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theonlyjosh
10-20-2006, 09:56 PM
Post em up guys, i will have some soon just gotta type em up!

okiedragster
10-20-2006, 10:21 PM
ok i got this one today....



"Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet. Hellloooo?
Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year...namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo"?
(I told him). "It's been a year"! There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up...he hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me.
Bet he won't underestimate my intelligence again."

85hondaatc125m
10-20-2006, 11:51 PM
I got 2 of em here
A blonde walks into a bar and points at a microwave, and says "how much for that microwave" the baretender says "its not for sale". She comes in the next day in a disguise and says"can I buy that microwave" and the bartender says "not for sale. So she comes in the next day in another disguise and says "may I please buy that microwave" and the bartender says "No, its not for sale". Finally she breaks down, takes off the diguise and says "How come you wont let me buy that microwave?" And the bartender says" You have come in here the past 2 days wanting to buy that microwave, And it isnt a firgan microwave its a TV!" not the funniest but good and
Why did the 3 blondes jump off a building? Because there tampons had wings:lol:

Nick_R_23
10-21-2006, 03:14 PM
How do you confuse a blond? Take her into a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.
How does she confuse you? She comes out and tells you she did!

-Nick :TrikesOwn

okiedragster
10-21-2006, 08:04 PM
why does a blonde keep a coat hanger in the back seat of her car?...incase she ever locks her keys in the car....

Eric250R
10-22-2006, 02:13 PM
OK, so a guy is sitting at his job in a porn shop, in walks a red head. Pointing a dildo in the corner she says: how much for that one ? The black one asks the sales guy ? Yep, I've never had a black one. Ok, 50 bucks says the clerk. He wraps it up and she leaves smiling. Then comes a black girl, how much for that one she asks. The white one? asks the clerk. Yeah, I"ve never had a white one she says. 50 bucks the clerk responds. He wraps it up and she leaves smiling. Then, in walks a blonde, she looks around for a while with a confused look then finally a smile comes to her face.... how much for that one she asks, Which one? asks the clerk. The big red one in the corner she says gleeming, I"ve never had a red one. OHHHH.... that one is 200, but it's worth it, says the clerk.... great, I"ll take it she replies.
Well, later that evening when the other clerk comes in to start his shift he asks: So, how was your day? Pretty good says the first clerk, just sold my thermos for 200 bucks.

250r'en +TCB
10-22-2006, 09:01 PM
A blonde girl goes to her brunette girlfriend to tell her about a proulbem she's having.....

Blonde: I am trying to sell my car, but since it has 186,000 miles on it I can barly get any money for it!!! What should I do??

Brunette: Well, I have a friend who can turn the odometer back for you...... It's not legal, but it will defiantly help you sell the car!!!

Blonde: Sounds great, give me his name and number and I'll go over to him as soon I get a chance!!!

So about a week later the brunette runs into the blonde at the supermarket and ask's:

Brunette: So did you sell your car yet?

Blonde: Why on earth would I sell it??? It only has 56,000 miles now!!!!


HAHAHAHA funny because I can picture several girls I know actually saying that.........

jsimonh
10-23-2006, 08:02 PM
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A man approaches a blonde wearing headphones. He tries to talk to her. She motions that she cant hear him. He repeats his try and she does the same thing. After a few minutes of trying to talk to her, while she's still wearing her headphones, the blonde takes them off to talk to the man and falls down dead right away. The man leans down and picks the headphones up and hears Breathe In, Breathe Out, Breathe In, Breathe Out, etc...

What do you call a brunette with bad breath? A blonde doing a handstand.