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brapp
01-30-2007, 07:02 PM
FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

Redneck FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught



FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

Redneck FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up



FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.

Redneck FRIENDS: Know some wild *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited* will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.


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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

Redneck FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we trailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro up...but hey, that *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited* was fun "



FRIENDS: Cry with you.

Redneck FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your vagina.



FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

Redneck FRIENDS: Steal each other ' s stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.



FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.

Redneck FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.



FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

Redneck FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.



FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing.

Redneck FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.



FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

Redneck FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"


FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.

Redneck FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.



FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

Redneck FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night



FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

Redneck FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "*Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited*, you better drink the rest of that *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited*, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!


FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

Redneck Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.



FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

Redneck FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".


FRIENDS: Will talk *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited* to the person who talks *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited* about you.

Redneck FRIENDS: Will knock them the *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited* out!!


FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."

Redneck FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

jsimonh
01-30-2007, 07:26 PM
That's good stuff right there!:lol:
It looks like I'm in the Redneck boat, oh well, we know how to have fun!:beer :w00t:

brapp
01-31-2007, 07:37 PM
yeah buddy lol i ahve alot more to add but i also cant disclose alot of them for legal reasons lol

ATC-Eric
01-31-2007, 07:45 PM
Im 95% redneck by that list!

russell56443
02-01-2007, 12:18 AM
Hey I got one to add!!
Friends will stop buy and show you there new tattoo..

Redneck friends will go round up all there friends and take them to get a tattoo when they get there Inheritence money:D
True story!!!!!

Dammit!
02-01-2007, 12:47 AM
I've heard one of those lines told as it's own joke but changed just slightly.

What's the difference between a good friend and a best friend?

A good friend will bail you out of jail at 2 in the morning. A BEST friend would be in the cell next to you saying "dude that was f'ing AWESOME!"

MO dx
02-01-2007, 12:51 AM
I resemble some of those remarks. But I do have a redneck sign on my garage just so people know it when they pull in the driveway past the dead cars.

84honda200s
02-01-2007, 02:08 AM
Im 95% redneck by that list!



lol same here

the great gazoo
02-01-2007, 07:57 PM
I'm YOUR kind of friend, Josh!:beer

brapp
02-01-2007, 08:25 PM
brian your still a queer!

Tri-ZNate
02-01-2007, 08:30 PM
lol good buds right there ;). Yeah Everyone is redneck i think. The one that fits me to a T is

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

Redneck FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

Tri-ZNate
02-01-2007, 08:32 PM
lol good buds right there ;). Yeah Everyone is redneck i think. The one that fits me to a T is

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

Redneck FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

brapp
02-02-2007, 01:05 PM
nah brian just pickin on ya man didnt mean it lol. but between brian and nate and nathan you guys are 3 of my best friends. if you guys ever need anythgin just let me know.

new addition a freind will help you move a redneck friend willhelp u move a body to soemwhere where it will never be found( caus eus rednecks know allthem places liek that lol)

brapp
02-02-2007, 01:06 PM
hey nate you must be soem sort of post whore double postign and all!lol

the great gazoo
02-04-2007, 12:56 PM
Well Josh , if I'm queer, I'm NOT EVEN going to go into your little obsession(they don't call him 'beastie boy' cuz he's in a band),,, so there...............

timex69
02-04-2007, 06:02 PM
not quite the same format but I herd this one the other day and laughed pretty hard.

You might be a redneck when you let your 12 year old daughter smoke cigerettes at the kitchen table..................infront of her kids.

brapp
02-04-2007, 10:05 PM
hey brian your forgettign somethign it isnt beasy boy its beasiality and in bradford county its ok caus ein bradford county men are men and sheep are scared lol. its ok i wont tell anyoen abotu your gay sheep one night stand at the pensyltucky ride lol

the great gazoo
02-05-2007, 02:00 PM
See? See? I knew it!