View Full Version : Once upon a time.... Its story time, everyone contribute.

10-04-2002, 09:31 PM
I've seen this done on other boards and it gets pretty funny. I'll start off by posting a sentence and the next person to reply just goes off it with another sentence.

Here it is:

Once upon a time, well actually the time is 10:59 a.m. October 4, 1985, Lloyd goes to his local 3 wheeler dealer and buys a brand new...

Billy Golightly
10-04-2002, 09:36 PM
Kawasaki KXT250 Tecate, Yamaha YTZ250, and a Honda ATC250r. He also puts a down payment on the new ATC350X from Honda. Thus begins Lloyd's high performance threewheeler collection...

10-04-2002, 09:50 PM
which he promptly brings over to the house of ATCRYDER.

10-04-2002, 09:54 PM
But ATCRYDER turns down the trikes because he'd rather have a '87 200x, so Lloyd loads them up and goes to...

10-04-2002, 10:00 PM
the end of the road to look at a Honda 4 wheeler, and by an act of God, gets slammed into by a semi. ATCRyder goes out into the driveway to console the traumatized Tecate & Tri Z. He ebays the rest, and the people who buy them are...

10-04-2002, 10:14 PM
crazy because they don't know what ebay is since its 1985. Lloyd somehow survives the crash but the trikes don't, so he can't wait to get his new 350x the next day. On the way to the Honda dealer he spots a ...

10-04-2002, 10:20 PM
man named HOWDY.

(this should be interesting)

Billy Golightly
10-04-2002, 10:30 PM
Who said He'd trade Lloyd a mint condidtion KLT110 for his new 350X. Lloyd naturally...

10-04-2002, 10:33 PM
popped him in the mouth. Howdy sued Lloyd for his 23 year old wife, his Ferrari, his german shepard, a Tri ZInger and the 350x.

10-04-2002, 10:36 PM
Sadly, shortly after loosing the lawsuit, Lloyd passed away from injuries sustained in a drunken game of lawn darts gone wrong.

10-04-2002, 10:40 PM
Knowing Howdy's "great" luck, the German Shepard ate the Tri zinger, the 350x was stolen 2 days later, and the 23 year old lady drove away in the ferarri.

Billy Golightly
10-04-2002, 10:43 PM
A few days after the girl ran off in the Ferrarie, the dog relieved himself of what was left of the Zinger. Howdy got an idea and started taking threewheelers and selling parts off of them. At the grand opening of his shop they had a double celebration for the opening of the shop, and Lloyds death which recieved coverage from the local newspaper and the National Enquirer.

10-04-2002, 10:52 PM
With in a few weeks the shop was a sucess, all thanks to those first few "crappy" Tri zinger parts Howdy sold. He made enough money to buy a ....

Big Red83
10-04-2002, 10:56 PM
A ugly mud gray ford tarus, he later repaints it , chops off the back half, adds a third wheel, wanting to try out his new toy, he takes it to the local supermarket, where he meets......

Sorry for the editing

10-04-2002, 10:58 PM
---edited--- (too late on what he bought)

10-05-2002, 02:37 AM
some years went by and now its 1986. as it turn out llyod. wasnt really llyod.HES ART BELL. by now you know llyod is still alive. another one of arts (llyod) master plans. as it turns out art flew off tothe planet of bella and left howdy (his #1) here on earth to work on the plan. as art did his work on bella. in the dark of night art return to the out back of minn.and left howdy the the center piece of this MASTER PLAN. and said howdy take this to the island in the west and have these massproduced painted red. sell them across the land and all will be good. and howdy did.

10-05-2002, 12:37 PM
(continued from Big Red 83's post)

where he meets...
his long lost brother (Mr. ATC), they celebrate by going to a...

Big Red83
10-05-2002, 12:44 PM
by going to a mud raslin contest(Mr. atc's Idea), while they were there waiting in line to go for a round, A man(named pickles) notices that Mr.Atc had a.....

10-05-2002, 03:19 PM
Fine german automobile which could only make him a mob boss or some other criminal...

Billy Golightly
10-05-2002, 08:01 PM
MRATC reveals that is the Godfather (of Freestyle) After they went through the line, they went and found a spot and and watched two women named Jen...and Tammy fight. Tammy promtply kicked Jen's ass. Which led too...

10-05-2002, 08:32 PM
Howdy finding another gal ( Lisa ) to co-habitate with. After a couple months Lisa decided she didn't like Howdy working on his ATV's in the living room so she kicked him out. Howdy loaded up his stuff ( see picture ) and moved on to......

10-06-2002, 02:27 AM
Gilligans Island and set up a homestead in the lagoon. Ginger and Mary Ann took one look at him and begged him to......

Big Red83
10-06-2002, 02:02 PM
to please kill gilligan,(they never realy liked him anyway, and besides it was getting anoyying haveing him around all the time) or he could not stay on the island, so howdy( liking the sound of Howdy's Island) set out to try and kill Gilligan, when he heard a sound......

Billy Golightly
10-06-2002, 02:08 PM
...It was an airplane! They were saved! They all ran out onto the beach tripping all over each other to start building a fire to send smoke signals. The Plane circled twice and then all of a sudden the plane....

10-06-2002, 02:18 PM
dropped 8 crates out of the plane onto the island. Upon opening the crates Howdy realizes they are all original unridden US90 3 wheelers. Howdy knew these 3 wheelers would float but decided...............

Big Red83
10-06-2002, 03:12 PM
not to tell anyone, because earlyer at howdy's welcome to our island party, he got the impression that they were only wanting to lure him into a false sence of sucurity,so they could eat him, as the food suply was getting noticeable smaller and smaller, as was howdy waistline( a plus in howdys mind) So late that night, he secretly tied all the us90's together making a giant raft, he was ready to sail away,when.......

10-06-2002, 06:03 PM
Honda Reliability kicked in, and He had to ditch 2 of the US90's. He wanted to leave as soon as possible but with 2 bum Hondas that couldnt be fixed without going to local dealer (which was 812 miles away). So Howdy, pondered his predicament....he looked into the nearest bush (which was green) and noticed a Camoflouged KAWASAKI DUCKSTER, full of gas, ready to ride. He got on the duckster and.............

Billy Golightly
10-06-2002, 06:42 PM
And quickly got back off of it when he realised what a pos it was. He promptly pushed it off a cliff on the island into the ocean. The Duckster was never seen again. (A stroke of good fortune for a change).

Resorting to his "cobbing" skills, Howdy turned to a a few coconuts, and a sea shell and started machining his parts. He was almost done when the sea shell broke and half, and rendered itself useless. He decided he would go to where the USS Minow had washed up on shore. Howdy then found an item that would surely be able to help him fix the US90. It was....

10-06-2002, 09:41 PM
a brand new muffler bearing, with this Howdy could fix all the worlds problems! He reached into his back pocket to find that he still had his trusty left handed screwdriver, a custom tool he made for the installation, of quality equiptment such as this bearing. Now having all the 90's up and running, and the raft all set to make his get away, he hears a noise in the bushes..............

10-06-2002, 10:00 PM
howdy strains his eyes only to see gilligan. hey weirdo, what the heck you doing ?
gilligan replys those people want to kill me + eat me ( by this time he is setting on one of those 2 bum "blue" trikes that howdy got going holding a package containing a original "honda snow-ski")
and what is this mr. howdy ???
howdy say's----

Billy Golightly
10-06-2002, 10:12 PM
Well...Umm...In that package there is a 500lb brass magnet. That turns its self on and can pull all the lost loot and bounty out of the botom ofthe sea. Mr Howell was in the bushes were Gilligan was sitting earlier, and overheard the conversation. He offered his suitcase for it. While Howdy was thinking it over Mary Ann came out from behind a tree and said she'd take Howdy...Right at this moment a coconut fell from a tree and boinked Mary Ann on the head. Howdy, Gilligan, and Mr. Howell decided that they should...

Big Red83
10-06-2002, 10:37 PM
that they should blow the crap out of every thing, so howdy got out his trusty war bag, that he kept from Nam, and started wiring up some homemade explosives, he started with gilligan, because everyone wanted a barbaque, and thats when Mr. atc rode up on his trusty......

10-07-2002, 02:36 AM
atc400x that was so fast it skimmed the ocean's surface to get to the island. Howdy even pulled out his pocket digicam to snap a few pix of Mr. Atc airing off the waves as he neared the beach. With their combined expertise, they rigged the 400x engine into one of the 90's and made a completely waterproof boxed in barge to keep the other atc's from getting wet and ruined by the saltwater. They then attached the barge to the back of the powerful US400x and rigged the explosives to blow up the rest of the island after they stole the "magnet" back from the millionairre and added it to their stuff. Mr ATC climbed onto the US400x and howdy onto the barge and had his hand on the detonator when suddenly they saw something rise from the water in front of them. It was a...

10-07-2002, 08:51 AM
a periscope from a submarine. As the submarine surfaced Howdy and Mr ATC noticed that is was actually only 1/2 a submarine. Howdy Recognized this as a sub he had modified back at his shop. All of a sudden the hatch opened up and low and behold MIK6 was driving. MIK6 said ..............

10-07-2002, 12:59 PM
Howdy Howdy, Howdy Mr. ATC, whats going on here? So they tell Mik6 the whole story. They load the trikes into the 1/2 sub and head to Japan to thank the engineers at Honda for...

10-07-2002, 02:42 PM
the USS 400x. made the trip to honda so well that ottoa motto said to capt howdy. we have your MASTER PLAN ready take these and go to the land across the big puddle. on the way there capt howdy started growing a big lump in his

10-07-2002, 07:22 PM
...inner thigh. It turns out to be a spider bite from a rather large and unfriendly tropical species. Unbeknownst to Howdy and Mr ATC, a large number of giant, tarantula-like spiders had nested in their underwear while still back on the island. The lump continued to grow until...

Big Red83
10-07-2002, 11:17 PM
untill howdy and mr. atc could no longer sit in the saddle properly, they told the captain, and they were rushed to the finest cross eyed surgeun in all of japan. but the surgeon(being crosseyed) took allittle too much of of the lump, but howdy didnt notice untill he was awakend the next morning
by mr.atc's blood curdlling screem "wheres my little atc70"?, the surgeun had.......

now this should be interesting. lol

10-07-2002, 11:47 PM
Been eaten by the giant spider in the corner, which had erupted from the removed lump in howdy's leg and become over three feet tall when it ate the surgeon. It held the atc70 hostage in the corner. Mr ATC quickly...

10-09-2002, 01:19 AM
said to him self "self its up to you now to save the day. you can save howdy or MR 70. which is it going tob?"

Billy Golightly
10-09-2002, 04:39 PM
Mr ATC decided that maybe just this one time it was more important to save a human then a trike. So reluctantly, he grabbed for Howdy and pulled him away from the big huge spider. Howdy reached for an item to club the monsterous spider with. He grabbed a...

Big Red83
10-09-2002, 05:51 PM
what he thought was a brake lever, he was going to poke out the huge spiders eyes, when he noticed that it wasnt a brake lever, it was the latest issue of dirtwheels, he almost threw it back when he got an idea, he quickly flipped to page 47, and thats where he read the article on"what to do if you are being attacked my a giant spider", he read all the information, read it again just to be sure,explained to Mr. atc that music calms the savage beast, Mr. Atc thought he was nutts, but went along with it anyway, and thats when He and Mr. atc broke out in their favorite song, called...........

10-09-2002, 05:57 PM
east bound and down by jerry reed and then they decided...

Billy Golightly
10-09-2002, 06:57 PM
To crank up "Bodies" by Drowning Pool and give the spider a workout from the music that would kill it. After the spider jumped all around and shook like a tecate at the end of the song the spider finally...

Billy Bob
10-09-2002, 10:35 PM
lost its temper and b%$#h slapped lil 3-4 year old Mr. ATC, and told him (in spider language) that there was no power to run the imaginary cd player to play the song "bodies" that doesn't come out for another like 15 years, and thats when Mr. Atc....

Big Red83
10-10-2002, 10:51 AM
wipped out his ruger .44 magnum........

10-10-2002, 11:54 AM
...and blew that spider away then turned to Howdy who said...

Billy Golightly
10-10-2002, 12:06 PM

Big Red83
10-10-2002, 02:15 PM
Mr. Atc said Yes it is, I killed him, then he went into his big spill about his german mafia family and all that crap. after they got out of japan and back on a tug boat, headed for Home, Howdy Noticed that the crew of the tug were really........

Billy Golightly
10-10-2002, 02:38 PM
The cast from The Godfather.

10-10-2002, 03:02 PM
who were really there to discuse with MR ATC the hit that had been placed on Big Red83. MR ATC used his influence to convience them not to Kill him after all he may be a punk trailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro biotch he still rode trikes and his worthless hide was spared from being thrown to the sharks and instead MR ATC suggested all golf cart ryders should...

Big Red83
10-10-2002, 03:33 PM
all golf cart ryders should..... ah screw the golf cart ryders....they decided that even though Mr. atc had alot of influencein the under world , he was still just a little prick that rides his gramas scooter, they decided it was best just to whack him and throw him over the edge, just as they were about to do the job, Howdy suddenly jumped Mr. atc, and hauled him over
the edge of the boat, then they swam 600 yards underwater, untill it was safe, thats when they hailed a passing ship, it turns out it was the loveboat......

lmao Mr. atc your a funny little fart. j/k

10-10-2002, 03:34 PM
teach him how to ride. :twisted:

(ooohoo Im gonna get it for that one ;) )

10-10-2002, 03:51 PM
it turns out it was the loveboat...... and thats when MR ATC reveiled to Howdy that this was actually a boat he managed and all the women on board were from his gentalmens club that branched out to love crusies MR ATC told Howdy to enjoy himself and spread the love he after all deserved it and him and MR ATC were having the time of there life when Ryder showed up on a speedboat and wanted aboard MR ATC told the crew not to let on someone that enjoyed the same gender and rode carts the ship was afterall name 3's company love boat featuring Foxy Tails and he should look for the ship named limp wrist golf crusies so off ryder went looking for this ship full of man love when he found he it they welcomed him with open arms and proceeded to...

10-10-2002, 07:16 PM
love at first sight when she saw Howdy walk in, due to Howdy being head over heals she easly talked him into selling the shop and buy a POLARIS dealer ship when he come to realize the mistake...

10-11-2002, 03:05 AM
it,s all been a bad dream. he,s home in his own beddie bye. howdt rolls over and there,s his lovely co-habitant LISA. he says honey i,am sorry. i,am going to sell all my junk 3wheelers and buy a

10-11-2002, 12:43 PM
...buy a gentalmens club and have dancers pose on MR ATC's ATC 400X and post the pictures to pi$$ off all the whiners at .org that have been complaining in a stupid thread because they have no...

10-11-2002, 02:22 PM
women of their own, and all their farm animals have headed off to find real men somewhere down in Arkansas!! Howdy and Mr.ATC had become close friends until Howdy realized that all Mr.ATC was after was the pile of vintage trike parts in Howdy's backyard, and the all mighty left handed screwdriver and brass magnet! When Howdy finally realized this he.........

10-11-2002, 04:49 PM
...picked up an '83 200X fork leg and proceeded to smack the living crap out of MR ATC for even trying to think about stealing his stash, especially the brass magnet! Howdy even went one step further and insulted him for his run-on sentences, poor spelling/grammar, and lack of puctuation, and did all of this while copping a feel from one of MR ATC's dancer friends. "Well that does it!" exclaimed an angry and beligerent MR ATC, and he then grabbed a 5 gallon bucket filled with used motor oil, and...

10-11-2002, 06:59 PM
dumped it on Kingsnakes head for even thinking MR ATC would use used parts. Howdy relizing this was true came to the conclusion that Kingsnake was realy trying to get the parts himself just the thing a snake would do. Howdy then lit a match to kingsnake then he and MR ATC celebrated there freindship over a snake fire and made plans for...

10-11-2002, 08:41 PM
a big hot fire. howdy know what was MR atc had been up to gave kingsnake that 357. at this time snake blew ATC,s left knee into the next county, by the time the thrid round hit ATC he looked like used kawaski grease. the plan had been to burn the left overs, but what look like grease was burning more like sh$$. snake said " well that only goes to prove he was full of

10-11-2002, 10:56 PM
sh1t. lushatc200x came along and stole all their beautiful women. he left howdy a few thousand dollars for his trikes and took the rest of everyone elses bikes. he then locked them up into an uderground lair that was protected by sensory machine guns. but like greedy bass turds atc and king snake

Billy Golightly
10-12-2002, 03:01 PM
*Read this while playing the A-Team theme in your head*

They joined up with forces to be reckoned with. HondaATC, and JohhnyBlaze. Together this team of crack commando's and pissed off trike riders broke into lush's maxiumum security warehouse and retrieved all the parts. They also each grabbed a woman (Or 5).

10-13-2002, 08:55 AM

Suddenly, from the ashes bursts forth Kingsnake, who runs over to MR ATC and...

10-13-2002, 11:30 AM
proceeds to run into a fence post , hondaATC then issues everyone on his team camoflage painted atc70's w nitriuos oxide tanks AND matching sling shots, Their mission, to rid the world world of those pesky golf cart owners....like a scene straight outta "Thunder Dome" his team began straping on quad owners to front of their trikes and using them as battering rams they......

10-14-2002, 03:59 PM
Realized that even with NOS, the ATC70's weren't powerful enough to push around fat arse golf cart drivers (they are always fat because they don't get their exercise from leaning), so they stopped by the nearest Yamaha dealership and picked up...

You know what I thought I was full of the most BS until I read this post. You guys have me beaten by far.

10-14-2002, 04:42 PM
An '84 225 DX. Finally a machine that can do plastic surgery and leave a permanent smile on your face. With the 225 DX the battle changes and Victory seems to be just within grasp, but over the nearest hilltop looms.....

10-14-2002, 08:17 PM
Evil Tri-Z Jim on his blaster! He quickly...

10-14-2002, 11:36 PM
throws a rod threw the cases and lusher flies by him on a 250ex to get back the women that had been stolen earlier. he proceeds with caution as he replaces the hot chics with overly large champion summo girls. he then scuffles off into the desert with the other girls and relieves them of horriffic images in their head. he then rides on to

Billy Golightly
10-15-2002, 08:34 AM
The end of the world where he goes off of the edge and falls into a black hole.

10-15-2002, 11:54 AM
now this A-team relizes the puny 225dx's are no match for the new bread of evil golf carts so the team reveiles there new secrate weapons Honda ATC on his ATC500X, Johnny Blaze on his ATC500R, Kingsnake on MR ATC's ATC400X , and finally MR ATC turns into the evil Lord Quad InVader and comes out with his ATC650X. they are hell bent on restoring peace in the ATV world and allow The true and original ATV to be mass produced again and allowed to race like it should be in a Truely FREE country. However politicians will be...

10-15-2002, 01:43 PM
smacked up and forced to ride Honda Foremans if they choose to go againt the allmighty Trikers.

10-15-2002, 06:49 PM
One by one the politicians line up on their "golfcarts", preparing to face the wrath of the "A-team", an elite spec-ops unit with close ties to the ITFF (International Trikeriders Freedom Force) in what will undoubtedly be the battle of the millenium. One of the politicians decides to make the first move and began charging towards Lord Quad-Invader, only to be quickly destroyed by a barrage of 2.75mm FFAR's which Lord Invader had neatly hidden in rocket pods attached to the front fender of his intimidating ATC650X. When the other politicians saw this, they quickly realised that they were seriously out-gunned, but they didn't give up just yet. Several of them decided to run, but before they could escape, HondaATC, Johnny Blaze, and Kingsnake boxed them in and and began to...

Billy Golightly
10-15-2002, 11:02 PM
To roost the bejesus out of them, when out of no where the most feared anti trike rider appeared. Bob Bennet. Strolling up in his threewheeled car riding on firestone Wilderness AT tires with an Asbestos interrior,"The Man" got out of his Lawyer's dream car and soon after then the BS started rolling from his mouth like wheels do on a highway. The Seirra Club, and other Eccoterrorists joined in with the Golfcarter's.

Even the A-Team would have a hard time to winning this battle...

10-16-2002, 02:21 AM
But 3wheelhouston showed up just in time on his newly completed ATC500R, complete with two Avenger Gatt Guns and two 19 shot hyper velocity rocket pods which he was given by A-10 pilots during his short time in the Air Force. He quickly roasted Bennet's car but was quickly surrounded by the evil politicians on their Foreman Rincons and Yamaha Grizzlies assorted other big bore 4x4 quads. They then pulled out their secret weapons... 3 TO 4 WHEEL CONVERSION KITS AND WELDING TORCHES! the A-Team and 3wheelhouston knew they were not only fighting for their lives, but they were now fighting for their trikes, and the honor of trikers and NRA members everywhere. They fought bravely, but were severely outnumbered by the evil politicians and ecoterrorists and were losing the battle. Then, out of nowhere, a rumble was heard in the distance that could only come from powerful new sport trikes. The NASCAR drivers appeared on the surrounding ridges, riding 250r's, Tri-Z's, Tecates, Tigers, and 350x's wearing full gear, and each with his personal arsenal fresh out of the gun safe....

