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Mobular
04-13-2004, 11:31 PM
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SUICIDE BOMBERS
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Now, let's see if I've got this right.........
No Jesus,
No Christmas,
No television,
No Godiva,
No Air Conditioning,
No cheerleaders,
No baseball,
No football,
No basketball,
No hockey,
No golf,
No tailgate parties,
No Wal-Mart,
No Macy's,
No Home Depot,
No pork BBQ,
No hot dogs,
No pizza,
No burgers,
No chocolate chip cookies.
No lobster,
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,
No gumbo,
No jambalaya,
No alcohol of any sort!
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all
gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
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J.D.
04-13-2004, 11:37 PM
Poor suckers :(

atcpunk107
04-14-2004, 02:40 PM
wow now that youv put that way i would wanna die too

Billy Golightly
04-14-2004, 03:55 PM
Your wives can't shave.



That alone would be enough to make me do it :eek:

ATC crazy
04-14-2004, 03:59 PM
That alone would be enough to make me do it :eek:

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Russell 350X
04-16-2004, 01:09 PM
I pity them.....NOT

threewheelin-feelin
04-16-2004, 01:22 PM
u forgot to add no 3wheelers dirtbikes 4wheelers or go carts so it just gets worse id kill my self

Lots_Of_Nothing
04-17-2004, 01:02 AM
i thought they made soccer balls over there? LOL, or was that some other towelhead's sphincter of a "home"