The 3WW never ending story Version 2.0

[Billy Golightly]

Basicly someone says a few lines, leaves it unfinished and then waits for the next person to reply with something funny.


Once upon a time there lived deep in the woods a little boy who wanted a brand new three-wheeler so much that he invented a new tool that would allow him single handidly to make the most awesome three-wheeler ever without any help from Honda or anyone else. This amazing tool was known as the....left handed screwdriver. The little boy took his left handed screw driver and then....

[1984kxtTECATE]

He sold it to some sucker and bought a 1987 Tecate, he raced many newer quads and demolished them one by one. Every body was in awe of the extreme power this machine made. Then the race of his life occured, it was agianst a 1989 LT 500R what happened next might have been a..........

[Tri-ZNate]

True david and Goliath story but in the final moments a ATC 250R with a 330 kit flew by both of them and caused him to realize that to conquer all he must get a ATC 500R. He ...

[CHAINSAW]

woke up from his nightmare to realize his Tri Z was still in the garage. He couldnt wait to go...

[threewheelin-feelin]

and buy parts for it because it stayed broke down all the time....so he sold it and bought a 250R roller and a cr500 motor and he.....

[trikerider2oo7]

built a 500r.but he also liked woods riding so he sold it and bought both an 85 350x and an 84 200es big red and rode the 350x in the woods and races and the big red in mud but he bent the rear axle so....

[Orangecnty250r]

He gave up mud riding and brought his 350X to the local track. He snuck his 4 stroke 350x onto the track through a side trail right after the holeshot and was dead even with all of these new 4 stroke quads, he came up to the double and.......

[1984kxtTECATE]

he decided that he needed somthin nicer than a bigred so he sold it and with the money he baught a Powroll kit for the 350X and was makin 40 RWHP, but this deemed unreaible and he was cookin throught the woods and the engine started too...................

[Wickedfinger]

..... Grenade, which put some unexpected metal into his mommy, daddy parts, then .......

[Bill X_R]

He went to the doctor and got patched up so he could go riding some more. Once he came out of the fog he was in from the pain killers. He relized his bike was nothing more than a pile of parts. So he aranged the parts in a way that you could see the Virgin Mary and was able to sell it on egay for 16 thousand dollars...

[Maine_Triker]

... with that 16 Grand he bought a new DS650, but finally realised trikes were better because they kept blowing his new quad away. So he sold his DS650 and...

[TrikerR]

...bought a 250r and a MX track so that he could tell people who were beating him to go away. when somebody come along with a atc650x, which beat his 250r, he didnt know what to do because he was getting beaten by trikes on a trike, he was very confused when suddenly...

[chris200x]

The little trike fairy appeared out of no where and granted him 3 wishes...

[Derrick Adams]

His first wish was to complete the first ever " Trike back flip" ,but when he attempted it....

[TrikerR]

his whole front end fell off so he had to do a no handed lander...while balancing on his back wheels. when he finally stopped, he asked the fairy for his 2nd wish, which was to...

[yamahaman89]

..... For his second he asked for a stronger trike and got a tri-z and he said....

[1984kxtTECATE]

Wheres the gas tank???? He eventually found it and had a great time riding it, but he had one more wish and it was.......

[atcmatt]

a very sad wish, he wished for a kawasaki klt 160 due to its superior hadling characteristics and soft cushy suspension :rolleyes: , he began to race it mx style and was wooping anyone and everyone, until the rear subframe snapped unexpectedly, he put it down to....

[Hornetpowerspor]

Have Honda, Kawsaki, and Yamaha make some new 20 year anniversary Trikes. Mainly replicas of the " BAD BOYS" 250R, Tecate. TRI-Z. Then for the third wish............

[trikerider2oo7]

that he attempted to make but he realized he had already made it....

[bigred1]

( came across this old one...lets see what you can add )


so he was granted his third wish but as soon as the big three started prod the CSPC reared it's ugly head and.....

[MyMistress86R]

...got it chopped off by the thousands of three wheeler enthusiasts who converged on their doorstep led by the amazing...

[atctim]

Adrenalini Brothers. Once the CPSC was taken care of and out of the way - The boy could focus on 3 wheelers again. He was going to invent his own now - so the whole world could enjoy it. He started with the powerplant. he picked a 2008...................

[SYKO]

honda goldwing super tourer and put on a trike rear suspension then took it to the track to show all the new quads that..........

[Eric250R]

even thou he was slow, he still had more bling then any of them. That's when he thought to himself.......

[cody2]

You know what? I think i will put a hayabusa motor in a trike .. so after doing that he invented the hayabusa trike only to realize ..

[Brockey]

he couldnt keep the front wheel on the ground and he missed the sound of da almightly 2 poke, so he started over building....

[SYKO]

A nitros injected cr 80 with 3 powerbands.... only he had trouble locating the fabled "pink" powerband.. so he sout out the force master Obi wan Kanobi on the planet......

[bigred1]

Malmac where Obi was visiting Alf and so they all boarded the enterprise and thats when things got wierd.....

[TravEX]

, Yoda pulls a pink powerband from his cloak, "emmm, the force strong in this one, it is. Ass-contoured seat, must have." He reached out to take the gracious gift from Yoda when.............

[Vealmonkey]

...all of a sudden edog appeared with his magical can of spray paint! He said that could paint the other 2 power bands the same magical shade of pink and the trike would pull wheelies in the low end, the mid range and the top end and that he could record it all on his helmet cam! Everyone was so happy they began to.....

[threewheelin-feelin]

to think about edogs wifes puppies...so they hacked in to his photo bucket and what they found was....

[300rman]

sick twisted, disturbing images of a spray painted dog coated in armor-all, so he hacked into his account and......

[cody2]

Realized that there were very .. very sick things on there, so he went back out to the garage, scared and slowly losing faith in the human race when he saw it go by ..

[DeePa]

and then he pulled an edog and deleted the photobucket account!!!!!!!!! only to deny all of it later on...

[300rman]

but he secretly kept it on a backup harddrive so that one day he could........

[Eric250R]

send all the naughty pics to Eric250R for his viewing pleasure, after that he goes to the garage to fire up his 177 so he can.....

[threewheelin-feelin]

out run a guy on a atc70 who was none other then kasey...so the race was on what happend next was...

[Daddio]

really cool. They had to race on video because they live so far apart but you can't tell ....

[Yamada]

the 177s wheel hub felt loose and edog finished the race running behind his trike, but kasey was already...

[300rman]

finished with the race, packed up, kicked back enjoying a few beers, making jokes at Edog's futile attempt to win the race. but then kasey offered.......

[devilman]

Edog a chance to win. Kasey wanted to put his 70 up against doggies 250R. As Edog scratched his rear pondering why kasey would ever want to do this, Kasey just laughed as he knew he would smoke that R because...........

[300rman]

edog has never ridden the R, so when the purple powerband kicks in........

[Daddio]

he will lose his grip and all of the armor all he put on it will cause him to

[cody2]

become unable to get back on the trike as he is thrown off by all that 2 stroke power , after the showdown ..

[ATC-Eric]

He woke up from his acid induced crazy dream to realize that all along he had......

[Daddio]

never even gotten his trikes out of the garage because he had spent to much time postwhoring so he.....

[honda_atc200es]

decides to take pics of his rags that he 'rode' to scenic areas to prove he can ride when all of a sudden...

[Yamada]

a tree failed on his 250R. So he took his chainsaw...

[300rman]

wiped armor-all all over it, and took pics of it next to a felled tree with the smashed armor-alled 250r in the background, thinking that.......

[Daddio]

the color of the chainsaw clashed with the 250r. That is when it came to him, he would need.......

[ATC-Eric]

LOTS AND LOTS OF spray paint to fix this, AND of course the only color he has left in stock is..........

