brapp
01-30-2007, 07:02 PM
FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
Redneck FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
Redneck FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
Redneck FRIENDS: Know some wild *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited* will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.
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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Redneck FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we trailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro up...but hey, that *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited* was fun "
FRIENDS: Cry with you.
Redneck FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your vagina.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Redneck FRIENDS: Steal each other ' s stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.
FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
Redneck FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
Redneck FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing.
Redneck FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
Redneck FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
Redneck FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
Redneck FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Redneck FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "*Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited*, you better drink the rest of that *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited*, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!
FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
Redneck Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
Redneck FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
FRIENDS: Will talk *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited* to the person who talks *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited* about you.
Redneck FRIENDS: Will knock them the *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited* out!!
FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
Redneck FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
Redneck FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
Redneck FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
Redneck FRIENDS: Know some wild *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited* will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.
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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Redneck FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we trailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro up...but hey, that *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited* was fun "
FRIENDS: Cry with you.
Redneck FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your vagina.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Redneck FRIENDS: Steal each other ' s stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.
FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
Redneck FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
Redneck FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing.
Redneck FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
Redneck FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
Redneck FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
Redneck FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Redneck FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "*Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited*, you better drink the rest of that *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited*, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!
FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
Redneck Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
Redneck FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
FRIENDS: Will talk *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited* to the person who talks *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited* about you.
Redneck FRIENDS: Will knock them the *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited* out!!
FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
Redneck FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.