb0

Here's the full movie.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=esfKfTBGadg

[ironchop]

Yes .........only a Mr. Bungle would ever smoke reefer in the lunch line at school........

Mostly because then you'd have to share it with everyone else in line. Not enough joint for that shyte.



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[Scootertrash]

Mostly because then you'd have to share it with everyone else in line. Not enough joint for that shyte.



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvGJvzwKqg0&feature=youtu.be

[El Camexican]

Don’t worry Glamy, I’m still here, just been busy driving through merica and eating vanilla dounuts. Catch you in a bit. :beer

[El Camexican]

Where is Damon?:wondering

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[Scootertrash]

Probably fell. It's hard to hang on to vertical pavement. :naughty:;)

[83ATC185]

Well that's just corny

[knappyfeet]

The Nico Suave corp must be venturing off to new ventures.......taco shops. Muy bueno!

The shop next door you need to buy.....they're selling Zero motorcycles. 10K for the FX. I was thinking about one for sometime......for the RV or something but the price seems high

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[El Camexican]

The Nico Suave corp must be venturing off to new ventures.......taco shops. Muy bueno!

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Looks like I need to start collecting royalties...