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TravEX
09-27-2006, 05:02 PM
I ran into someone today and her name is honestly KOCAINA BLUNT!!!

Any other strange names.

I knew a Rusty Nail 1 time.

250r'en +TCB
09-27-2006, 05:25 PM
We had a substitute in school one time who's name was "Dick Shavers" LMAO!!!

mymint87
09-27-2006, 05:35 PM
I know a girl whos name is "Ima Flunk"

Rm250RF900R
09-27-2006, 05:46 PM
What about the guy from the Red Sox named Cocoa Crisp.

84honda200s
09-27-2006, 05:57 PM
there was a football player named" ben gay"

danteross77
09-27-2006, 06:02 PM
New a guy in jail named Ben Dover, or thats what every one called him!! LOL

3leggeddog
09-27-2006, 07:57 PM
my buddy Harry Dick Fitzwell

him and my mint are very CLOSE freinds

ATC-Eric
09-27-2006, 08:01 PM
Used to know a guy named Whiskey..............

and this other guy named Bud Wiser! He's going to hate that name until college.

ATC crazy
09-27-2006, 10:22 PM
I went to school with a guy named Robert Dingus.

82300R
09-27-2006, 10:31 PM
I ran into someone today and her name is honestly KOCAINA BLUNT!!!

Any other strange names.

I knew a Rusty Nail 1 time.
i knew a guy named rusty nail, he worked offshore and lived in tennesse. wonder if its the same guy?

TravEX
09-27-2006, 10:48 PM
The Rusty Nail I knew off, worked in Arkansas as a Rehab Tech back in the mid 90's. He quit and moved before I met him.

A kid in my home town's first and middle name are Cordoba Sledge, they call him Cord, but if I were him I would insist on SLEDGE!!!

Kintore
09-27-2006, 11:07 PM
My last name is Ball,

and my cousins name is Crystal Ball

and my other one is Harry Ball

and my dad swears he knows a guy called Less Sugar

TravEX
09-27-2006, 11:12 PM
There was a Cherry Shavers in the paper a few weeks ago.

Billy Golightly
09-27-2006, 11:22 PM
Billy Golightly? haha

smokinwrench
09-27-2006, 11:22 PM
Drift Wood and his sister Timber Wood

My friend is going to name his daughter Holly Grace Wood.

85hondaatc125m
09-27-2006, 11:25 PM
Out were we farm we have a ton of farmers with the last names Waldenburger. Another name I have heard of that is funny is Dick Trickle.

atctim
09-28-2006, 06:49 AM
I swear by this - I used to have his business card and knew him; his name...........................Jack Hoffer

traxxasx
09-28-2006, 07:02 AM
They guy that lives across the street from me is named dick, and he is old short and wrinkely. Lol i dont know his last name but thats funny enough.

LonesomeTriZ
09-28-2006, 07:50 AM
Billy Golightly? haha


Is that what the women ask you to do? :naughty: :lol:

ml1275
09-28-2006, 08:08 AM
We had a customer where I used to work called Paul Ennis. Some wise crack had set up his account on the system as P ennis. Great :p

Amazingly when I moved jobs - about 20 miles I was recounting this tale to one guy and it turned out he actually new this fella!

ML

Howdy
09-28-2006, 08:21 AM
I have a friend who's name is Richard Swallow. Everyone calls him Dick Swallow. He was a setup man at my job, until he retired. It was funny because I would page him over the intercom like this:
Dick ( pause 2-3 sec ) Swallow to the Drill line / Broach / Tire Press / ect.

When I worked in Elkhart, IN I worked with a kid who's name was Donald Duck. He lived about 8-10 miles from John Swinehart. ;)
Howdy

firehart
09-28-2006, 08:27 AM
The guy who used to own a local Ford dealer was named John Wolf. He had two boys and named them Grey Wolf and Timber Wolf.

Bryan Raffa
09-28-2006, 09:10 AM
I know a guy named harry ball... in the next town over..

max
09-28-2006, 10:46 AM
Dusty on heres name is Dusty Roads. My sisters boyfriends name is Heywood Jablome.

250r83
09-28-2006, 11:51 AM
New a girl named Cricket, that was odd.

Kintore
09-28-2006, 03:01 PM
Aint it Dusty Fields? and his mom is Sandy fields? LOL!


Dusty!

atctim
09-28-2006, 03:10 PM
Oh - and I once worked with an old fellow named Harry Burrows. That name always reminded me of a groundhog. Also a good "Real Named" fellow is Richard Hertz - I'll bet he was tormented as a kid - I know I was, my last name is Keister (pronounced - keester)

Mrs.Mosh
09-28-2006, 06:55 PM
Moshman and I met an oriental guy at a riding spot. Moshman put his hand out and said "Hi, I'm Rob" the oriental guy said "Hi, i'm Hung Lo".:lol: :lol: :lol:
Mosh asked him how many times he has been slapped by girls for introducing himself. That is the best name i have heard yet. And, it was his real name.

