mudduck14843
05-04-2003, 01:16 AM
this was sent to me by a friend i thought i was good and you peeps might like it...
Now, this makes sense. Robin Williams for president!!!
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what
we need
now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan for peace. So, here's one plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will
be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where
they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't
hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need
any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain,cement
or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets
"lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need it most get very little, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
Robin Williams
Now, this makes sense. Robin Williams for president!!!
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what
we need
now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan for peace. So, here's one plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will
be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where
they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't
hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need
any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain,cement
or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets
"lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need it most get very little, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
Robin Williams