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the great gazoo
05-06-2006, 07:39 PM
Why are there not any night clubs on Venus?

bluevetteguy
05-06-2006, 07:51 PM
Um... why?

ride_red_95
05-06-2006, 09:11 PM
because theres no oxygen?.... i don't know

Cody
05-06-2006, 09:28 PM
No clue. Would have been better if you put the answer beneith it in small letters.

1985_250_ATC
05-06-2006, 09:45 PM
Why dont midgets like barbacues?



































The stakes are to high :)

250r'en +TCB
05-07-2006, 07:25 AM
the atmoshphereic pressure would crush any living thing. Not to mention the surface tempature due to greenhouse gasses is 800f degree's or more.....

the great gazoo
05-07-2006, 11:28 AM
There's no atmosphere! NYUK NYUK NYUK.

bluevetteguy
05-07-2006, 03:05 PM
not quite.. your answer should have been there is too much atmosphere

250r'en +TCB
05-07-2006, 06:00 PM
There's no atmosphere! NYUK NYUK NYUK.
The joke is on you my friend....... Venus has so much atomosphere that you would instanty die if you were exposed to it. It would shrink an inflated basketball to half it's size...... Though it is the 2nd planet from the sun, it has a hotter surface tempature than mecury (1st) because all the sunlight it recieves is trapped by the extreme amounts of carbon dioxide and carbon monoxide (green house affect). The russians sent 2 probes there built as best as they could possibly be to take the heat, and they didn't even last 50 minutes.....
This joke would have worked if you had said, the moon, pluto or mercury though.....

IrvSLedman
05-09-2006, 07:41 PM
...wow. you take your planets alittle too seriously dude..

RedRider_AK
05-10-2006, 02:26 PM
How do you keep black guys from jumping on your bed?

Put Velcro on the ceiling. HAW HAW HAW. :lol:

ATCWRENCH
05-10-2006, 02:52 PM
whats 60ft long and smells like piss?
















congo line at the old folks home:lol:

250r'en +TCB
05-10-2006, 05:00 PM
...wow. you take your planets alittle too seriously dude..
I study astronomy and it's just that he is dead wrong...... The complete opposite of correct:lol: