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Billy Golightly
09-22-2006, 09:07 PM
Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger
lounge in
Bozeman, Montana, waiting their flights. One is an American Indian
passing
through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings
for a
livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab
student,
newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East.

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two
Westerners
learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation
falls
into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine
table
and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind
outside
is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but
still
no plane comes.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks,
At one
time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my
people
were
few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and
from
the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl, "That's 'cause we
ain't
played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin."

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Howdy
09-22-2006, 09:19 PM
lmao!!! Oh how true that is!!
Howdy

smyers33
09-22-2006, 09:23 PM
Best one I've heard in a while!

Tri-ZNate
09-22-2006, 09:24 PM
:lol: very nice

250r'en +TCB
09-22-2006, 10:12 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good one man!!!

I'll add another good conservative joke to this thread.......

One day liberal man was driving home in his Geo from Washington DC after his work day was over at the EPA. It had been a long, tough day hugging trees, and he couldn't wait to get home.....

All the sudden the traffic just comes to a gringing hault, he sits motionless in this now parking lot for 20 minutes. It can't be an accident because he niether sees nor hears any sirens....

Then he spots a police officer walking by his car and he calls the officer over and ask "What has happened up ahead to stop traffic???". The officer says "Well sir you see, Hilary Clinton was leaving congress this afternoon in her limo and she was just so depressed about everybody calling her a communist and a socialist that she stopped in the middle of the street and now she's threating soak herself in gasoline and set herself on fire....."

The man in the Geo replies "Oh my how horrible, she is such good woman and an excellent politician! It would be a shame for this country to lose her! Officer please tell me, is there anything I can do to help?????"

The officer says "Well, we have started a collection to support her and her great causes...... You could donate, but I don't think you have that much to spare sir...."

The man says firmly "For such a noble woman I will donate everything I have!!!" As he pulls out his wallet and start counting his money he ask the officer "So how much have you collected for her so far???

The officer says "Well so far we have about 26 gallons but a lot of people are still syphoning their cars........."
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ATC-Eric
09-23-2006, 05:25 AM
The officer says "Well so far we have about 26 gallons but a lot of people are still syphoning their cars........."
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ulp, Ronins back on..............

TravEX
09-23-2006, 10:41 AM
"That's 'cause we
ain't
played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

My horse is ready!

Russell 350X
09-23-2006, 11:40 AM
lmao haha that was awsome, good one Billy lol.

ATC crazy
09-24-2006, 10:41 PM
My horse is ready!


...And my AK's are ready! :lol: