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gravelyman
11-27-2008, 07:43 PM
A friend sent this to me. It is a new tax for 2009

The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. on top of that it has two dependents and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER,EFFECTIVE JANUARY 1st, 2009, the penis will now be taxed according to size:

The brackets are as follows:

10-12" Luxury Tax $300.00
8-10" Pole Tax $250.00
5-8" Privilige Tax $150.00
3-5" Nuisance Tax $30.00
Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.

Anyone under 4" is eligible for a tax refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION







I guess a refund is out of the question this year.

300rman
11-30-2008, 02:01 PM
Rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!