I'm going bald

[6spdls1z28]

The other day I realized my hair was getting long under my beanie so I decided to get my hair cut. Only to reveal I have a putting green starting on the top of my head. I'm not to worried about it I'll just Bic my head but my girl says I need hair for our wedding in November. Don't know about trying to grow my hair out to cover it. This is kind of a stupid post lol

[fabiodriven]

It's not a stupid post, I get it. Unfortunately you're going to have to inform your girl that your hair RSVP-ed that it can't make it. Being single when my hair gave up was tough for a bit, but I got over it. It happens all the time, no big deal really. Now I just carry sugar around with me and put it in the gas tanks of vehicles owned by men with flowing Swatland locks. No biggie.

[Shep1970]

Crap, i’ll have to get a locking gas cap——-

Shep

C’mon fab’s where’s the hawaii pics?

[3 Wheel Drive]

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[Scootertrash]

OP going fishing with a buddy:

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[El Camexican]

As males we were born with two bald heads. One grew hair and one didn’t.

If you think back you’ll soon realize that it was the consistently bald or “party head” that has been the most fun to use, so shouldn’t sheading the rug off your “non-party head” be a step in the right direction?

There’s also an aerodynamic advantaged to being bald that guys like Swatland will never appreciate and the money you’ll save on shampoo can be used to provide entertainment for “party head” if you so choose.

There always an upside, so when life gives you a coconut, make a pinacolata.

[El Camexican]

OP going fishing with a buddy:

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That guy is a dead ringer for my uncle LOL!

[6spdls1z28]

I do like the idea of being more aerodynamic. Now I can run to the fridge faster for a beer haha

[tripledog]

Anyone can grow hair, but it takes a real man to wear it out.

[El Camexican]

Anyone can grow hair, but it takes a real man to wear it out.

And these days carpet is out and hardwood is in.

[El Camexican]

Well i just passed my colon rectal screen .......... (i thought for sure they were gonna run the snake down my arse)..........so that means you can either feck me or floss your teeth with my sweaty butt hoe hairs and not get cancer !! .......right ? i know right ?

Sounds like someone’s hankering for a rim job. Too bad the hair that stops growing on your head usually sprouts up on your arse cheeks.

[Scootertrash]

Sounds like someone’s hankering for a rim job. Too bad the hair that stops growing on your head usually sprouts up on your arse cheeks.

Is that a tongue in cheek comment?

[Dirtweed]

Welcome to the club. Time for a trip to the barber and a 1.5 on the clippers.

[Scootertrash]

Well i just passed my colon rectal screen ..........


Does that mean you're a perfect arsehole? ;) :naughty: :lol: :beer

[coolpool]

6spd, this just means you've done quite a few u-turns under the sheets and wore it off. I for one am impressed!

[86T3]

As far as I can tell you have two choices, either the Hull Hogan skullet or Steve Austin bic job.
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Guess which one I'll be rocking?
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[big specht]

You will need to buy more hats cause you still need buffer between you head and the hard thing you are about to hit it on! Trust me I've been there and done that and that's why I always wear hats now lol