Yo mama is....

[ATC crazy]

...so fat, the last time she wore high-heels she struck oil

Yo mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was a kid they tied a pork chop around her neck so the dog would play with her.

Yo mama's so fat, she hoola-hooped the super bowl.


:D

Your turn :lol:

[edog]

Your mamma is so fat........

She has her own area code.

[chris200x]

Your mama so fat... when she gets road rage she flips a chicken finger!

[bigredhead]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3007417704059163679

Mr T says " Respect your mother ! "

[ATCWRENCH]

yo mamma so fat...the doctors diagnosed her with a skin eating disease and gave her ten years to live.:lol:

[Billy Golightly]

Yo momma so fat, I had to take plane 3 trains and a bus just to get on the bitches good side!

[topoortorideon4]

i love my momma very much.... now you know that

[MN250R]

Your mamas teeth are so yellow, when she yawns traffic slows down. :naughty:

[Dammit!]

Your mama's so black and her teeth are so yellow, when she smiles she looks like a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet.

[rdnkoutlawinca]

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the super bowl....
Yo mama's so ugly, she can't even sneak up on a glass of water...

[Fox250R]

your mamma's are so fat, they make the people i seen on 3ww look like midgets! :naughty::crazy: Your mama's is so FAT, when you were a child she ate your chicken pox!!!

[ATC crazy]

:crazy: your mama's are so FAT,when someone yelled haul *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited*, she had to make three trips!:eek: :eek: :eek:


I was just gunna say the same thing! :lol:


Yo mama so fat, when she wears a red shirt all the kids come runnin' and yell "KOOL AID! KOOL AID!".....

Your mama so black that when she attended night school, they counted her absent.

Yo mama so fat when she stands on a scale it says "to be continued"

Yo mama so fat, she sat on a Nintendo 64 and made 4 game boys...

[85ytz250n]

You mama so fat its easier to climb over her that walk around her.

[Lomax]

Your momma's ass is so big, when she sits down she's 3 feet taller.

[ATCWRENCH]

yo mama so fat, fat blasterd is her mini me

[dividebyzero]

yo momma is so fat,she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck

[Banage]

Your moma smells so bad speedstick slowed down and stopped!!!

Your mama's so fat, her blood type is ragoo!!!

[dizasterzrfun69]

your mommas so fat she has every caterer on speed dial.

your mommas so fat her butt has more bass than a car speaker.

your mommas so fat she went to a barbecue and they put an apple in her mouth.

your mommas so fat her maiden name was bacon.

your mommas so fat when she farted with jeans on it looked like a mouse ran down her leg.

your mommas so fat when she has sex guys ask her for directions.

your momma is so fat she eeats her ceral out of a satellite dish.

your momma is so fat she has to douche with a super soaker.

your mommas so fat when i got on top of her i burnt my a** on the lightbulb.

:postwhore


yes i have more lol

Kevin

[BIGCRIP28]

yo mama is so ghetto, when you were born you incubator was tinted

[dizasterzrfun69]

ok i know its your "MOMMA" but.... your daddy is so dumb he thought grape nuts was an STD.

[topoortorideon4]

yo mamma is so nasty she ate up minopoly and S-H-I-T out connect four

[ATC crazy]

Yo mama so stupid, I told her the car was out of gas, and she went out and farted in it...

[topoortorideon4]

Yo mammas so stupid she sold the car for gas money

[Somekindofjerk]

YO mammas so dumb she tried to alphabetically order skittles

[Fox250R]

Yo mammas so stupid she sold the car for gas money
LOLLOLOL...................

[Fox250R]

:crazy: your mama's are so FAT,when someone yelled haul *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited*, she had to make three trips!:eek: :eek: :eek:
Yo mamas so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here she put Sagittarius

[fatcat]

yo mama's so fat she saw a school bus go by and yelled stop that twinki

[smackkk]

yo mama is so fat when the *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited* wore a yellow dress she always had the kids from the neighborhood hanging off of her cause the thought she was the school bus.

yo mama is so fat when she bleed , she bleed gravy !

yo mama is so fat when she bleed, she bleed domino sugar !

Yo mama is so broke, I saw her kicking a can and I said whatcha doin ? she said movin!

yo mama is so black, she look like an eclipse.

yo mama is so fat, when she walk, you smell bacon cookin'

yo mama is so old, when she fart, she fart cobwebs.

yo mama is so old, she went to skool wit Moses.

you mama is so fat, shen she have sex, yo daddy slaps her on the azz and just ride the wave in.

yo mama is so fat, when yo daddy have sex with he he have to roll her in flour and aim fo da wet spot !

yo mama is so fat, her belt say, DUNLOP !

yo mama is so broke that, she can't even pay attention....!

yo mama is so ugly, that when she fianlly told ya who your daddy was, yall were at wal-mart and she pointed him out on the shelf. He's a turkey baster son that there is yo daddy.

yo mama is more confused than a blind lesbian in a fish market.

yo mama is more confusing than fatheres day in the hood.!

you mama is so black, she look like a hershey's kiss. !

yo mama is so ugly she look like she ran through the ugly woods and hit every tree.

ohhhh so much yo mama jokes amd soooo little time.......

[82300R]

Yo mamas so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here she put Sagittarius
yo mamas so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the whole house!

[85hondaatc125m]

yo mamma is so stupid, she thought a quarter horse, was the ride outside the Wal-Mart

[Fox250R]

yo mamas so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the whole house!
yo mama so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says, Okay

[82300R]

yo mama's butt is so big it says" ohtsu "on each cheek!:eek: :eek: :eek:

[bkipker2009]

yo mama is so stupid that she locked herself in the bathroom and S-H-I-T her self
yo mama is so stupid that she locked herselfin a pantry and starved to deth
yo mama is so uguly she looked out the window and got arested for mooning

[Howdy]

Yo momma is so fat, when she walked into the room, the room tilted.

[Banage]

Your mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Your mama so ugly, when she walks into the strip club, they pay her to keep her cloths on

[bkipker2009]

do you know what your mama and michel jackson have in commen, it is hard to tell wich parts are real.

[ATC crazy]

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

[MyMistress86R]

Yo momma is so fat...her senior picture is an ariel photograph.

Yo momma is so black...she drinks water and pees coffee.

[westcoast TRI-Z]

Yo mamma is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the weight scale

Yo mamma is so fat, she fell off on both sides of the bed

[82300R]

there is so much food missing in yo mamas house, you had to **** off the dog to feed the cats!:crazy: :rolleyes: :D

[3peeler]

yo mama is so ugly shed make a train take a dirt road!

[Yamahauler]

yo mama so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says, Okay
:lol: :lol: :lol: :Bounce :Bounce

[82300R]

yo mama is so fat when she gets on a scale it don't say how much she weighs, it says" get off biatch"! :banned: :twisted: this thread died faster than the one asking for money! whats up huuuuuuuuuuhh.:naughty:

[erectordale]

mama died of obesity lol

[Yamaha Tri-Moto]

Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.

[Tri-Z 250]

Your mama's like a Taxi cab, 4 riders for one fare!!

[82300R]

yo momma is so fat, when she talks its in surround sound. whaaaaaatt.:naughty:

[82300R]

yo mamma is so fat, when she went to the zoo the elephants threw peanuts at her!:postwhore :postwhore :postwhore

[dovesprings250R]

Yo mama so fat when you walk around her you're a year older
Yo mama so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang
Yo mama so fat her belt buckle says "equator"
Yo mama's cooter so big and deep they give donkey rides to the bottom:w00t:

[82300R]

your mamma is so fat, the ho has ring around the tent!:twisted:

[82300R]

yo momma is soooo fat, she killed five ninja's defending a japanese resturant.:rolleyes: :banned: :banned: :banned: :postwhore :lock: :lock:

[82300R]

yo mamma's so fat, SHE IS the so fat joke.:naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

[caleb200x]

Your mama's so poor, she put Wal-Mart's free flyer on layaway.

[ride_red_95]

yo momma's so hairy her nipples have afros

[82300R]

yo mamma is soooooooo fat, she invented cottage cheese! whaaaat!:postwhore :postwhore :postwhore :lock: :lock:

[82300R]

yo mamma is so fat, she went to dairy queen and thought they named the place after her!:postwhore :postwhore :postwhore

[82300R]

yo mamma is so fat, i use the cheese from between her legs for chain lube!:pics: :pics: :pics:

[82300R]

your mamma is so fat,she went to get lap band surgury and one of the doctors got sewed up inside her.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Fox250R]

your mamma is so fat,she went to get lap band surgury and one of the doctors got sewed up inside her.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Your mother is so dumb, she thinks olde English 800 is a college course.

[82300R]

yo mamma is so fat, when she went to the circus the fat lady there said, "DAMMMMM"!:naughty: :naughty: :postwhore :postwhore

[400exXx]

Yo Mama arm pits so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock.

[Fox250R]

your mama so dumb she rides a quad!

[traxxasx]

Yo Mama arm pits so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock.



Yo mama arm pits so hairy she looks like she got buck wheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so hairy she got nipplefro.

and non mama joke...

dicks are like rubic cubes the more you pley with it the harder it gets

[ATC crazy]

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip

Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck

Yo mama's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.

Yo mama's so fat, she got it goin' on... and on and on and on.

Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet

[ATC crazy]

Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops

Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."

Yo mama's so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking

[ATC crazy]

Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"

Yo mama's so dirty, even Swamp Thing told the *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited* to shower

Yo mama's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water.

[Chevy200s]

haha, heres my momma joke:

your momma's pussy is so nasty, they make you eat that shiet on fear factor:lol:

[84honda200s]

your mama so fat it took your dad 5 years of rolling and 10000 pounds of flower to find the wet spot.

[Fox250R]

haha, heres my momma joke:

your momma's pussy is so nasty, they make you eat that shiet on fear factor:lol:
:crazy: .............

[BRIDGER]

I once put a quarter in Yo Mommas ear
she folded her teeth back and sucked my dick!:cool:

[84honda200s]

I once put a quarter in Yo Mommas ear
she folded her teeth back and sucked my dick!:cool:






lol chuckel chuckel

[Unclediezel]

I once put a quarter in Yo Mommas ear
she folded her teeth back and sucked my dick!:cool:


OUCH----Thats cold!!!!!!

[82300R]

:lol: :lol: THATS IT! i give up, you all win. i'm outta here.:lol: :lol:

[ATC crazy]

:lol: :lol: THATS IT! i give up, you all win. i'm outta here.:lol: :lol:

Yo mama's so fat, I had to install a garage door in my bedroom so she could get in and out :naughty:

[ride_red_95]

yo momma's so fat i threw a ball at her and it started to revolve around her

[petesatc]

man that MR.T video is funny:lol:

[82300R]

YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT! when my lawnmower broke. i hired her to eat my yard! whaaaat!!!!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[SYKO]

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT!! that even Chuck Norris wont F*ck with her!

[ATC crazy]

Haha...I can't believe this thread is still going! Awesome :lol: :lol:

[Billy Golightly]

Yo momma so fat she buys her clothes from Omar the tent maker.

[82300R]

your mamma is so fat,when she took you to the yamaha shop they thought you were trying to trade in a rhino!!!!!! waaaatttt!:pics:

[longbedGTs]

your mommas so small, she can hang glide on a dorito
your mammas so skinny, she can do pushups under a door
your mommas teeth are so yellow, she spits butter
your mommas house is so small, she walks in the back door and is in the front yard
your mammas so hungry, she heard it was raining cats and dogs so she went outside and opened her mouth
your mommas farts are so powerful they put holes in her pants

[Eric250R]

Your mamma is so poor the mat in front of her door just says: Well.
Your mamma's house is so small when you put a key in the door it pokes the *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited* in the eye.

[82300R]

your mamma is so fat, when she tried to give me a lap dance :naughty: one of her laps liked to smother me!:crazy:

[TwoHundredEx]

Your momma is so fat, she uses the I-95 as a slip-n-slide
Your momma is so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change

[jason85atc250r]

yo mama is so fat, she wore stiletto heels and struck oil.

