Wickedfinger
05-30-2003, 12:38 AM
an excerpt from a chat conversation that some of us can relate to .....
HondaATC22: I mean I'm pretty much the only person around here (home) that knows anything (Not bragging)
HondaATC22: I mean most of my freinds are like, dude I wana put some powerbands on my Big bear
HondaATC22: and I can't do anything but want to shoot my self :P
Wickedfinger: I don't know man, I never will ever claim to be an expert at this stuff, but, I help out people when I can, I've spent quite a few years playing with our toys
HondaATC22: me too, I'm not claiming to be an expert either
Wickedfinger: Thats always a funny thing - Power Bands
HondaATC22: yeah...
HondaATC22: What was the other one I heard recently
Wickedfinger: people are sooo dumb sometimes
HondaATC22: oh yeah
HondaATC22: one freind wanted to put a big piston on his 250es
HondaATC22: just so he could said it was a big piston :P
Wickedfinger: see, dumb
HondaATC22: yes
Wickedfinger: I'm sure he meant well though.......
HondaATC22: yeah
* Wickedfinger slaps some sense into him with a large brown trout
HondaATC22: hahaha there you go
HondaATC22: I mean I tried explain to him if he wants perfomance from big piston, he'd be better off with porting and a head deck and stuff
Wickedfinger: BILL!!!!!!! You just gave me a super Idea - I'm going to market a "Power Band" and sell it to dunces - it'll look like a girdle that you stretch around your engines Jug and tie up with laces. "Squeeze every last drop of performance from your engine" will be our motto - You can help me sell it, we'll make millions from the unsuspecting fools! the boffoonic masses. I can see it now - a Headline in Dirt Wheels, color brochures, the Las Vegas ATV show with girls in bikinis , Honda sending over their top engineers to spy on us, international intrigue. Oh just think of the possibilities.
HondaATC22: lmao
HondaATC22: I mean I'm pretty much the only person around here (home) that knows anything (Not bragging)
HondaATC22: I mean most of my freinds are like, dude I wana put some powerbands on my Big bear
HondaATC22: and I can't do anything but want to shoot my self :P
Wickedfinger: I don't know man, I never will ever claim to be an expert at this stuff, but, I help out people when I can, I've spent quite a few years playing with our toys
HondaATC22: me too, I'm not claiming to be an expert either
Wickedfinger: Thats always a funny thing - Power Bands
HondaATC22: yeah...
HondaATC22: What was the other one I heard recently
Wickedfinger: people are sooo dumb sometimes
HondaATC22: oh yeah
HondaATC22: one freind wanted to put a big piston on his 250es
HondaATC22: just so he could said it was a big piston :P
Wickedfinger: see, dumb
HondaATC22: yes
Wickedfinger: I'm sure he meant well though.......
HondaATC22: yeah
* Wickedfinger slaps some sense into him with a large brown trout
HondaATC22: hahaha there you go
HondaATC22: I mean I tried explain to him if he wants perfomance from big piston, he'd be better off with porting and a head deck and stuff
Wickedfinger: BILL!!!!!!! You just gave me a super Idea - I'm going to market a "Power Band" and sell it to dunces - it'll look like a girdle that you stretch around your engines Jug and tie up with laces. "Squeeze every last drop of performance from your engine" will be our motto - You can help me sell it, we'll make millions from the unsuspecting fools! the boffoonic masses. I can see it now - a Headline in Dirt Wheels, color brochures, the Las Vegas ATV show with girls in bikinis , Honda sending over their top engineers to spy on us, international intrigue. Oh just think of the possibilities.
HondaATC22: lmao