What would you do?

[factoryX]

http://wcbstv.com/local/baby.thrown.in.2.900763.html

[The Goat]

If I was the family, this is one opportunity where a lawsuit is not only acceptable but required.

If I was the garbage man... I'd brown it with a little onions and have a feast.

Sorry... Inappropriate, me and my friends have a long ongoing joke about canibalism.