[82300R]

:twisted: yo mamma is so fat! when we was doing the bump the biatch knocked me through the wall! :twisted:

[Tryzeedudeman]

yo mammas breath stinks so bad when she yawns people look around and start asking who farted

[VenomRS4]

Sticks and Stones may break my bones....but your moms a hoe.

[Kintore]

Yo mama is just plain fat dude

[NINJA]

Yo mama is so ugly, that when she glanced at the squad car next to her in the intersection, they arrested her for mooning.

[82300R]

yo mamma is so fat! when i went to her house for thanksgiving the biatch was stuffing the turkey!:mad: the whole turkey, in her mouth!:pics: :pics: :pics:

[225DX DUDE]

Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone.

[82300R]

your mamma is so fat! richard simmons saw her and said DAMMMMM!:naughty:

[RedRider_AK]

Yo mama so ugly, Leatherface wouldn't wear her if you paid him.

Yeah it's terrible. Sorry.

[82300R]

yo mamma is so fat! when she sat on santas lap:pics: and told him what she wanted for christmas all the children started crying cause she killed the s.o.b.!:drool: :welcome:

[cody2]

yo moma is like our local grocery store, eat well spend less

[HONDALUVR]

yo mama is so fat ... when she get cut she bleeds gravy !

yo mama is so fat she has golf balls disease ... the back of her legs looks like golf balls !!!

yo mama is so fat ... you get frequent flier miles just walking around her !!!

[82300R]

yo mamma is so fat! she was doing DEAL A MEAL and got caught counting cards! :w00t:

[82300R]

your mamma is so:drool: fat:drool: ! jenny craig told her to F.O.!:TrikesOwn

[82300R]

your mamma is so fat! :banned: when me an her went to the chinise buffet:naughty: , mr wang said all you get is :drool: " creme a sum ung gie"!!!!!!!!! :drool:

[69HemiGTX]

Your momma's so fat that her tiddies make yogurt.

Your mommas are so fat that if they were grouped together, they'd throw the planet off-balance.

Your momma's so small that she can swim in the bathtub.

[82300R]

yo mamma is so:twisted: fat and nasty,:twisted: that when she entered the state beauty contest she was crowned MISS MISSISSIPPI!!! YOU BETTER WORK IT GIRL!:naughty:

[82300R]

:pics: my 90 that caught on fires momma is so fat and nasty !!!!!!!!!!:pics: that when we was rockin' she bucked and sent me knockin' oooowwwwwwwww! doing the butt. ain't nutin wrong if ya got 90's butt all night looonnng.:eek: :eek:

[3 weelin geezer]

Your momma is so UUUUUUGLLAAAY, I mean sooooo UUGGLAY when she tried to enter an ugly contest they turned her away....No professionals allowed!!

[Chevy200s]

my favorite momma joke is a little differnent but still funny

I'd a been your daddy but the dog beat me up the stairs...

[factoryX]

why bring this up?


your momma is so fat, that she filled the bath tub and then turned on the water.

your momma is so fat, I ran around the house and saw her butt in every window.

your momma is so fat, that the only movie she could play a role in, is starwars as a stunt double of the death star. atleast she got the part twice.

your momma is so fat, her belt size is the equator.

[maggiesboy]

you don't have a mom, my dad and I share yours! :beer:

[300rman]

yo momma's so slutty, she dont charge, shes just glad to have something warm in her stomach.

[maggiesboy]

keep my mom out of this, and I'll keep this out of your mom :D

[factoryX]

time to bring out the chasity belt out of the closet...

[Tri-Z 250]

Your Momma is like a Taxi Cab...4 Riders for 1 Fare:lol:

[tanks350x]

not an original by me but,, Your momma so ugly, they renamed HALLOWEEN, YO-MAMMA-WEEN:lol: :lol: :D

[ditchmud]

Yo mommas like a doorknob...everyone gets a turn!
yo momma is so fat her she sweats chocolate syrup!
yo moma so stupid she told me to start this thread back up!

[fatcat]

yo mommas like wal-mart open 24-7

[firehart]

yo mama don't need a tube to go tubing.

[Shawn72]

Yo mama so fat....I tried to swerve around her and ran out of gas.

[piroguedog]

Ya mamma's sooo skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet!

[fabiodriven]

Yo mama's so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of her!