[firehart]

..spray cans of school bus yellow from the Wal-mart markdown aisle.

[atctim]

Just then a huge tornado came and wiped out everything - all the Dogs trikes and chainsaw and shoes and glasses were gone. Time to start over, E-Dog thought. E-Dog PM'ed Kasey and ask him for help. The PM read:

Dear Kasey,..................................

[ATC-Eric]

I secretly have had a crush on you for a long time!, NO no no, lets start this again thought edog,

Dear Kasey.......

[keister]

Snow White rode up on a 200M, followed by 7 dwarfs all riding ATC70s and singing....

[cody2]

then he thought "ok no seriously guys i have to get off the acid"

he sat down trying to realize what happened when he saw the greatest trike of all time the tiger 500, he ran as fast as he could but it was no match for the 500cc power so he ..

[The Goat]

called The Goat...and together they murdered every limey mother "honestly, how is the word I just typed here not auto edited out?" on the boards because in the end...that's what needed to happen.

[Yamada]

After re-read his post, the goat decided to drink a 6 pack of Labatt .5 ...

[honda_atc200es]

all of a sudden out of nowhere team red rider shows up in a car with random strike and his raptor in the back!!!!!.......

[SYKO]

random trike touts how his raptor can go 1 billion lights years an hour while shooting small animals, all the while Team red rider tells of how he lost the police in his quadrupal supercharged tripple turbo 1 second K car and his Klt 250 that can cross demensions its so fast... everyone was so amazed by their awesome machines and technical prowless that they...........

[sandrion]

then out of the woods rode sandrion on his ATC 110 with three trail pros and the trail pros knocked everyone out and took all their stuff and left and since nobody knows where sandrion is they never saw any of their beloved machines again.....:(

[ATC-Eric]

Until!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...................

[Daddio]

After a while sandrion started to feel bad about stealing the trikes and wondered if he would end up in Hell for what he'd done. At that very moment teamgeek and roger found him with all of the trikes and he realized that .........

[ironchop]

he was COVERED in Armorall...and since Armorall is flammable...especially in Hell

[300rman]

he burned to a crisp, but out of that crisp sprang a ATC 500r with a 2000CC cylinder on it, producing a gajillion horsepower, and with this newfound ride, satan then........

[ironchop]

still steamin mad for losin that golden fiddle to Johnny in that showdown challenged Sandrion to a race for his soul....in return should Sandrion win, he was guaranteed he could ride his Armorall-ed butt outta hell on that 500r complete with a lifetime supply of Trail Pros....which translates to three tires

The race was scheduled to be held (posed) on the most scenic plateau in Hell when out of the wild blue yonder.......

[300rman]

Edog rode out of the sunset on his chainsaw, and sawed satan's hands off, guaranteeing Sandrion's win in the showdown, but then all of a sudden.........

[Yamada]

Chuck Norris kicked Edog's ass and kissed Sandrion

[SYKO]

on the lips... while everyone was stunned woundering why CHuck Norris the fealess leader of the fraggle rock would do such a thing... then Chucks mortal enemy the only thing stronger then him BLACK NORRIS appeared.

Chuck screamed like a little girl and roundhouse kicked his way out of there as fast as he could. Then Black norris said that we should all obey the CSPC's ban on trikes and turn all our trikes in... but all this was heard on the plannet CYBERTRON where OPTIMIS PRME called for the AUTOBOTS to ROLL OUT to save there 3 wheeled breatheren on the plannet earth from Black norris who really worked for the cspc.

in the mean time while the autobots were on there way skelator over heard the conversation as well and deciced to..........

[atctim]

have a sexy party. So he invited.........

[Yamahondaman]

HR Puffenstuff who was driving by with the Banana Splits 6-Wheeler On the way to pick up Pee Wee herman to go to the ...........

[johnny's X]

edogs house to test out his new knee pads! While edogs was using his new knee pads with pee wee, edogs wife walked in and......

[Itrike]

ask where the 250r was , as she was looking for somthing exciting to ride , edog replied---

[atctim]

"I sold it to buy a new digital camera to take pictures of my 85 350X I just got". Edog's wife replied - "but you spend so much money on Krylon to get that 250r looking nice - why would you sell it and buy a digital camera?"

To which E-Dog replied................................

[Yamada]

The 250R looked to fast sitting in the garage with the doors open...

[brapp]

and the wind blowign trough so i had to sellit so i can have a......

[DixiePlowboy]

.....lot of money to hire Jay and Silent Bob to ride around the country knocking on the doors of everyone that's making fun of me on 3WW and kick the crap out of them.

After she left the room, shaking her head in disgust, Tinkerbell flew in the open door of the garage and.....

[devilman]

she jumped on the 250R, gave it one kick and revved it up. Edog, not knowing what that sound was, as he has never heard it before, quickly ran outside to see............

[MickeyMig01!]

Mickey Migilicuty and Yoda BJ/Doggy/Hi-Fiving his wife while pee wee videotaped it all with his new digital camera. It was pretty sweet and to his surprise, Pee Wee was.....

[ATC-Eric]

having wild homosexual intercourse with mickey migilicuty, while edog was all like man, thats sick, so edog.................

[300rman]

wild homosexual intercourse
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[ATC-Eric]

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EDIT: and your F@#$%(*& up the story punk!

[Eric250R]

having wild homosexual intercourse with mickey migilicuty, while edog was all like man, thats sick, so edog.................

quickly grabs his wife, throws her on his 350X and tears out of there. But as he hits the road, the rear wheel flies off........

[Daddio]

was forced to turn away and to his amazement when he turned back around peewee and mickey had vanished almost as fast as they had arrived. He began to wonder if this had all been a bad dream or something more sinister. As he pondered this..............................

[The Goat]

not pee wee...he was the goat...shooting mickey right in his annoying ass.

[MickeyMig01!]

Mickey rolled up on his 900R with Yoda riding b1tch. Edog knew that his radness was no match for Mickey and the force at this point. Then, out of the blew, Yoda pulls out his light saber and........

[300rman]

Was this directed towards me?


directed toward the quoted text :wild sexual intercourse"


:rolleyes:


Back on track:

Shoves the lightsaber up migilicuty's arse, and tells him if he doesnt shut his stupid mouth, hes gonna...............

[johnny's X]

he was gonna buy up all the Krylon so edog could never get the X looking as fast as the R does. Mean while in the bat cave robin was looking into the bat cam and seeing how hot edog looked in his hot pink spandex pants and tube top so he decided to...

[atctim]

Call over Mickey McGulicutty so he could get a quick reach-around. As Mickey entered the bat cave - in ran YTM200Boy with a left handed screw driver and a bucket of Natural gas. "Mickey" YTM200Boy screamed, you are supposed to"...............................

[250rfan]

be my boyfriend,,,,,whats edog & 'bobin' robin going to think,, just then robin entered the bat cave closely followed by edog(in his pink hot pink spandex pants and top tube.

It was like a 3ww death match scenario.......................

[Mosh]

When all of the sudden.....Team Red Rider Showed up with the STEP DOWN SKATE TEAM,riding aboard a K car convertable,Sporting a "Ultimate Secret Wiring Harness" that added 40 Horespower,and enabled you to lean out your fuel mixture.
Sporting 3 Hefty sacks full of cheap spray paint,they all stopped their battle royale immedaitely to get stoned off the fumes,When................

[Daddio]

they were all sufficiently buzzed edog confided in them that he was actually Underdog in disguise and he also had super powers. Mickey not wanting to be left out.............

[brapp]

bent over and let e doggy pound him in the butt witch remind sme of a senerio from trikefest where 03 orange shee went and........

[y2kane]

the boy woke up realizing the whole mess was a complete nightmare. He ran to his garage and looked in to make sure his 84 Big red 200es, 1984 200s, and his 250r were all still intact. Wiping the sweat from his forehead he....

[Eric250R]

realized that it hadn't been a dream at all. Then.....in the distance.....he hears the dreaded war cry.... " Now is the time for Dr.Death " .........

[Daddio]

Then he hears it, FACT; a sick sounding 2stroke, Fact; it's missing and popping, sounds like it's never been properly tuned, Fact: it dies before it gets to the bat cave and he has to push it, Fact: and now is the time for Dr. Death.

When he finally see's the dreaded Tiger it looks as if it was a krylon restoration. Then he notices Dr. Death looks oddly like edog. Could it be.................

[atctim]

could it really be that Dr Death and E-Dog are one and the same - could it be E-Death???? Could it be Dr. Dog??? Who was this masked man with all the spray paint? Who was this man dressed in a red velvet cape? Why it was neither E-dog, nor Dr. Death - it was none other than.....................

[johnny's X]

Richard Simons kicking the door in on edogs garage to find team red rider and edog sitting on the newly aquired X.together. Richard noticed that TRR was on the back and his hands were laying in edogs lap. Richard was all bent out of shape that his own son edog would be a reciever and not a giver. Just then TRR got up and pulled his.........

[keister]

powerband out of his pocket. james9r9r came running through the door shouting, "Hey, I have been looking for that since.....

[atctim]

I tore apart my 200X and couldn't put it back together". As James9r9r gathered up his courage to ask for it back, Team Red Rider hopped on his skateboard and gathered all his emo belongs to hit the skate park. It was starting to get late so team Red rider called Sykolincoln to ask for a ride. Syko showed up on the scene and..................

[ATC-Eric]

Instead of giveing red ride a ride to the park, gave him the worst asskicking of his life for being such a tool. Havaing worked up quit the appetite, Alan then proceeded to the local Ryans steakhouse, where he.................

[johnny's X]

was in his car and stripped down nude and ran into the steak house and shouted
" I HAVE YOUR TUBE STEAK ON SPEACIAL" just then he looked over and saw Raffa eating all the corn in the place. Then syko grabbed his tube steak and shoved it deep into........

[atctim]

The Oven. "YEEOOOOOOOO" Syko screamed, as Raffa calmy looked up from his huge platter of Corn. "Why did you do something like that" Raffa asked. "I did it to take my mind off the huge smack down I just laid on TRR. If I don't do stuff to hurt myself, I hurt others - really badly." As the Night Manager was bandaging up Syko's wounds, Raffa got up from his chair, mounted his wicked awesome yz490 powered Drag-Z and yelled at the top of his lungs"...............

[johnny's X]

I WISH THIS WAS A HONDA!!!!!!!! Just then edog came walking in a grabbed the night manager and said nobody bandages my man there. Syko got a huge smile on his face because he knew he man loved him. Just as edog started to put syko wounded area into his mouth, Sloth from the goonies grabbed edog by the back of his head and that is my baby ruth. Sloth then............

[ATC-Eric]

looked Alan dead in the eyes, and proclaimed: "Syko, I am your father!" And then Syko was all like....................

[honda_atc200es]

(lmfaooooo) .....NOOOOOOOO, sloth proceeded chop off syko's hand with a near by knife and syko fell down a large open manhole in the parking lot............

[Eric250R]

As Syko lay there racked with pain, he could hear the faint sounds of a 500R roaring up. As he crawled his way to the top of the manhole, he saw Billy jump from his trusty steed and slay the evil Sloth. Then, as Billy stood over his fallen foe, he shouted: " Free mustache rides for everyone " they all rejoiced and.......

[Daddio]

gathered up syko and his freshly severed limb and rushed him to the hospital where he ended up in the same room as team red rider. hehe Billy and the gang headed out in search of the best beer in the land but instead pulled into the first bar they came to where they found the Goat sipping..........

[gravelyman]

a bottle of amsoil

[Daddio]

But it was mixed 50-1 with devils taints. The amsoil just helps it go down easier. Billy and the boys bellied up to the bar and began belting down the beers. After a few hours of this they had totally forgotten their quest to find the best beer in the land and instead began searching for the ....................

[gravelyman]

hottest girls in the usa. along there quest they stumbled upon the bunny ranch in Nevada when

[SYKO]

they were approached by the bunny from the monte pythions film quest for the holy grail... Billy goes "awww what a cute luttul bunny wabbit...." when random strike pops up saying "BUT IT GOTS BIG FANGS!" billy "its ust a luttle bunny wabbit though" Random "im warning you its got bug fangs!

As billy approached the cute little bun bun.... IT LUNGED AT HIM VISCIOUSLY BITING HIM ON THE NECK AND CROTCH, as billy lay bleeding to death , random steped by him and nelt...

"I tried to wurn ya that bunny got big fangs!"


meanwhile back at the hostpital...

Syko was tired of hering all the stupid lies from team red rider and saying LOL after every sentence... so... that night as team red rider slept SYKO sneaked over and put madgog2020 into team red riders IV bottle....

that morning team red rider was dead..... when they asked Syko what my have happened durring the night all he said was...."natural selection?"

else where in Florida...........

[gravelyman]

A nerd with a trx 450r was beaten in a drag race by a trike so he hacked into the 3 wheeler world site and tried to crash it when.......

[MickeyMig01!]

Mickey Mig found him and did a sick burn out on the nerds face! Visibly upset about the nerd attempting to sabotage the 3 wheeler movement, Mickey proceeded to give the nerds mom a sweet pearl necklace all while the nerd watched in agonizing pain when all of the sudden.......

[gravelyman]

mickey mig shot a blank

[Daddio]

The nerd also discovered that Mickey suffered from E.D. or possibly a fate even worse than that. Mickey, embarrassed, hopped on his imaginary trike and galloped away making engine noises and..............

[honda_atc200es]

mickey mig shot a blank

(LMFAOO... continue :beer )

[johnny's X]

on his cell phone ordering the blue pills for his ED. As syko lay in the hopital bed a hot looking nurse came walking in and shut and locked the door behind her. She hopped on the bed and began strip tease. Syko's hands were all over the nurse. Just then she turns around and reveals she is a he she. Syko sat up in his bed and began to rub his/her man hood when the dead TRR sits up in his bed and.....

[atctim]

says" Mom - get off Syko - he tried to kill me last night - I am drunk as hell and you are all over him. I'm gonna call Dad and tell him." TRR - picked up the phone by his beside and called up Yamahonda man - Yamahonda man ansered the phone saying, "Hello........................

[johnny's X]

my son that I have tought all I know to. What can I do for you? TRR replied that syko was knocking the bottom out of mom or the other way around (he she). Yamahonda tells his son that is not really your mom and iam not really your father. TRR always thought he looked alot like edog and how similar that acted. Yamahonda says yes son edog is really your father and this is why you have a love for krylon paint. TRR gets in his car and drives over to edogs house and he walks in and finds edog huffing krylon paint. TRR tells edog he knows he is his father and they hug eachother and 2 days later edog is on intervention for huffing krylon and sitting in the room was the CEO of krylon and he said........

[MickeyMig01!]

Guess what! We just signed Mickey Mig to a 3 year deal to endorse our paint for 4.3 million dollars. And for the record, Mickey does not shoot blanks he just used all his reserves on Gravelymans sister just moments before the encounter with the nerds mom. Shortly after Mickey signed his Krylon contract…..

[300rman]

Edog burst in, undercut Micky-mig with an offer to do the job for free krylon, so no chaice was to be had but to burn mick's contract, and spraypaint him orange and throw him down the........

[ATC-Eric]

hall to the test lab where doctors once again quickly confirmed that Mickey is indeed, shoting blanks.


Meanwhile, back at...............

[johnny's X]

the corn eating contest were Raffa was cleaning up the compition. Brapp was in the basement of the hall were the contest was being held, he was electoplating edogs never ridden 250r with baking soda and a battery. Just then syko walked in the basement wearing only bra and thongs asking brapp to electroplate his....

[gravelyman]

his grill so he could me a gangsta.

[keister]

and with his new gold plated teeth, he proceeded to win the corn eating contest.

Then out of nowhere, a new contestant arrived on the scene. To everyone's disbelief he slapped down a 100 dollar bill and said I challenge anyone here to....

[outtaline]

See who can part out a trike faster. so edoggy and

[Chazz of Blades]

..............The new contestant locked eyes, until Edog said "I'm afraid, so I'll leave for a few years, only to pop back and shove pictures in everyone's faces!"

But his pictures turned into........








Sorry, had to revive this. Amazing what you find searching for unusual things.

[timex69]

a petition put together by 3ww to stop the spray painting of rusty parts needing only one more signature and ...

[stevensj13]

a petition put together by 3ww to stop the spray painting of rusty parts needing only one more signature and ...

then the petition was eaten by a hungry homeless man who claimed the fiber of the paper gave him special powers. When accused of being a nutcase, he proved he had magical powers by.....

[ezmoney1979]

Doing this- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTw9R81k8R8 When he was released from the hospital he determined he needed better suspension so he went out and bought some new.....................

[1985BigRed250ES]

showa hydraulic shocks for his trike only to find,,,,

[hadar]

An abandon warehouse filled with used trailpros mounted on rusty steel rims smothered in....

[Cave Rider]

tons of pidgeon poop,so we dismounted them and started a bonfire that lasted for weeks.Then on the last day the cpsc showed up and........

[250r_doverdemon]

brought some cold ones and we only remember...

[hadar]

That the cpsc is not to be trusted. They were the one's that....

[stevensj13]

crapped in the fridge. so.....

[Xpress]

Tom the Crapper Scraper got his trusty Crapper Scraper shovel and Scraped the Crap out of the CPSC. Which stands for Crappy People Scraping Crap.

[1985BigRed250ES]

so Edog come along on his rusty but trusty 250r,,,,

[just ben]

and challenged bcredneck to a build off. bc replied "I told you once you son of a trailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro,I'm the best there ever was! so they...

[threewheelin-feelin]

played fire on the mountain run boys run

[Stonewall]

...the Devil's in the house of the rising sun...

[TatTooL23]

....They were fabricatin' trikes yeah, just for fun....

[Stonewall]

'Til Stonewall came around with a machine gun...

[threewheelin-feelin]

edog then bowed his head cause he knew that he'd been beat.. and layed that golden esr head on the ground by bcrednecks feat....bc redneck said...

[Headsup]

"I told you once you son of a trailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro ,I'm the best there ever was!

[Stonewall]

Then stonewall shot bcredneck in the ass and started riding away on a Big Red when....

[Brockey]

The frame fell apart cause bcredneck switched it out for bed rails while backs were turned

[Headsup]

Then he Tries to shoot the Gas tank, But Missed and Hit A trailpro !! All of a Sudden......

[Chazz of Blades]

The trail pro stands up, rolls on over, lets out a bloodcurdling roar from being awakened from it's eternal slumber, and........

[Stonewall]

Swallows Edog and his Krylon whole, then charges Stonewall, who was hastily trying to tack weld his frame back together, when.......

[hoosierlogger]

bcredneck shows up and uses a garage door hinge and a section of bed frame to help fix the frame. After they got the frame fixed they......

[1985BigRed250ES]

went about ten feet and the swingarm fell off the bigred, they then....

[just ben]

burned the big red to keep warm,only to find...

[jfaulkner02]

.......that the Big Red burns like cedar, so they chopped up a trx450r. This 450r, a rather stinky burner, but lasts for several hours through the night.....