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LonesomeTriZ
01-21-2009, 03:48 AM
This is the hard car I drive over here. The last rain turned the roads into nothing but mud. That Hemi sure is fun on a slippery road, even with all weight of the armor.

SYKO
01-21-2009, 08:20 AM
thats cool, so all the armour is hidden huh? should be black then it would be gangster as hell! hey you think theres a market for lowriders in bagdad?

LonesomeTriZ
01-21-2009, 10:27 AM
Every vehicle is a low rider. The messed up roads wears out the suspension on the vehicles out there. So almost all of them sit damn near on the ground.

LonesomeTriZ
01-22-2009, 10:26 AM
I learned a valuable lesson today. Never fart in a hard car. The smell stays fresh for quite a bit longer.

longbedGTs
01-22-2009, 02:58 PM
So you get some Iraqis in there and blast 'em with intestinal odors while drifting on muddy roads? :beer

YAMA-MAMA
01-22-2009, 08:10 PM
This is the hard car I drive over here. The last rain turned the roads into nothing but mud. That Hemi sure is fun on a slippery road, even with all weight of the armor.

Hmmmm, was it really necessary to get that muddy??? Wonder where our son gets the obsession for mud??

LonesomeTriZ
01-23-2009, 01:53 AM
No thanks, then I would have to clean up the mess they leave behind. Besides, everything stinks over here. So they are use to it.

I can't help it if the mud just travels to my vehicle.

Tri-Z Pilot
01-23-2009, 02:49 AM
Lonesome, is Yama-Mama your mother?

LonesomeTriZ
01-23-2009, 10:38 AM
Um, no. But she is old enough to be.

YAMA-MAMA
01-23-2009, 10:41 AM
Um, no. But she is old enough to be.

BUTT HEAD! I do however feel that I have more than one 4 year old at times

LonesomeTriZ
01-23-2009, 10:47 AM
Watch it, or I will buy a hard car when I get home, fart in it, and lock you in during the summer.

YAMA-MAMA
01-23-2009, 11:03 AM
Watch it, or I will buy a hard car when I get home, fart in it, and lock you in during the summer.

Oh please, like Im not ammune to your fumes, farting is not forplay dear

LonesomeTriZ
01-23-2009, 11:05 AM
The temperature inside a hard car is 40 degrees off than it is out side. If it is 120 like over here, it is 160 inside the vehicle.

YAMA-MAMA
01-23-2009, 11:09 AM
Maybe then I'll finally get warm You know im cold in 90 degree weather

Tri-Z Pilot
01-25-2009, 02:03 AM
Oh, so it's the wifey then :lol: :lol: Beter watch out or she'll have your balls in a vise:lol:

LonesomeTriZ
01-25-2009, 03:10 AM
Oh, so it's the wifey then :lol: :lol: Beter watch out or she'll have your balls in a vise:lol:


Hey, that sounds kind of cool. :naughty: