300rman
08-06-2008, 07:17 PM
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local
Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and
every once in a while the lights would turn off.
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked
man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just
look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to
the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and
the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of
applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand.
Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well,
now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a
drink?" But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. "You
see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on
that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and
every once in a while the lights would turn off.
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked
man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just
look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to
the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and
the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of
applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand.
Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well,
now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a
drink?" But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. "You
see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on
that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"