Also, there is a guy around here named George George and another named Kerry Dick.

firefirefire90
09-28-2006, 07:19 PM
I knew a guy named Jimmy Seimen. AHaha Oh the laughs... he's a basketball player so we always like saying:

"Seimen's all over the court!"

"Who gave siemen the balls?"

"Is that siemen?"

"Jesus, that Siemen sure is white!"


lol

Also met of a dude named Dean Puloutadik.

3 weelin geezer
10-01-2006, 05:57 PM
How about Harry Balsach? Or Seaman Stanes

250Rwolf
10-02-2006, 06:51 PM
I PERSONALLY KNOW:
mike hunt
mike litt
harry sachs
peter gohzinia
anita ley
anita 87 250r..:lol:
i used to announce these names at the bowling alley along time ago...the lady at the counter would get on the intercom system and say..."bowling on lanes 5 and 6 mike hunt just had a nice 169":naughty:lol lol lol

Unclediezel
10-02-2006, 07:20 PM
For you guys who speak spanish, The electrician at my old shop was Jose Brito. He named his first son Alam. Alambra, = WIRE, ito= little ...ALAM BRITO- Lil wire.
Just thought it was cool. A guy I worked with..John Mehoff, but everyone called him JACK. A Customer of mine Richard Quick, ( Use your imagination) .

maggiesboy
10-02-2006, 11:31 PM
in third grade I had Becky Boober and Shannon Titsworth in my class :D

TravEX
10-03-2006, 07:50 AM
Mike Litt, LMAO!!!!

Squirrel Master
10-04-2006, 07:53 PM
I met a man named Harry Boner a few years back. Also.... I used to do business with an Auto repair shop, and the manager's name was Don Swallows.

keister
04-17-2009, 01:02 PM
Great old thread. With a name like Keister, I look out for this kind of thing.

There is a contractor in Erie, PA named Peter Hardner & Sons.
There used to be a security guard at work named Dick Long.
When I married Carrie Black, she insisted on putting "Black Keister Wedding" on the signs to the reception.
I met a guy in Little Rock whose last name is Smallwood. Poor fella!
Used to have a boss named Dick Benz.

I could go on and on.....

outtaline
04-17-2009, 01:30 PM
Richard head
Harry Palmer
Richard Gozinia
Anita Wiener
Richard Inyerarse
Harry Richardson Jr

ditchmud
04-17-2009, 04:02 PM
I knew a connie lingus

keister
04-17-2009, 04:55 PM
Almost forgot - a good friend (and big bluegrass music fan) named his daughter Amanda Lynn.

Yamada
04-17-2009, 07:28 PM
In french Barack (like in Barack Obama) sound like «shack».

firehart
04-17-2009, 10:13 PM
I worked with a girl named Candy Hart.

tanks350x
04-17-2009, 10:30 PM
I worked at a print shop not that long ago and I swear to god! my boss's name was Richard Wood :lol:... After he left the new guys name was Richard Condon! Those 2 names are just funny to me

Ant2u
04-17-2009, 10:53 PM
A few years ago I would have to create computer accounts for all the new hires in my company...My favorite was Megan Love. And the computer accounts were a combination of the last name and first name...hers was loveme.

SWIGIN
04-18-2009, 04:47 AM
i went to school with a girl named sharon kuntz

The Goat
04-18-2009, 08:22 AM
two kids locally named:
orangejello
lemonjello

My girl friend's aunt named her sons:
truth
justice

SeaBass8
04-18-2009, 08:51 AM
I went to school with a girl named Holly Wood.

kokmatt
04-18-2009, 10:27 AM
my last name is kok pronounced like cock.

fabiodriven
04-18-2009, 12:41 PM
My buddy was in the navy with a guy who's last name was cannon. He was "Seaman Cannon".

Rm250RF900R
04-18-2009, 03:27 PM
I used to know a kid named dustin lemons. He got torchered through school.

Triple B!
04-18-2009, 04:54 PM
We have this friend that Dave [AutoXer] works with whose last name is Lemon...

I had an English teacher in grade school whose name was Mrs. Cucci, and her husband's name was Harry (you'll laugh your butt off if you pronounce her last name right... ltalian) :lol:

And..... My maiden name is Fox.

Thorpe
04-18-2009, 04:58 PM
I know a guy from another street rod shop blessed with the name Dick Brown...

Custom200
04-19-2009, 04:24 PM
Theres a guy close to me named Harry But. My grandfathers name was Richard and everyone called him dick for short. Whenever dad would bring home a girlfriend his family would say here comes little dick, because he looked alot like his dad.lol Would of been an awkuard situation.

F4K
04-20-2009, 08:12 PM
Knew a girl once named carri johnson.

atcrider1
04-20-2009, 09:11 PM
i know an old guy up north named Jack Mehoff

Howdy
04-20-2009, 09:15 PM
I went to school with a girl named Sharron Peters. It was funny because in wood shop class she made a Hope Chest. The teacher was impressed with it and talked about how straight the back was and the nice curves in the front. The whole class lost it and Sharron was VERY red faced. lmao
Howdy