Dave223
05-04-2006, 09:23 PM
Boudreaux was fall in love with Marie and ax her to marry him.
Now, Marie was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the bees. Boudreaux was a poor fisherman and could not afford to take time off for a honeymoon. So, that night that they were married, they retired to his little shack on the bayou.
When Boudreaux was undressing Marie said, "Oh Boudreaux, what dat is ?"
Boudreaux being very quick thinking and sensitive to Marie's naivety said, "Marie, my love, I am the only man in the world wit one of these."
And, then, he proceeded to show her what it was for,.... and Marie was happy, her!
The next morning Boudreaux went off to fish as usual, him. When he returned home that evening, Marie was on the front porch obviously upset about something. "Boudreaux, you told me that you were the only man in the world with one of those, and I saw Thibodeaux, our friend changing his clothes behind the fish shed, and he had one, too."
Thinking fast, Boudreaux said, "Oh, Marie, darling. Thibodeaux is my very best friend. I had two of dem things, so I gave him one. He is the only other man in the world with one of dosz."
Marie being very naive, accepted his answer and they did their thing again that night.
Boudreaux went off to fish again, the next morning, and when he returned home, Marie was very upset, and stamping her foot on the porch.
Boudreaux said, "Marie, what is the matter now?"
"Boudreaux, you gave Thibodeaux de bes' one!!"
:lol: :lol:
Now, Marie was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the bees. Boudreaux was a poor fisherman and could not afford to take time off for a honeymoon. So, that night that they were married, they retired to his little shack on the bayou.
When Boudreaux was undressing Marie said, "Oh Boudreaux, what dat is ?"
Boudreaux being very quick thinking and sensitive to Marie's naivety said, "Marie, my love, I am the only man in the world wit one of these."
And, then, he proceeded to show her what it was for,.... and Marie was happy, her!
The next morning Boudreaux went off to fish as usual, him. When he returned home that evening, Marie was on the front porch obviously upset about something. "Boudreaux, you told me that you were the only man in the world with one of those, and I saw Thibodeaux, our friend changing his clothes behind the fish shed, and he had one, too."
Thinking fast, Boudreaux said, "Oh, Marie, darling. Thibodeaux is my very best friend. I had two of dem things, so I gave him one. He is the only other man in the world with one of dosz."
Marie being very naive, accepted his answer and they did their thing again that night.
Boudreaux went off to fish again, the next morning, and when he returned home, Marie was very upset, and stamping her foot on the porch.
Boudreaux said, "Marie, what is the matter now?"
"Boudreaux, you gave Thibodeaux de bes' one!!"
:lol: :lol: