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atcpunk107
04-10-2004, 08:12 PM
Hey if you are a Redneck tell me and why you are a redneck.

I beleive i am a redneck because combustion motors are like second nature to me

i prefere to wear blue jeans in all weather

i prefere steeltoe boot over sneakers

my truck is a ranger with dual rear wheels and about to have a 302 in it

i love to get down and muddy

racing is always on my priorities list

NASCAR is always on on sundays

Dale Sr. is in every part of my house

i always wear a #3 hat on my head

those are just a few

Kilborg
04-10-2004, 08:46 PM
A dually ranger... that, my freinds, is redneck...

Im a bit of a hick which is sorta the yankee version of redneck. No real redneck qualities other then that I'm into trucks (97 gmc k2500) and offroading.

-I like to tote a rifle and my trike with me on weekends

-My 4 wheel drive gets used for far more then snow

-I play some banjo (used to go out into the woods with a case, a truck, and my 4 string and have a hootenany with all my buddies)

KXT
04-10-2004, 09:29 PM
I'm a redneck & proud of it!!
I cut & split wood even after a 12 pack
beer that's been in the back yard for more than a day, I'll drink it (summer time)

drive a beat up toyota & a 70 f-250 4x4 barely legal for the road, some people are scared of it?
gotta have the blue jeans & steel toe.
I have a bunch of kid's & a wife with no teeth... not really, just big teeth ;)

J.D.
04-11-2004, 12:15 AM
I'm a Redneck well because....I have a red neck from being out working in the field and such. Both my parents are from the south(This is where TRUE rednecks are from) so in a sense, it is "passed down" to me even though I was born in Nevada. I have a slight accent, and I "talk" like a Redneck.

Honda300ex
04-11-2004, 12:25 PM
I belive i are redneck.. Look at my truck and my yard...

ATC crazy
04-11-2004, 12:49 PM
I own 3 guns and my dad has none
I ride in a t-shirt, jeans, and sneekers
If its broke....duck tape and zip ties
I went to court in jeans and a t-shirt
I carry my buck knife everywhere with me
We got an International Travelall :D
460 air conditioning in our vehicle (If you have to ask, you will never know)

And this is hanging in my room:


http://www.freedomforum.org/graphics/2000/06/illos/confederate.flag.flying.jpg

Tman00169
04-11-2004, 12:51 PM
hey if your a redneck ya gota be a spiter.. do the chew...i quit..for now don't know how long it will last but man the $ you spend on that stuff could be gas money..thats the way i looked at it.

thehickfarmer
04-11-2004, 09:48 PM
well i'm a redneck beacuase for one.. i drive three wheels..loli spit like every 3o seconds, my thirst quencher is beer, i have a loaded 12 guage by my front door... and all my life is ,is country music ,beer,and three wheelers.. no wonder then call me thehickfarmer

threewheelin-feelin
04-11-2004, 09:48 PM
i think im about half red neck and half hi tech cause im into computers and elactronics and the inside of my house is hi tech out side r parts laying around i love riding 3wheelers and of road vehicles i love old hot rods 4wheel drives trucks and all the things rednecks do lol

TimSr
04-11-2004, 11:20 PM
Sorry guys, but you cant be a redneck if you were raised north of the Mason-Dixon line. I only saw one that qualifies in thsi thread. The best that the rest of you can shoot for is a Yankee-Wannabe redneck.

atcpunk107
04-11-2004, 11:24 PM
No i am a self proc;aimed redneck

Honda300ex
04-12-2004, 11:22 AM
Missouri was with the south during the Revolution ;) The real term for a redneck was when you farmed you would be out hoeing (you city slickers wouldnt understand) your neck would be darker then the rest of your body since you alwas wear Jeans and a long sleeve shirt.

cliff2302
04-13-2004, 06:51 PM
I dont think that true rednecks can like new country music. It just isn't the same...

2strokepwer
04-13-2004, 09:21 PM
I'm a Redneck because i live in Mississippi. We don't have a lot but we have good ole southern hospitality.

ATC crazy
04-14-2004, 12:18 PM
Sorry guys, but you cant be a redneck if you were raised north of the Mason-Dixon line. I only saw one that qualifies in thsi thread. The best that the rest of you can shoot for is a Yankee-Wannabe redneck.

Just one :confused:


Well, I've been raised in southern Virginia since I was 3 :p

TimSr
04-14-2004, 12:49 PM
You were the one I was referring to! But youve now been joined by a Mississippian out there, so I guess that makes two.

atctim
04-14-2004, 12:52 PM
Redneck - no, Hillbilly - yes - very much so.

Dirt road living. Amish neighbors. 4X4 that actually gets used like one should - no soccer moms in this part of the country.

Difference between rednecks and hillbilliies - rednecks like Nascar - hillbillies do :D not particularly care for Nascar.

J.D.
04-14-2004, 01:04 PM
No...the difference between Hillbillies and Rednecks is Hillbillies live in the mountains, hence the name HILLbillies. Rednecks live like down in the plains and such.

atcpunk107
04-14-2004, 02:02 PM
I dont think that true rednecks can like new country music. It just isn't the same...
I have to agree with you their, even though their are a few good ones that i agree with, most of them are not really even country, early 90s was the best country i most say though.

Russell 350X
04-14-2004, 04:55 PM
i take a gun everywhere i go
i kill woodchucks 24-7
i have a broken frame truck
more part 3wheelers than running ones
these are just a few

Billy Golightly
04-14-2004, 05:15 PM
I own more un-insured vehicled then I do insured.

I've rebuilt an engine in my yard.

I've lost tools in my yard.

I've lost parts in my yard.

I've found a truck radiator in my yard.

I have a peice of pine wood sitting on my toilet as air freshner.

I have a hard time driving an automobile with an automatic.

I have more then 5 street signs on my property.

The dogs get more money spent on their grocerys then mine.

I have used the bench seat out of a car for a couch.

I still own a rotary telephone.

I live 9 miles from the closest convience store.

My truck has more mileage put on it driving in dirtroads then it does pavement.

I've never worn a pair of tennis shoes more then a week in my entire life.

I refuse to wear anything but jeans in public.

I will not wear shorts.

And the #1 reason I know I'm a redneck....







I re-groove the tread on the soles of my boots atleast once a month for optimal traction.

Russell 350X
04-14-2004, 05:23 PM
I own more un-insured vehicled then I do insured.

I've rebuilt an engine in my yard.

I've lost tools in my yard.

I've lost parts in my yard.

I've found a truck radiator in my yard.

I have a peice of pine wood sitting on my toilet as air freshner.

I have a hard time driving an automobile with an automatic.

I have more then 5 street signs on my property.

The dogs get more money spent on their grocerys then mine.

I have used the bench seat out of a car for a couch.

I still own a rotary telephone.

I live 9 miles from the closest convience store.

My truck has more mileage put on it driving in dirtroads then it does pavement.

I've never worn a pair of tennis shoes more then a week in my entire life.

I refuse to wear anything but jeans in public.

I will not wear shorts.

And the #1 reason I know I'm a redneck....







I re-groove the tread on the soles of my boots atleast once a month for optimal traction.

now thats a true redneck. :D

atcpunk107
04-14-2004, 05:46 PM
i have also had my hat taking away at church, i am the only one in my grade that can grow a full beard(i didnt even have to fail), i wear steal toes and blue jeans to church, i have a seperate pair of steal toes with screws through the bottom for traction in the winter time, my other pair have screws in the front to keep the tred on. i enjoy the dirt in my hamburger at the race track on saturdays and fridays.

ATC crazy
04-14-2004, 08:31 PM
I own more un-insured vehicled then I do insured.

I've rebuilt an engine in my yard.

I've lost tools in my yard.

I've lost parts in my yard.

I've found a truck radiator in my yard.

I have a peice of pine wood sitting on my toilet as air freshner.

I have a hard time driving an automobile with an automatic.

I have more then 5 street signs on my property.

The dogs get more money spent on their grocerys then mine.

I have used the bench seat out of a car for a couch.

I still own a rotary telephone.

I live 9 miles from the closest convience store.

My truck has more mileage put on it driving in dirtroads then it does pavement.

I've never worn a pair of tennis shoes more then a week in my entire life.

I refuse to wear anything but jeans in public.

I will not wear shorts.

And the #1 reason I know I'm a redneck....







I re-groove the tread on the soles of my boots atleast once a month for optimal traction.

LOL

I can relate to # 2,3,7,9,10, and 14 http://www.bluetraxx.com/phpBB/images/smiles/thumbsup_old.gif