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smokinwrench
03-15-2006, 09:03 AM
WARNING: DO NOT HIT THIS SIGN....Rim Drive, Durango, Co

CRUISE SHIPS USE AIRPORT EXIT....San Diego

CALLAHAN TUNNEL NO END...Boston

STOP: DRIVE SIDEWAYS....Japan detour sign

A Street Downtown 1 MILE

CAUTION WATER ON ROAD DURING RAIN

ENTRANCE ONLY DO NOT ENTER

Diesel Fried Chicken

Kids With Gas Eat Free

Menu in Maine restuarant: Open 7 days a week and weekends

When this sign is under water this road is impassible

POO PING
THAI CHINESE
CUISINE

We repair what your husband fixed.

In a cafeteria: Shoes required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.

In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed.

Country shop in WV: We buy junk and sell antiques.

Russell 350X
03-15-2006, 09:16 AM
:wondering

Howdy
03-15-2006, 09:21 AM
I got a funny one to add. On the way to the Badlands there is a sign that says:
Sherril's
Eat Here
&
Get Gas

I have a picture of it some where. I will post it if I can find it.
Howdy

Yamahauler
03-15-2006, 10:23 AM
I seen one on another site, cant find the picture though.

"This sign has sharp edges"

Yamahauler
03-15-2006, 10:29 AM
http://k1ck.com/k1ck2005/images/stories/gallery/this-sign-has-sharp-edges.jpg
here it is:lol:

LonesomeTriZ
03-15-2006, 10:31 AM
Has any one seen the "Big Bone Lick" state park sign on the way to Trikefest?

MichiganRedneck
03-15-2006, 10:43 AM
man Yamahauler, that is hilarious :lol: :lol:

Lomax
03-15-2006, 11:16 AM
There is a sign about 20 minutes from here, Its a hurricane evacuation route sign, there's nothing really special about that except it location. Its on main street in Vivian La. To see where that is go here Mapquest.com and type in Vivian La.

daputz
03-15-2006, 05:02 PM
here is a sign for a atv area in Kenosha WI

http://www.graphics.glassmarble.com/ghome/polgal/polimages/Pimage01.jpg

NOS_350X
03-15-2006, 05:21 PM
The 420 defently looks photochoped in there. :cry:

daputz
03-15-2006, 06:38 PM
The 420 defently looks photochoped in there. :cry:

it could be...........I got the image off of google, but there truely is a rec area named bong in Kenosha.

ATC crazy
03-15-2006, 07:00 PM
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/007_moose_parts.jpg
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/009_street_down.jpg
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/011_bone_lick.jpg
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/020_climax.jpg
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/024_curl_up.jpg
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/033_eat_here.jpg

ATC crazy
03-15-2006, 07:02 PM
Sorry...but I just had to post this one! :lol:


http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/044_f_king.jpg

Banage
03-15-2006, 10:14 PM
Hahahaha hahhaha

Hornetpowerspor
03-15-2006, 10:55 PM
In the town of Troy Michigan, near Detroit, there is an exit 69 to Big Beaver Rd. Here is a link to some hotels in the area or something. I laugh every time that I drive by that sign!!!!!!http://www.somersetinn.com/contact/mapanddirections.htm

atcmatt
03-16-2006, 03:05 AM
There is one in a town called "Yass" is NSW, Australia. It is a giant, I mean giant McDonalds sign that has the traditional "M" logo followed by Yass. In close succession. It is obvious what it reads.."MYass". I think it also has the 1km to bit before hand. 1km to MYass! haha.

Matt

traxxasx
03-16-2006, 07:01 AM
[/IMG]http://www.rydersranch.ca/i/humor/tn_Funny_Vancouver.jpg

http://kc5mpk.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/image004.jpg

http://www.4humor.com/fv/pictures/crock.jpg

http://www.snowman-jim.org/humor/roadsigns/1fdfca_jpg.jpg

http://eul0000562.eu.verio.net/boreme/media-pictures/signs-1.jpg

http://content.collegehumor.com/items/2005/12/collegehumor.1637572.451xAUTO.jpg

http://content.collegehumor.com/items/2003/09/collegehumor.18769.451xAUTO.jpg

LonesomeTriZ
03-16-2006, 10:19 AM
There is the big bone lick sign I mentioned. i meant to take a photograph of it when we came back through, but I fell asleep.

