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Howdy
04-14-2009, 08:13 PM
Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher
asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion
on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious president asked
the class for an example
of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him,
that would be a tragedy.'
'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'

'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would
call great loss.'

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the
room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet
voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a
'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right... And can you tell
me why that would be tragedy?'

'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.'

honda250sx
04-14-2009, 08:16 PM
Little Johnny Meets - Insert anything ignorant here...

Macs
04-14-2009, 08:30 PM
that was freakin great.

outtaline
04-14-2009, 09:29 PM
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factoryX
04-14-2009, 09:36 PM
that was funny, but I'd be careful the feds are watching everything with obaka's name on it.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/apr/14/federal-agency-warns-of-radicals-on-right/

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=94803

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.10ed1f9e186b5df56ff5aa4eedbbf5d c.dd1&show_article=1

Howdy
04-14-2009, 10:31 PM
that was funny, but I'd be careful the feds are watching everything with obaka's name on it.


I would never do anything to hurt Obama, his family, ect. I mearly like a good laugh now, and now, and now, and then.
Howdy

MyMistress86R
04-14-2009, 11:22 PM
Boy Howdy...you're throwin down some jewels tonight. I love it!

factoryX
04-15-2009, 02:32 AM
I know, but right now they are nuts with there new to them positions..

ProCarbine2k1
04-15-2009, 08:20 PM
I want to know what grouch arse said the joke wasnt funny, Edog where you at! :lol: :lol:

Yamada
04-15-2009, 08:44 PM
Well, Obama is not my president but I find this joke funny. Jokes about politians are always funny.

Russell 350X
04-15-2009, 09:41 PM
That was freakin priceless! Nice one Howdy!

Triple B!
04-15-2009, 10:14 PM
I'm not gonna lie i didn't think it was funny at first, it one of those jokes that make you go "hmm....that's kinda relevant" then you chuckle afterwards. :)

ATC-Eric
04-16-2009, 01:39 PM
LMAO

That was great.

topless
04-19-2009, 10:57 AM
that was funny, but I'd be careful the feds are watching everything with obaka's name on it.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/apr/14/federal-agency-warns-of-radicals-on-right/

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=94803

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.10ed1f9e186b5df56ff5aa4eedbbf5d c.dd1&show_article=1

Then Little Johnny is in deep doodoo.