I Hate JERKS!!

[ATC crazy]

OK...so I just got back from the mud holes that I usually go to every weekend. It has rained 5 inches over the past 3-1/2 days, so the water was up past the headlights on an old F-150 on 39.5" TSL's...


Anyways...My friends like to throw mud. They find it hilarious. But only if it is at other people's vehicles. Especially my "new" '97 F-150 that I've only had for a little over a month. There is (was :mad: ) not a single scratch on it. Now, after washing off the softball-sized chunks of mud, I'm finding softball-sized patches of scratches and dings in it. I coulda swore one of the chunks broke a window until I checked it out. :mad:

No matter how hard I yell at them, they keep doing it. I can yell and scream until I pass out....but when I come to, the truck will be covered.

I just pisses me off so much...I cant explain for fear of breaking the language filter... :mad:

*****

So....can anyone think of a solution, or payback afterwards?

[atcmatt]

Get some flour and water. Mix it up and dump it on their cars. Itll be a real ***** to clean off it it dries!

HAHA :w00t:

Matt

[wanta250r]

When talking to them maturely doesn't work no more, you got to do to them what they do to you. :w00t:

[cajun66]

File a suit for criminal vandalism to a moveable. That ought to get their attention.

[84250r]

A pair of boxing gloves and a very small ring.

[jeswinehart]

Time to exspand.


john

[Dynofox]

Sounds like you need new friends.

[md1985250r]

If a so called "friend" does not have enough respect for his friend(s), then they are no friend at all. GREG

[Banage]

I agree if a mature conversation wont stop them, They have no respect for you and your things, you need new friends.


On the upside, my truck is so bad looking i just got 3 rattlecans and it looks like new, so everytime something happens, its $3 in gas and $0.82 for some paint.

[OldSchoolin86]

Time to exspand.
Yup, new friends.

[Tri-ZNate]

drill a hole in the underside of their exhausts. Put a grease fitting in it and pump it full of grease. Its funny to see their faces when a cop pulls them over telling them there car is smoking like its on fire :D. It will smoke so bad that noone will be able to drive behind them. And they wont notice it till the exhaust heats up so it is a perfect prank. And the smoke will go away in a day or two, so just roll back under one night and do it again :lol:

[hrc85250r]

no way, the best way without doing anything actually damaging or permanent(i think) is to put some dead fish somewhere in their trucks. lol.

[TrikeKid]

Dead fish on top of the cat or muffler, if you can on the exhaust manifolds or headers works best. Next time you mow your lawn dump grass all over their vehicles, no damage but its a ***** to get all of it off (a horticulture class at my school did that to a car once). Glue BB's in their valve stem caps, they'll be POed when they air their tires back up and they go flat as soon as their done.

[jsimonh]

Shoe polish the inside of their windows instead of the outside. It doesn't hurt anything and is a real pain in the butt to clean up. ;)

[hotroddal]

well, god gave you two fist's for a reason.

[3 weelin geezer]

How about a rainbow sticker on the back license plate? (if they are not gay)

[ATC crazy]

Heh...thanks for the replies guys. I've already had a little talk with them about it a few weeks ago. If this happens again, they will be looking for a new friend.


I've already got a suggestion to get a free estimate for a paint job, and shoving it in their faces, threatening them to take it through insurance if it happens again.


Although...some of those pranks do sound tempting :lol:

[honda200]

if you want to do even a small, harmless prank, you can always put grease on the back sides of their door handles on their cars, they cant see it but when they go to open the door, they get a hand full of grease!!

or, you can catch a little gardener snake and put it in their car too, thats always funny

Curtis