10-16-2002, 10:53 AM
OK A BIG TIME OUT HERE...NASCAR drivers? come on these guys can only drive cars on pefectly manicured oval tracks driving fast and turning left. these guys could never handle the complexity of riding a trike...lol now back to our story...the rumble was infact ATC's but riden by all the closet trikers that had stored there cherry trikes away in fear of arrest do to public misinformation about them being outlawed. Tim sr with his legal mind decided to take the fight to court while in the meantime our three wheeled hero's with the help of there master builders started cutting up the quads and welded trike front ends on them and started to remove the brainwashing of the cart riders who had believed that trikes were...

10-16-2002, 10:23 PM
<-- not part of the story -->
I used NASCAR drivers because I thought about that post not too long ago about that drivers kid being on TV on a show about his dad riding a perfect little trike. lol I just thought it made the story more impossible than it already was. But good point about them driving only cars LMAO

10-20-2002, 11:26 PM
unsafe.....but little did the trike riders know, right around the corner there where...

10-20-2002, 11:50 PM
Eight shiny new Tecates with aluminum wheels with burned up stators.

Billy Golightly
10-24-2002, 12:07 PM
Wich spawned the massive industry of rebuilding stators.

BigReds Forever
12-28-2002, 02:21 AM
what happened, this was way back on page 8, thought it bring it up to the front, and just when it was gettin good! LOL keep it goin

12-28-2002, 03:01 AM
then this beautiful elegant women walks up and says...

12-28-2002, 11:37 AM
what is that 3 wheeled Machine? Howdy pops up out of nowhere, and says "thats a 3 wheeler", would you like to..................

12-28-2002, 09:35 PM
kill me eat my brains and steal it? she replyed yes so howdy procedded to...

Tri-Z dude
12-29-2002, 12:41 AM
to beat her down cause no one messed with Howdy's trikes then......

Billy Golightly
07-01-2003, 04:46 PM
The devil himself jumped from out of the ground on a new Yamaha 450 quad, slid sideways 80ft and roosted Howdy and the elegant lady right in the face. Right about this time...

07-01-2003, 05:38 PM
his tire blows out and he rolls over breaking his collar bone while howdy and the chick ....

Billy Golightly
07-01-2003, 05:54 PM
Run to a machine shop so they could make the most biggest, baddest trike ever made to fight off the Devil himself and all the politicians on quads. On their way to the machine shop...

07-01-2003, 06:59 PM
thew find a totaled raptor ... with the motor and wiring harness un hurt and give the guy 50 $ to get it out of his way then head to the shop !!!..........

Billy Golightly
07-01-2003, 07:07 PM
Howdy runs out of gas and has to pawn the Raptor motor and electrics for some gas at a station. However speaking with Howdy, the owner mentions his son was an excutive at Honda, and he had brought this old threewheeler home from work and stored it there. Unfourtantly his son was killed in an car accident a couple weeks later. So the old man leads them over to the garage doors at the gas station, opens them up and reveals....

07-01-2003, 07:37 PM
a little red tricycle that was used for a childern's school play, sponsored by HONDA.....

07-01-2003, 07:44 PM
then tells howdy about a old honda trike he bought at a yard sale he said it had 500X on the seat or something like that when thew go back to see it it turns out to beeee...........

07-01-2003, 10:12 PM
a 500x. howdy buys it, but you know his "great" luck, it is also stolen. now he is left with nothing after the woman is murdered by the evil poiliticians. but howdy doesn't give up as he....

Billy Golightly
07-01-2003, 10:17 PM
takes two steps to the left onto a bannana peel and busts his butt...

ATC crazy
07-01-2003, 11:04 PM
...Which lands him in the hospital for a fractured pelvis. Meanwhile, at Howdys empty house, 5 crooks pull up in a semi and....

Billy Golightly
07-01-2003, 11:09 PM
Proceed to load up and truck away all of his parts and threewheelers. When out of no where pickle appears and....

ATC crazy
07-01-2003, 11:15 PM
...Opens up his M60 at the Tractor which instantly kills the engine. Then he proceeds to the cab where all the men die in a bloody pool (its what they deserve). He puts all the machines and parts back in their origonial places, when out of nowhere....