Howdy
03-16-2006, 10:30 AM
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/033_eat_here.jpg

That's the sign that I drive by on the way to the Badlands. I laugh everytime I see it. lol
Howdy

MichiganRedneck
03-16-2006, 10:51 AM
that dog one is great! :lol: :lol: :w00t:

traxxasx
03-16-2006, 06:54 PM
http://www.graffitiworx.com/images/NoPetsLG.jpg

http://www.hotrodsandclassics.com/roadsigns/road%20021.jpg

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Sign-Golf-Balls.jpg

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/SpeedoSign.jpg

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/2752/billclin14mh.jpg

erectordale
03-16-2006, 07:00 PM
the Clinton sign is great

84honda 200X
03-19-2006, 02:30 AM
Lol we found a sign a couple weeks ago in town that said SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY. We got a pretty good laugh out of that one. One of my friends went back later that night and took it home with him its hanging in his room now.

q_r86250
03-29-2006, 04:41 PM
ive seen a sign that made me laugh for days, but i cant remember where,

it read cemetary road. dead end

Unclediezel
03-29-2006, 06:26 PM
Where in Mass. Are you?

There is The same sign on Litchfield road, Next to the post office

Rex Karz
04-01-2006, 12:14 AM
http://www.ogrish.com/archives/2004/april/OGRISH-dot-com-reserved.jpg

Wickedfinger
04-01-2006, 01:35 PM
Theres one around the corner from me that reads "Slow, Blind Child Area". Its an actual, official yellow diamond type street sign thats mounted in a quiet neigborhood. When I was a kid, I would always ask my dad "How would a blind kid know to stay in this area and if hes so slow, wouldn't you have enough time to avoid him before you ran into him?".

dizasterzrfun69
11-01-2007, 01:10 AM
Well it's an old thread but here is a stupid sign i saw when i went to the brickyard 400 a few months back

Aka_am
11-01-2007, 01:34 AM
There's a sign in sterling by me on this bar.. It says "Got dick? we do!" or something...

Bringing old threads back! WOOT! :(

longbedGTs
11-01-2007, 09:41 AM
Captian Obvious had this one put up. :w00t:

84honda200s
11-01-2007, 12:15 PM
lmao them are some good dam signs for sure.

steven 250sx
11-01-2007, 02:15 PM
lol agreed

400exguy
11-01-2007, 08:04 PM
Here is a link to some funny ones. http://www.roadtripamerica.com/signs/categories.htm
By my buddies camp there is a road called "Don't Even Think About it Road" Well yeah its an old logging road that has been grown over with huge ruts and stuff...so yeah dont even think about taking it. Im serious, its a real sign made by the state.

Banage
11-02-2007, 09:09 AM
A sign in the oven at my work: "not working parts on order" haha

Dirtcrasher
11-02-2007, 08:03 PM
When I was married that bit%$#! forced me to cruise to BERMUDA every year. There was a shop near the port that had glass blowing. The sign in the front said "BLOWING TODAY". I have a picture of me next to it somewhere, I'll try to find it....

Erics350x
11-07-2007, 12:42 AM
Theres on in Panama for a Crab House that says
I got my Crabs from Dirty Dicks. Don't that make you hungry?

thefox
11-07-2007, 12:50 AM
Here is one from the gocart track from Spring break a few years back...

Tri-ZNate
11-07-2007, 12:57 AM
Here is the sign I took a Pic of yesterday

jason 32
11-07-2007, 01:11 AM
** do NOT Type around the word filter **
poo- ping-


lololololol


thats crazy *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited*- get it- lololol

Enigma
11-08-2007, 11:59 AM
This one made me chuckle

400exguy
11-08-2007, 12:29 PM
This one made me chuckle

Haha that one is funny, i like it!