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faf_racing
03-05-2005, 10:55 PM
One blonde says too another"which is farther Florida :wondering :eek: :confused: or the moon"? the other says "Duh can you see florida?"
twgranger
03-05-2005, 11:06 PM
Their are so many good blonde jokes.
ScottZJ
03-05-2005, 11:14 PM
How can you tell a blonde was using your computer?







There is white-out on the screen! :D
chris200x
03-05-2005, 11:26 PM
One blonde says too another"which is farther Florida :wondering :eek: :confused: or the moon"? the other says "Duh can you see florida?"

Duh you can see the moon. You have a typo. Still pretty funny
faf_racing
03-06-2005, 12:40 PM
Duh you can see the moon. You have a typo. Still pretty funny
i guess you heard it another way!
chris200x
03-06-2005, 07:41 PM
if you think about it how can you see florida if your not in florida. All you have to do is look up to see the moon.
ATC-Eric
03-06-2005, 08:08 PM
oohhhhhhh, i get it!
md1985250r
03-08-2005, 05:57 PM
A blond chick driving along , sees another blonde chick sitting in a canoe ,rowing, in the middle of the lawn. The chick that was driving ,stops, gets out and yells to the one in the canoe " Its blondes like you who give all us blondes a bad name" and " if I could swim, i would come out there and kick your ass!!" :D :D
ATC crazy
03-08-2005, 08:42 PM
Personally, Im fond of Brunettes :P

Hehe...pretty good blonde jokes though...they are endless!
G-MAN-1
03-08-2005, 08:56 PM
did you here about the two blondes that walked into the building.









still thinking arent yous
OldSchoolin86
03-08-2005, 10:23 PM
if you think about it how can you see florida if your not in florida. All you have to do is look up to see the moon.
LMAO! The joke was said right the first time. It's even funnier that a blond joke gotcha. :p
chris200x
03-08-2005, 10:28 PM
And I ain't even got blonde hair! lol
TrikerR
03-09-2005, 06:44 AM
a blond rang me up the other day and asked for my number

a blond tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order

a blonde tried to drown a goldfish

two blondes were walking down the street and one said "look, a dead bird."
the other one looks up and says "where"

ive got more but i forgot em.
atczack
03-13-2005, 09:03 PM
A blond was in an elevator and saw a guy with a thermous in his hand. She asked, "What's that do?" He replies, " It keep's hot thing's hot, and cold thing's cold." The next day she saw the man on the elevator again and said, " See, I got one too." The man ask's, "What do you have in there?" She say's, "Coffee....and a popsicle."
dooner17
03-13-2005, 11:15 PM
How do you make ane armed blonde fall out of a tree? Wave
mywifeknowseverything
03-14-2005, 09:14 AM
Why did God give Blonde's half a Brain more than a Dairy Cow????











So when you played with her Tits she wouldnt **** on the Floor :welcome:
SPD FRK
03-14-2005, 05:54 PM
Two blondes are walking down the street when one pulls out her compact and looks in the mirror. "Hey. I know this woman."
The other grabs the mirror and checks. "Of course she looks familiar! Thats me you idiot."
md1985250r
03-17-2005, 06:17 PM
DA BULL

>

>Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.

>Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In

>order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a

>bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette

>tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide

>to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

>The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she

>wants to buy it. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send

>her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the

>telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling

>her that I've bought a bull for our ranch.

>I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we

>can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to

>help her, then adds, It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the

>bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able

>to send her sister one word. After a few minutes

>of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send the word comfortable."

>The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want

>her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul

>that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word comfortable? The

>brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it

>very slowly ............... com-for-da-bul."