07-01-2003, 11:48 PM
he finds a ad in the paper for a .........

07-02-2003, 12:32 AM
mint 1987 honda atc 250r..........

ATC crazy
07-02-2003, 12:50 AM
As ATC Crazy goes to see the '87 250R, he realizes that its not a 250R at all.....Its an '87 ATC500R. The old man was selling it for $500 because he had no idea what it was. I bought it and when I returned home......

07-02-2003, 01:09 AM
tried riding it, but you couldnt handle the power and soon lost control and hit a tree and died

07-02-2003, 01:19 AM
After he died, the 500x fell into the hands of...

07-02-2003, 01:19 AM
So I took it and started popping massive wheelies and got myself a chick clap bounce Beerchug -D

07-02-2003, 01:20 AM
and bakeban was walking by and sais to himself, "hmmm, he wont need this anymore, ill just take it home and"...

07-02-2003, 01:20 AM
Wanta250R, who tried climbing to the top of the Californian mountain, when he was attacked by a billygoat, and...

07-02-2003, 01:22 AM
mauled by a bear

07-02-2003, 04:21 AM
pulled out his trusty winchester lever action and showed that bear who was boss. then matt came trudging up the hill after hearing the shots and asked............

07-02-2003, 07:07 AM
..he woke up to shatter his dreams, and to find his dog humping his leg...
so he then trys to.....................

07-02-2003, 09:27 AM
imagine that it is a woman and then

ATC crazy
07-02-2003, 10:52 AM
...Finds out a week later that his dog is pregnant with a rare breed of half German Shepard, half human puppies

Billy Golightly
07-02-2003, 11:23 AM
Then everyone who posted on page 6 woke up in their beds in their house and relised it was all a dream, it is after all 1985 and there is no 1987 ATC500R or ATC250R.

As pickle picks up the paper he sees its an add for a large collection of NOS threewheeler parts located in Japan! If he could only get ahold of Howdy they could take the half submarine and go get them! But Howdy was in the middle of fighting a major battle for threewheelers against all the quad riders in the world and the devil himself....what would pickle do..

07-02-2003, 11:33 AM
he teams up with 86 200X and thew take his dads world war 2 sub to jap to look a the collection!!!......

ATC crazy
07-02-2003, 12:18 PM
...But ATC Crazy gets there a day earlier and buys everything they had for $100 USD and hauls them off to his secret, military guarded, riding/storage area.


07-02-2003, 12:58 PM
but 86 200X finds the best of all on his way back from the empty jap mans house............................

ATC crazy
07-02-2003, 01:21 PM
which is a Chopper ATC70

07-02-2003, 02:45 PM
..the most unknown and unbelievable bike of all time. He is soon after seen on national TV riding the Chopper ATC70, and Jesse James himself asks 86 200X if he can work for him because his bike is a little piece of heaven...but ATC is outraged and he instantly....

Billy Golightly
07-02-2003, 02:57 PM
Turns into a puddle of oil and runs down into a sewer drain never to be seen again...

07-02-2003, 03:16 PM
but that doesn't stop Jesse James, he liked the dissapeared chopper ATC70 so much that he himself decides to go into business building choppers, hopefully one as cool and chopper ATC70. He decides to buy his first tool for his new chopper shop, it is...

ATC crazy
07-02-2003, 04:58 PM
...A filing cabnet with all the blueprints of every part on every ATC made in history. Jessie goes into business making brand new...

07-02-2003, 09:36 PM
He makes nos parts for any trike you can even order a brand new trike in parts from him so 86 200X puts in a order for 5 86 350Xs and get them home and puts them in his secert place where thew cant be found..........

ATC crazy
07-02-2003, 10:19 PM
...So ATC Crazy buys 5 '86 250R's and 350X's for pennies because he has good connections. ;)

07-02-2003, 11:53 PM
Suddenly a fully dressed pimp comes in on a pimped out 250SX and runs around whacking everyone with his pimp cane.

07-02-2003, 11:58 PM
Until I come along and pimp his cane...........

07-03-2003, 05:05 AM
whilst the 250 sx is stolen by matt and he drives off and.............

ATC crazy
07-03-2003, 11:17 AM
...Gets T-boned by a semi at 80mph....