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ATC crazy
11-01-2005, 05:34 PM
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.


Lady 1: What's that?

Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Lady 1: Where did you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.


The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely. She is, after all, over 80 years of age, but he very delicately asks what brand she prefers.


Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

The pharmacist fainted

:lol:
Cody
11-01-2005, 06:30 PM
LOL! Great joke, someone should send it to Camel.
nouseforaname90
11-01-2005, 06:45 PM
Condom.. BTW.

But not a bad joke.
Howdy
11-01-2005, 07:32 PM
LOL! Great joke, someone should send it to Camel.
That joke is older than a lot of the members here. I am sure they have heard it. Even though it is a old joke I still laugh when I hear / read it again.
Howdy
Tri-ZNate
11-01-2005, 11:54 PM
lol I got that email yesterday.
RedRider_AK
11-02-2005, 01:35 AM
Wouldnt the condom melt? Arrgh im pissed cause my backspace, enter and arrow buttons dont work anymore. Thanks a lot mom.
Banage
11-02-2005, 11:10 AM
thats funny, hey redrider take your keyboard apart and clean it
ATC crazy
11-02-2005, 05:18 PM
Condom.. BTW.



I was wondering why it looked funny when I was typing it... :wondering
RedRider_AK
11-03-2005, 05:48 PM
hey redrider take your keyboard apart and clean it
I would but it's a laptop and not mine so I won't.
eh_tee_see
11-04-2005, 12:30 AM
hey ridrider, where at in alaska are you from??? i live out by king salmon.