I was going to put this in the Delta thread, but it deserves it's own thread....WTF??

[Scootertrash]

Ya know, we used to joke about "You can't make this sh!t up"....


China Uses Anal Tests To Detect Omicron As COVID Variant Spreads Before Winter Olympics


https://www.newsweek.com/china-uses-anal-tests-omicron-covid-variant-spreads-beijing-2022-winter-olympics-1670625

[El Camexican]

Ya know, we used to joke about "You can't make this sh!t up"....




https://www.newsweek.com/china-uses-anal-tests-omicron-covid-variant-spreads-beijing-2022-winter-olympics-1670625

Old news. Some months ago when this first came out the American state department complained to the Chinese ambassador that it’s diplomats were being unfairly subject to these tests. They complained that they were 103 instances of this test being administered to American representatives. The Chinese immediately disputed the claim and insisted that only three diplomats had been subject to the test, but one of them, the American secretary of transportation returned 100 more times to be tested.

[ATC King]

It's a little different situation, but when I was an infant, I'm pretty certain when my mother thought I had a fever she put a thermometer in my hind end. Luckily, I don't remember it. I don't have the money to pay for that kind of long-term counseling.

[Scootertrash]

Old news. Some months ago when this first came out the American state department complained to the Chinese ambassador that it’s diplomats were being unfairly subject to these tests. They complained that they were 103 instances of this test being administered to American representatives. The Chinese immediately disputed the claim and insisted that only three diplomats had been subject to the test, but one of them, the American secretary of transportation returned 100 more times to be tested.

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You are correct sir!

However, this has been reinstated for visitors for the Olympics. Apparently being criticized the first time did no good.

Aside from that, why the fack would you use this method instead of just a nasal swab? Seriously

[El Camexican]

:lol::naughty::lol:

You are correct sir!

However, this has been reinstated for visitors for the Olympics. Apparently being criticized the first time did no good.

Aside from that, why the fack would you use this method instead of just a nasal swab? Seriously

All joking aside, the nasal tests are so inaccurate that you may as well just shove them up your azz.

[Scootertrash]

All joking aside, the nasal tests are so inaccurate that you may as well just shove them up your azz.

:lol::lol::beer

[kiser]

Lol that's true El Camexican!